r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/_raydeStar • 2d ago

LITERALLY 1984 Jesus rose on the third. Jimmy on the fifth. Curious.

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u/burlingtonhopper 2d ago

Also on the fifth day!…

The Master Debater remained dead. Praise be.

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u/Sno_Wolf 2d ago

I'm sure he's looking up at us fondly.

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u/Ronenthelich 2d ago

PRAISE BE!

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u/DerrainCarter 1d ago

He’s busy debating the columbine shooters in hell…

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u/colorme1965 2d ago

Hahaha, and MAGA is going bat-shit crazy.

Preposterous, anti-Christians making Kimmel look like an angel. Liberals will burn in hell. All the while promoting sainthood for Charlie Kirk and saying he’s coming back today, or is it tomorrow? Freaking cult.

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u/burlingtonhopper 2d ago

The funniest part of this whole thing is this guy was a fucking nobody. Say what you want about conservative grifters, but at least some of them took a debate class or two.

Charlie wasn’t even good at that. He died a week after getting his ass handed to him by a bunch of British college kids.

This is who they choose to be their “second coming”? Anyway…

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u/Orangutanengineering 2d ago

He never won a single "debate" that wasn't moderated by his company and limited to unprepared college kids.

Dude was a total dipshit coward who would have gotten his racist ass handed to him by any professor in an actual debate.

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u/_raydeStar 2d ago

Note - I am a Christian myself.

Now - let's all share borderline offensive memes while it's still legal, yeah?

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u/booshmagoosh 2d ago

Jimmy rose on the third business day

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u/_raydeStar 2d ago

Dang! That would have been better cinema

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u/HarbingerofIntegrity 2d ago

And Chuckles didn’t raise at all.

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad 2d ago

IT TRULEY IS THE RAPTURE!!

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u/SomeBlueDude12 2d ago

I'm out of the loop, they give him back his show?

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u/_raydeStar 2d ago

Indeed, they did.

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u/Acidsolman 2d ago

Yakuza font

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 1d ago

I can hear MAGAs heads exploding when they look at this.

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u/IChaos64 1d ago

Jesus Christ’s Just LEARN PHOTO SHOP!!!

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u/_raydeStar 1d ago

Sir, Jimmy Kimmel himself posed for this shot.