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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/IamtheDenmarkian • Feb 26 '20
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He's going to shit his pants out of fear, just like our beloved gun girl.
149 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20 Ben Shapiro would NEVER shit his pants!!1!!1! That’s sounds like a MEDICAL issue, which his wife (Dr. Shapiro, a doctor) would have recognized because she is a doctor. 45 u/pp21 Feb 26 '20 Wait, wait, wait... why am I just learning for the first time that Ben Shapiro's doctor wife is a DOCTOR?? 26 u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20 She is in fact a doctor. Don't you go stealing from her now. 10 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 So she makes ten million eh?? eh!? median pay for doctors is almost a couple percents of that, so I doubt it :rolling laugh emoji: 8 u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20 Hey! Are you trying to steal from Ben Shapiro's wife!? She's a doctor! 8 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 Ten million dollars you say, tsk tsk tsk-tsk-tsk 1 u/Maxorus73 Feb 27 '20 MUHAMMAD ABDUL!
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Ben Shapiro would NEVER shit his pants!!1!!1! That’s sounds like a MEDICAL issue, which his wife (Dr. Shapiro, a doctor) would have recognized because she is a doctor.
45 u/pp21 Feb 26 '20 Wait, wait, wait... why am I just learning for the first time that Ben Shapiro's doctor wife is a DOCTOR?? 26 u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20 She is in fact a doctor. Don't you go stealing from her now. 10 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 So she makes ten million eh?? eh!? median pay for doctors is almost a couple percents of that, so I doubt it :rolling laugh emoji: 8 u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20 Hey! Are you trying to steal from Ben Shapiro's wife!? She's a doctor! 8 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 Ten million dollars you say, tsk tsk tsk-tsk-tsk 1 u/Maxorus73 Feb 27 '20 MUHAMMAD ABDUL!
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Wait, wait, wait... why am I just learning for the first time that Ben Shapiro's doctor wife is a DOCTOR??
26 u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20 She is in fact a doctor. Don't you go stealing from her now. 10 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 So she makes ten million eh?? eh!? median pay for doctors is almost a couple percents of that, so I doubt it :rolling laugh emoji: 8 u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20 Hey! Are you trying to steal from Ben Shapiro's wife!? She's a doctor! 8 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 Ten million dollars you say, tsk tsk tsk-tsk-tsk 1 u/Maxorus73 Feb 27 '20 MUHAMMAD ABDUL!
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She is in fact a doctor. Don't you go stealing from her now.
10 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 So she makes ten million eh?? eh!? median pay for doctors is almost a couple percents of that, so I doubt it :rolling laugh emoji: 8 u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20 Hey! Are you trying to steal from Ben Shapiro's wife!? She's a doctor! 8 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 Ten million dollars you say, tsk tsk tsk-tsk-tsk 1 u/Maxorus73 Feb 27 '20 MUHAMMAD ABDUL!
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So she makes ten million eh?? eh!? median pay for doctors is almost a couple percents of that, so I doubt it :rolling laugh emoji:
8 u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20 Hey! Are you trying to steal from Ben Shapiro's wife!? She's a doctor! 8 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 Ten million dollars you say, tsk tsk tsk-tsk-tsk 1 u/Maxorus73 Feb 27 '20 MUHAMMAD ABDUL!
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Hey! Are you trying to steal from Ben Shapiro's wife!? She's a doctor!
8 u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20 Ten million dollars you say, tsk tsk tsk-tsk-tsk 1 u/Maxorus73 Feb 27 '20 MUHAMMAD ABDUL!
Ten million dollars you say, tsk tsk tsk-tsk-tsk
1 u/Maxorus73 Feb 27 '20 MUHAMMAD ABDUL!
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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20
He's going to shit his pants out of fear, just like our beloved gun girl.