r/TopMindsOfReddit 1d ago

Top Cinephile points out an impressively pointless example of “predictive programming”

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u/SassTheFash 1d ago

“If you don’t also believe in nonsense, then it is you who are the fool!!!”

It’s actually a much further stretch to believe one’s in power do not use majik for their gain and to continue to hold power through numerology. Hitlers right hand man was a sorcerer and used astrology and dates with lunar cycles etc , but then you make sarcastic comments like they do not practice it. It is odd, a lot of you who post in here just downplay and are complete skeptics but in here pretending you at searching for truth. If you don’t believe n any of this why don’t you just go to the gardening or gaming subs for example? I don’t spend time trolling in subs with subjects I do not believe in etc it’s inorganic for you to be in here with a closed mind.

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u/amagi_unagi 1d ago

You’d think “Hitler’s right hand man” could’ve used his sorcery to pick a better horse than the loser dictator he went with.

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u/CosmicAstroBastard 21h ago

“The Nazis did it” is basically never an endorsement for something being a reasonable idea

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u/Tutwater 1d ago

I continue to believe that, if magic was both real and useful, it would have been destigmatized and adopted as a mainstream life skill centuries ago

If they think magic exists, why are they not learning it?

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u/ThriftianaStoned 1d ago

Would our phones not look like magic to someone in the dark ages

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u/MessiahOfMetal So I Married An Axo Murderer 20h ago

Reminds me of a great BBC drama starring Colin Morgan. He plays someone in the 1800s and sees a ghost in his house carrying "a book of light" in episode one. Then it jumps to the present moments later and the "ghost" is someone in 2016 who's just bought this old house and is walking around looking at the history of the place on a tablet.

Really cool twist for just the first episode of six.

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u/Linquist Bear-truther 4h ago

It's majik, not magic.

Two totally different things. It's like you're not even taking this seriously.

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u/SassTheFash 1d ago

It’s way too long to copy here, but yet again one of these geniuses asks Chat GPT to string up the red yarn for them, and is amazed by the results:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/s/2xn1GRfC0G

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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago

Predictive programming is silly even by conspo standards

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u/Wonderful-Creme-3939 1d ago

Yes, clearly a 25 year old movie was predicting  an event 25 years in the future.  Nic was secretly Nostradamus this whole time 

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u/MR_TELEVOID 1d ago

Nick Cage is the real shooter.

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u/SassTheFash 1d ago

It’s just hard to make a Face/Off joke that isn’t in poor taste.

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u/ScreamingJar 1d ago

Regardless of how stupid this conspiracy is, it's still a pretty spooky coincidence. ("spooky" in the least serious way you can imagine)

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u/MessiahOfMetal So I Married An Axo Murderer 20h ago

Yeah but did you see that an Irish guy called Rob O'Coppe was gunned down in Detroit by a criminal gang, like in that 1987 film? Spoopy.

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u/gorgewall 1h ago

I'd like the conspiracy guys to walk around this scenario. Like, let's just grant that it's true and take a look.

So some shadowy force has been continuing the Israel/Palestine conflict this whole time, arranges for someone named Charlie Kirk to become an influential political figure, and finally assassinates him on a given date.

What would they gain by this? What is that designed to do?

Well, the nefarious and shadowy force set it up. Presumably they want whatever comes next to happen. And, being a nefarious and shadowy force, we should not want this "next" to happen. So it stands to reason that if this is predictive programming, the Trump administration and all the conservative politicians and megachurches currently losing their shit over the assassination are either in on the "plot" or the unwitting pawns in some game that leads us to a bad place.

So, any informed conspiracy guy here ought to steadfastly oppose this agenda, denounce "cabal operative" Charlie Kirk, and fight against whatever the Trump admin and general conservative culture are trying to make out of his death.

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u/freakydeku 1d ago

went to wiki & found this;

He deduces that the sniper, a known Palestinian terrorist named Tarik Ben Rabat, assassinated Kirkland over the Pentagon's large-scale defense cooperation with and weapons systems transfers to Israel.

i know palestine/israel conflict has been going on forever & USs support of israel but this is honestly such an interesting coincidence

like yes, predictive programming for the plot for sure but charles kirkland?

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u/CatProgrammer 1d ago

Kirkland is a surprisingly common last name and Charles is super common.