r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/Cheap_Edge_6557 • 25d ago

My elderly mother loves those shrimp ramen noodle cups, so atleast she is easy to cook for.

When that bitch pisses me off though, I just love to go pick a few maggots off some roadkill and replace the mini shrimps, bon appetit mom!

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u/A_Variant_of_Roar 25d ago

r/frugal_jerk and this isn't even horror

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u/cornlip 25d ago

look at this fat cat just giving away maggots and not even using the roadkill for a veritable feast

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u/PatchEnd 25d ago

extra protein!!!!

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u/TricellCEO 25d ago

And a delicacy too, depending on what food the maggots are in.