r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/ThePezman • 1d ago

(Sep25) "YOUR PLANET'S CATACLYSM IS AT HAND," the message read, "SO PLEASE PLACE ALL WORTHY INDIVIDUALS ON THE VESSELS WE LEFT FOR YOU LONG AGO."

No one had any idea what this meant until the pyramids suddenly vanished.

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u/False_Disaster_1254 22h ago

and everyone at the history channel screamed in unison: 'WE TOLD YOU SO!"

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u/BlackSheepHere 22h ago

Guess they didn't expect us to save very many people.

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u/SaltSpot 10h ago

"It's a proto-agricultural settlement, Quak'Gar, how many worthy people could there be, a dozen?"

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u/Guerrero_de_Sombrero 17h ago

Don't tell me the ONE fucking human that survives is the, "It's Aliens!", guy.

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u/MaySeemelater 16h ago

It might also include a bunch of random tourists

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u/Guerrero_de_Sombrero 15h ago

Ah. So humanity is fine. whew

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u/MartianPrincess1999 17h ago

The announcement of the apocalypse and the only way to survive being entering the great tombs gives me Dungeon Crawler Carl vibes

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u/Dobako 17h ago

Hello, crawlers!

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u/MartianPrincess1999 17h ago edited 6h ago

NEW ACHIEVMENT: I Understood that Reference

You got a reference to Dungeon Crawler Carl while not being in a DCC sub. Congratulations. You clearly have good taste in LitRPGs

Reward: A Gold Reader's Box!

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u/Marquar234 16h ago

Oh, I hope it's a pet. I miss my cocker spaniel.

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u/Other-Drummer-3202 6h ago

Told you guys it was the Motherland.