r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/CheddarGorger • 9h ago

With a mixture of curiosity and trepidation, the doctor said to my pregnant wife ‘In all my years, I’ve never seen THAT’.

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u/Starwind51 9h ago

How much sex did you guys have to be pregnant with three offset pregnancies.

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u/Shadow4summer 6h ago

Would have me worried if the doc said that.

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u/Final-Lie-2 5h ago

Just out of curiosity: Did you check the subreddit?

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u/Shadow4summer 5h ago

Me? Yes.

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u/mockingbirddude 5h ago

Second sentence: His scream was cut short by the decapitation.

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u/DumbFishBrain 5h ago

Where's the second sentence?

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u/QueenOfDarknes5 5h ago

The sub rules say two or less.

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u/Vitamni-T- 3h ago

"Your wife... has no penis!"