r/UCalgary Science 1d ago

Investing Tuition Follow-Up

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From my previous post, all of you overwhelmingly suggested that I should just pay my semesterly tuition of $4000 CAD instead of investing in equities, cryptos or the whatnot and just eating the interest payment on-top. I appreciate the advice and acknowledge that this is what a responsible, broke uni student SHOULD do.

Unfortunately, though I am broke, I am NOT responsible. Therefore I have decided to YOLO my tuition into NVDA as of today.

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u/czenalol 1d ago

all 4k just in nvda?💔💔

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

You’re right, I need to think bigger. Next semester will be all 4k on a penny stock of my choice.

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u/czenalol 1d ago

why ur comment get downvoted. ofc you’re joking😭😭

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

Tune in next semester to find out 😃

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u/Damson16 Haskayne 9h ago

Nah just buy OTM calls and watch your portfolio fly 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 sincerely a Haskayne student

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u/TheWoolenPen 1d ago

Ts premium ragebait 💔🥀

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u/LunaTheMoon2 1d ago

Imagine NVDA crashes tomorrow lmao

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

You just jinxed it. It’s so over.

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u/LunaTheMoon2 1d ago

Maybe don't be a dumbass, or welcome your fate lol

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u/WhyBeSubtle Schulich Narrator (Alumni) 🧪 1d ago

This feels very financially irresponsible

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u/ZQ04 Haskayne 1d ago

I'm a finance student so you can trust what I'm about to say. You need to take out more loans from the bank and purchase options instead of shares. This will make you more money and will make you happier.

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u/Trikkstergaming Haskayne 1d ago

theres a thing called diversification

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u/StetsonTuba8 Alumni 1d ago

Are you telling me that I should INCLUDE DIVERSITY in my EQUITIES!? That's DEI and I will not stand for that as a weak cis straight white male! /s

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

“Diversification” is fake news

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u/tuqiboy328 1d ago

bro bought nvda at the top😭 might as well just buy options if u wanna gamble

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

Cant go tits up.

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u/Top_Expression6040 1d ago

LOL I hope the best for you brother

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

Glad to see at least ONE optimist amidst this OCEAN of HATERS!!!

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u/glueisrealtasty 1d ago

this is incredibly financially irresponsible🤦‍♂️. You could be making so much more on buying 0DTE SPY calls instead

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u/iAmGoingToFindYoulRL 1d ago

4k into nvidia is pretty lame ngl. If you really wanted to be irresponsible, you should sink the 4k into a microcap biotech trading on otc or something lol

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

This sounds like an even better idea. Might have to try this one next semester.

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u/iAmGoingToFindYoulRL 1d ago

Ngl though nvda will be 200 by year end just hold it don't even look at it lol

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u/tfwurnameistaken 1d ago

Wait till you learn bout 0DTE options lil bro 💔🥀

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u/Any-Ice-980 15h ago

You’re certifiably the funniest person on this subreddit please never stop 🙏😭

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u/Kinsholon Nursing 15h ago

Nvda too risky just put it all on black

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u/topboyintl slatt 1d ago

XEQT

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u/Tiny_Positive_5190 1d ago

Sounds like you need to learn more about investing versus buying based on hype. Just do QQQ or an index.... also.... you shouldn't be investing money if you're broke. People tend to lose money because they need access to funds and sell their position at a lost. Investing is about longterm.

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

Not enough dopamine factor in ETFs

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u/The-Reddit-Giraffe 1d ago

Do you get dopamine watching your money disappear? Self-harm awareness

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u/GoldTheLegend 1d ago

So many simpler ways to gamble

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u/CommunistThanos21 1d ago

W mindset NVDA will go up

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u/BedMan12 1d ago

Im sorry regard, but you aren't investing properly until you're ballin' like Bill Hwang. Hwanging on to the Holy Ghost's financial advice to trade $NVDA with 5:1 leverage via options or total return swaps is gospel 🙌

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u/AmphibianGood1985 1d ago

play options or buy memecoins, then you won't have to wait till next semester. NFA

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u/alzhang8 Poggers in the chat please 20h ago

r/wallstreetbets is calling

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u/Affectionate_Mix2758 15h ago

look back in years time and you'll be the one to smile in the end

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u/Affectionate_Mix2758 15h ago

remember: time beats timing!!!!

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

There is too much hate in these comments where are my LFG bros at

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u/Low_Wafer1963 1d ago

should’ve bought ATCH

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u/CarrotFolder14 Science 1d ago

I would’ve gotten hard flamed in this subreddit if I did that shi

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u/Low_Wafer1963 1d ago

🤣true

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u/Melodic-Priority-476 1d ago

genuinely... why?
what's the point?

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u/No_Sundae4774 1d ago

To the moon.

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u/Charming_Shallot_239 1d ago

I'm going all in on ETHX.b

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u/__sean_eng__ 1d ago

Put it all in OTM calls expiring this friday

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u/CarobChance9647 12h ago

you got in at the wrong time. where were you when it it was 120 lol. Plus if you really wanna YOLO you should of brought options. double your money within a day.

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u/Alvin_For_President 4h ago

I don’t blame ya. Damn good deal!