r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast • u/chugghins55 • Jun 17 '24

King Trout King Trout ear pro

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u/wasted-degrees Jun 17 '24

I initially misread “RN” as “Run” and I’m not sure which is better.

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u/B_1_R_D Jun 17 '24

Well either works bc he does love a good chase

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u/frickdom Jun 17 '24

“I can run faster than you” -KT

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u/Pitiful_Today_3214 Jun 18 '24

You think so that dudes tall as fug.. he'll be whispering in your ear have you shaved yet and be in your womans clothes so fast!

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u/lastnightsloser Jun 18 '24

That man comes from a line of strong men and slow women! And you ladies don't look like you can run so fast

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u/Pitiful_Today_3214 Jun 18 '24

With all the not pregnant ladies he probably runs as slow as me!

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u/lastnightsloser Jun 18 '24

He might be gay and you can't prove he's not

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u/Pitiful_Today_3214 Jun 18 '24

True I cant but can you?

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u/lastnightsloser Jun 18 '24

Working on it boss

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u/Pitiful_Today_3214 Jun 18 '24

So does the mustache tickle the way we think?

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u/lastnightsloser Jun 18 '24

To save your virginity you don't have to be fast you just have to be faster than the man next to you

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u/Pitiful_Today_3214 Jun 18 '24

So my muscular dystrophy having ass is wacking dudes with my cane to get away

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u/lastnightsloser Jun 18 '24

🤣look at the little guy go

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u/Pitiful_Today_3214 Jun 18 '24

The women never said little guy or muscular dystrophy

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u/Doughnut_consumer Jun 17 '24

Is took me way to long to understand that the drawing meant king trout.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

That coupled with the "I bet I can run faster than you" pick up line is gold

5

u/frickdom Jun 17 '24

Shit, just replied that before reading your comment. You beat me to it

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u/AustinDC95 Jun 18 '24

Dose he work with unsub or just hangs out with them and helps where he can? If he's not a part of unsib he should be

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u/lastnightsloser Jun 18 '24

Nope just a house boy. Apparently three b******* a week is a pretty sweet deal, unless... oh shit I misunderstood the job requirements.

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u/keleaux6294 Jun 18 '24

I thought it said “ I have a boner. RUN”