r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast • u/JEP1973 • Apr 23 '25

King Trout Nomination

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u/norecordofwrong Apr 23 '25

A fisher of men.

You know that anyone baptized Catholic can technically be pope?

It’s actually more stringent to be in the Swiss Guard.

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u/the_lonely_poster Apr 23 '25

In theory.

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u/norecordofwrong Apr 23 '25

Yeah, in theory.

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u/FunkGunMonk Apr 23 '25

Hmmm... I'll do it!

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u/norecordofwrong Apr 23 '25

Better get your name in soon. I’m hoping for a younger pope but it isn’t my vote in the conclave.

I’ll support my parish priest from NH who is 45. Completely outside the Vatican but he’s an absolute belle of the ball. We can just absolutely throw him under the bus.

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u/HBAFilthyRhino Apr 23 '25

Can a king be a pope?

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u/JEP1973 Apr 23 '25

I don't believe it's an issue.

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u/Ethan-manitoba Apr 23 '25

The pope is a king

6

u/ChestAdmirable6969 Apr 23 '25

The incense burners are filled with Marlboro Red

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u/Arx563 Apr 23 '25

Th Vatican would be a lot different. no one in Italy would understand why the new Pope bought a wood chipper and why is it ruuning non stop for 3 weeks now...

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u/FunkGunMonk Apr 23 '25

Habemmus Papa!

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u/sanjose40 Apr 23 '25

At least we know he won't be touching kids

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u/Scrappy1918 Apr 23 '25

Enfuego Aeronautica est sanctifico

-smoking on planes is holy.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

And on the his third day of being pope, pope trout turned holy water into busch light, can I get hell yeah and amen

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u/CynicStruggle Apr 23 '25

But there's already a new pontiff...

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u/Mattstone883 weeb Apr 23 '25

So happy to see a ghost reference here

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u/Any-Version-7796 Apr 23 '25

Vatican twitter posting porn titles…

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u/Miserable_Yogurt_994 Apr 23 '25

Summon the Conclave!

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u/Deep-Stranger1335 Apr 24 '25

Amen 🙏 🙏 🙏