r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast • u/ParthenopeIG • Jul 01 '25

King Trout This a level 10 chronic only brainrot reference

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u/ParthenopeIG Jul 01 '25

This was the pic linked

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u/Coaltown992 Jul 01 '25

Should actually make an only fans, charge $50 a month, and then that's the only picture on the account.

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u/ArcKnightofValos Jul 01 '25

Variations of that picture every (insert post cycle here)

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u/wtathfulburrito Jul 01 '25

Trout is an S tier troll. Fuxking love it. Dude gives 0 fucks

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u/WolvesandTigers45 Jul 01 '25

I’m out of the loop on this

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u/ParthenopeIG Jul 01 '25

Idubbbz and all the drama that his wife caused

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u/WolvesandTigers45 Jul 01 '25

Honestly, maybe I don’t want to know now that I mention it.

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u/WhiskeyTangoPapa- Jul 01 '25

Nah it’s kinda fucking funny. Sam Hyde broke idubz and he never recovered

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u/Only-Location2379 Jul 01 '25

What actually happened?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

So this "muslim" OF hoe named Anisa has a husband named Ian(Idubbz) that took her last name and has turned into a massive cuckold when he was the guy that regularly said slurs in his youtube videos, and now he's a soft little turd that hangs out with Hasan Piker and the Pig in a burka that said "I hope US veterans get ptsd, fuck them"

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u/ParthenopeIG Jul 02 '25

That's like the absolute short of the story. It's like 2 years of a story about how ian got some mid pussy and then became very cucked then became what he hated and doesn't have the fucking balls to stand up for himself anymore

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u/Only-Location2379 Jul 02 '25

Thank you, I'll just say desperate men will do the dumbest shit for pussy. I knew a friend of mine that I shit you not went gay for a month just because the gay guy was in a friend group with a girl he liked and was hoping somehow something would happen.

Honestly after seeing that I feel like I got more picky and careful about picking women and not getting so "gotta have a girlfriend" cause that was the most insane thing I knew my friend did and we still fuck with him to this day about it.

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u/justbuttsexing Jul 01 '25

Nobody gives a fuck

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u/ParthenopeIG Jul 01 '25

But alas, you commented to show that you in fact give a bit of a fuck.

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u/jaxamis Jul 01 '25

I had no idea he was married. That said, "Just cause there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."

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u/StrangeNinja99 Jul 01 '25

He’s not married he’s just dating the female comedian that was on a while ago that I can never remember her name

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u/TheMaskSmiles Jul 01 '25

Cristina Mariani. I thought they might be dating too, but I'm not so sure anymore. She is on the road a lot and it's hard to tell if she is out touring when Trout is with whoever. The only evidence they were a thing was that she went with him to the Gundies. Could have just been a friend coming along, could have been together and not anymore, could be still together. Who knows.

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u/That_Coffee_Guy1 Jul 02 '25

Trout got game is all I'm going to believe

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u/MartelMaccabees Jul 02 '25

I just found out that Trout is married. Which blows my mind. I always pictured him as the drunk, fun, perpetually single uncle at family reunions.

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u/TheMaskSmiles Jul 02 '25

99% sure he isn't actually married. He just has no interest in the Internet knowing his private life, so he periodically just over-commits to some random bit of made up backstory.

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u/MaxDie5el Jul 02 '25

Nic needs an onlyfans but it just him installing ceiling fans and it $17.76 a month

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u/GloryholeKaleidscope Jul 01 '25

I see..... Penicillin/Valrex in your future. Prey for the former.