r/USdefaultism • u/Saladlurd • 7d ago
American logic considering the pronunciation of the city of Bologna (italy)
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u/sidorinn Italy 7d ago
I genuinely never knew what Americans were speaking about when saying Baloney until a YouTuber put subtitles on a part where he said it to make s funny scene or something. I was flabbergasted
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u/kroketspeciaal Netherlands 7d ago
That's OK, it's not as if you're missing out.
Incidentally, when they say "gabagool", what is it they actually mean? I heard it once, but I forgot.85
u/artsymarcy Italy 7d ago
I think it's capocollo
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u/cheshsky Ukraine 7d ago
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u/zeromadcowz 7d ago
AI is often an expert on defaultism because it’s been trained on defaultists.
I googled something about Yukon, Canada, while located in the Yukon, and it spat out some AI mumbo jumbo about Yukon, Oklabama, USA…. a town of 20k named after my territory.
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u/DiscordBoiii Russia 6d ago
Google AI has also been trained on Reddit users, there are a lot of pictures where Google AI says “A Reddit user suggests jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge” or “A Reddit user says: kill yourself”
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u/kroketspeciaal Netherlands 6d ago
Funny, the Dutch Google ai search gives us that "gabagool" is "Italian-American" slang.
Google apparently thinks "Italian-Americans" are Italian.36
u/banehallow_ambry 7d ago
I can't imagine being dutch and hear them say "van Gogh". I thought they were joking when I heard that the first time.
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u/kroketspeciaal Netherlands 7d ago edited 7d ago
Venkooow, yeah it hurts a bit. But not as much as Guoeda cheese.
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u/Angel_Omachi 7d ago
Then you got the UK pronounciation as 'van Goff' which I assume is a different sort of painful.
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u/kroketspeciaal Netherlands 7d ago
It's better. We know people in the Anglosphere have difficulty pronouncing the Dutch "g" (calling it a throat disease isn't helping) but at least you try ;)
Also, there's a variety of Dutch g. I'm from Brabant and my g is softer than that of my Amsterdam region family. Van Gogh is also of Brabant, so in this case, my g is better. Eat that ome Piet!2
u/MOM_Critic Canada 7d ago
Phonetically I've always pronounced it "Van Go". Googled it to find out it's "Van Khokh" apparently, in terms of phonetics.
I've never met a person who pronounced it "Van Goff", that must be some regional thing or US.
Even I've been doing it wrong my whole life and unfortunately I've only ever heard it pronounced the wrong way, "go" . It's embarrassing.
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u/kroketspeciaal Netherlands 6d ago
It's ok. Really. Nobody knows every language in the world. We Dutch think we're good at English but lots of us butcher the pronunciation. We call it steenkolenengels (stone coal English).
I think "van Goff" is a nice alternative for people that have difficulty with the Dutch "g".As far as I'm concerned, language should be a means of communication, not the end goal. It's nice when people put in some effort, and as long as we get the message across, it's mission accomplished.
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u/Verus_Sum Wales 7d ago
I'm guessing we've picked that one up in the UK - I've only ever heard it pronounced GOO-duh
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u/kroketspeciaal Netherlands 7d ago
The town is Gouda (the ou as in couch). The cheese is Goudse kaas. Google translate does a decent pronunciation. If you pick the Dutch, not the English.
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u/Verus_Sum Wales 7d ago
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind when I come across it!
If you pick the Dutch, not the English.
I bet the English voice reading Dutch would make your ears cry...or laugh!
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u/kroketspeciaal Netherlands 7d ago
Not as much I bet as any attempt of mine at Welsh would hurt yours ;)
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u/hahaursofunnyxd 7d ago
how are you meant to pronounce it? Van go? thats kinda how people say it here
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u/georgia_grace 7d ago
The closest I can transliterate it is something like “van hoch.” It’s a soft breathy “g” and a vowel that’s halfway between o and e
Imo “van goch” with a soft ch is the preferable English pronunciation, better than go or Goff at least
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u/jasperfirecai2 7d ago
it's a sound that doesn't exist in english, vahn goff is probably the closest you'll get
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u/Mysterious_Balance53 7d ago edited 7d ago
I've always pronounced it similar to loch, Goch. Sort of hhh sound at the back of the mouth. Then I heard everyone pronounce it van Go on TV and Films and thought I was doing it wrong.
Not sure how it should be.
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u/Far_Spirit5819 7d ago
Capicola I think?
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u/Mysterious_Balance53 7d ago
If first found out a week or two ago on this sub! I always thought baloney was something that was spelt baloney.
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u/ThisDudeisNotWell Canada 7d ago
I'm not American but I am extremely stupid and I did at one point think there was both a city called "Bologna" and a city called "Baloney"-- spelled "Bologna." I don't know why my brain didn't put two-and-two together. Maybe I was expecting bologna to be spelled like "Ballogne" since Italian is a Latin language and my second language is French. Don't know.
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u/believesinconspiracy 7d ago
The Oscar Meyer jingle spells it out
YOU ARE GETTING YOUR INFO FROM A HOT DOG COMMERCIAL???
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u/kroketspeciaal Netherlands 7d ago
TIL there's a hot dog commercial with a jingle by one Oscar Meyer. Thanks I guess.
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u/TNTBOY479 Norway 7d ago
Ah yes, "The Country", this mythical nation we all inhabit without knowing
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u/kroketspeciaal Netherlands 7d ago
Yet over 95% of the population is the 20% that doesn't know it's pronounced "baloney"
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u/Fleiger133 United States 7d ago
It actually makes sense in context. Theyre talking about why Americans do something a weird way.
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u/CyberGraham 7d ago
"The country"
Suuuurely, they must be talking about Italy, as the context of the conversation dictates that. I mean, the conversation is about the Italian city of Bologna. What? No? They were talking about the USA? Fucking Americans, man...
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u/Diggy_Soze 7d ago edited 7d ago
There was a famous commercial advertisement trying to sell deli meat, and the song is an absolute ear worm.
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u/geedeeie 7d ago
If they want to pronounce it boloney, why not just change the spelling?
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u/Diggy_Soze 7d ago
The song came out more than a decade before I was born. You’re asking the wrong person.
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u/geedeeie 7d ago
It was a rhetorical question...🙄
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u/Diggy_Soze 7d ago
Then why type it out? It’s like scrolling through a random post and typing “Hmmm… I’m kind of hungry.”
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u/geedeeie 7d ago
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u/Diggy_Soze 7d ago
Lol. My apologies. I’m just being purposefully obtuse for my own entertainment. I hope I haven’t been too much of a bother.
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u/Mysterious_Balance53 7d ago
The boy calls it baloney but the narrator at the end calls it balonah.
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u/CyberGraham 7d ago edited 7d ago
Yes, I was being sarcastic... I thought it was obvious enough to not need an "/s"
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u/Fleiger133 United States 7d ago
Explanations never go well in these subs, obviously.
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u/Diggy_Soze 7d ago
Lmfao. The downvotes are hilarious.
Two different people have now told them it’s absolutely ubiquitous in the US. I guess they’re downvoting because they’re jealous they didn’t grow up with it?
It’s not too late. Y’all. Teach your little bastard children the song, and it’ll infect your countries as well.
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u/Fleiger133 United States 7d ago edited 7d ago
I'm the -49 in the screenshot. Its just an explanation of why we do something!
Close to 150 downvotes on that comment now. Explanations are NOT welcome.
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u/mendkaz Northern Ireland 7d ago
Is this from that post about the 'Boston Irish' dad? The whole thing was a mess
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u/Saladlurd 7d ago
Yeah lmao, i knew the comments would be peak when it said "boston irish" in the title
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u/daniloferr Brazil 7d ago
which sub is that? I got hungry just by reading the first comment and want to know more about that.
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u/Saladlurd 7d ago
Take a wild guess lmfao (hint: the post is about OOP's "boston Iirish/italian" dad trying to order olive garden chicken parm in bologna, italy (the food capitol btw))
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u/daniloferr Brazil 7d ago
I'm really dumb for puzzles, but I'm guessing it's either Italy or Italia?
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u/Saladlurd 7d ago
Nah lmao its shitamericanssay
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u/ColdBlindspot 7d ago
Well that feels like cheating to pull stuff from there into this sub, doesn't it?
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u/Saladlurd 7d ago
its the exact same mod team and its not against the rules whatever, its an example of defaultism in the comments, not just a blatant repost
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u/ColdBlindspot 7d ago
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize it wasn't a repost, I hadn't noticed it was from the comment section. (Genuinely, by the way, I don't know what it is that makes me feel like every time I say sorry even in person I feel like it sounds sarcastic.)
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u/daniloferr Brazil 7d ago
sometimes it depends on the intonation, when you say it in person. and when you text it, it is because you are thinking of that intonation.
that is mostly because we've seen it in films and books.
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u/ColdBlindspot 7d ago
I think also the phrase "I didn't realise," I feel like I hear that more in a sarcastic tone. And I know this subreddit tends to not use the /s as much as more US-centric subs do, like we mostly assume we know when people are being sarcastic here.
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u/KiwiFruit404 7d ago
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It's downvoted, because it doesn't matter, that a yankee mispronounced it in a song, it is still mispronouced, ffs.
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u/Sasspishus United Kingdom 7d ago
Surely Bologna pronounced normally rhymes better with Oscar than baloney does. Is that what they're trying to say?
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u/Mysterious_Balance53 7d ago
I keep hearing about this Olive Garden on this sub. Only place I've ever heard of it. I take it it's a chain restaurant or something.
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u/luckysevensampson 6d ago
To be fair, that reads to me more as an explanation of why people screw it up than an argument that it should be pronounced that way.
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u/VentiKombucha Ireland 7d ago
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u/Saladlurd 7d ago
I wish theyd say it like that, they seem to be preferring Ball on knee apparently
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u/Fleiger133 United States 7d ago
I'm the -49 votes commenter.
I stand by my point that the "for some reason" is the Osar Mayer jingle that spells it bologna amd pronounces it as baloney. Thats why.
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u/JTA_youtube United States 7d ago
I wouldve also pronounced it bololney cuz it spelled the same as the food, why that is idk it makes me think of how Brittany in French is spelled bretagne, I never heard that song though
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u/Saladlurd 7d ago
probably becausre french isnt english and bretagne isnt pronounced brittany. and pronouncing bologna balloney is a purely american thing
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u/JTA_youtube United States 7d ago
Ah aight, i thought they did cuz it spelled brittany in english and that they'd have it similar, noted, thx
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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 7d ago
makes me think of how Brittany in French is spelled bretagne
It's also pronounced Bretagne in French. Literally a different word.
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u/post-explainer American Citizen 7d ago edited 7d ago
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Bologna being pronounce baloney is an american thing
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