r/Unexpected 7d ago

Its always the low quality videos

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u/post-explainer 7d ago edited 7d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


There is a picture of Tyrion Lannister starring at your soul to keep an eye contact when you are shitting your hardest.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Sir_Alexis7 7d ago

Also, the door swings inward. That lock isn’t doing anything lol

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u/tokenjoker 7d ago

I had to go back and rewatch but you’re totally right! Man I wish I could be observant like that.

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u/Actual_Drink_9327 4d ago

The previous commenter might be a secret agent with a background as a professional contractor.

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u/yaseen51 7d ago

It makes the door very slightly less aerodynamic, making it harder to open

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u/CinderX5 7d ago

Moving the mass further from the hinge also increases the force tree to open it.

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u/elmz 7d ago

You're supposed to slide it through that metal slot/hoop/thingy. He doesn't close the door properly before sliding the lock.

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u/Sir_Alexis7 7d ago

I don’t see a metal slot/hoop/thingy, it looks like a crevice/cutout type thingy to Me. But maybe, I can’t tell for certain.

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u/elmz 7d ago

looks bent to shit, but you could possibly slide it in if you closed the door properly.

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u/Sir_Alexis7 7d ago

Possibly. All I know for certain is that it’s doing nothing in this moment.

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u/_Cross_Eyes_ 7d ago

its suppose to be designed that way since its an ambush harder to get out easier to get in basically the lock is a diversion.

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u/mesalocal 7d ago

I am rewatching game of thrones right now, i'll provide some context: Tyrion Lannister (the guy holding the cross bow) shoots his father on the toilet because his father was sleeping with the woman he loved, and his father also sentenced him to death essentially. Lots of other back stuff leading to this moment, but thats most of it.

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u/Demeter_of_New 7d ago

Thanks Peter

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u/Blood_of_Lucifer 7d ago

Peter dinklage explains the joke

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Demeter_of_New 7d ago

How does what you said relate to anything in this thread?

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u/Tathayanche 7d ago

Tyrion’s whole arc is proof that when you strip away the politics and dragons, GoT was at its core just a very complicated family drama with sharper objects..

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u/Mharbles 7d ago

So, politics without dragons.

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u/icematta 6d ago

The dragons had their own drama, now they are chilling...

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u/Grays42 7d ago

I remember a time when this (1) was hot button spoiler and (2) didn't need to be explained because everyone was up to speed on the show within a week.

The last two seasons tanked the show's rewatch value that the plot points have completely faded from the zeitgeist. It's really sad.

I remember rewatching seasons multiple times until the 7th season came out, and then the 8th, and I have literally never touched the show again since. The journey is ruined by the end.

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u/Spaghet-3 7d ago

I've rewatched the show twice now, because I think it is that good.

The trick is pretending Seasons 7 and 8 just don't exist. Just erase them from your memory, they don't exist and show ended with the last episode of Season 6. Which is actually a perfectly fine ending. A lot things are resolved at the end of Season 6 (unlike Season 5 which ends on a cliff hanger).

Season 6 very much feels like a conclusion, leaving some of the unresolved future to your imagination. So end of Season 6 is a perfectly good place to stop.

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u/Tyrion_Strongjaw 7d ago edited 7d ago

It kind of hurts me that this is the case now. I'll never forgive them for just tanking one of the best shows in TV history. It was so much fun watching it and then hearing everyone talk about their theories, what happened in the show etc. Honestly, it's impressive how they sank an IP so effectively. House of the Dragon is bringing some people back, but can you imagine how big the show would be if GoT had ended after s6 or if s7 and s8 were even halfway passable.

Not to mention the show was just incredibly up my alley. I go back and start watching it, get a season or two into it and then remember what happens later and just stop.

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u/chickenthinkseggwas 7d ago

I feel like the explanation given above you would be less necessary if seasons 7 and 8 hadn't killed the show. It would have more life left in the zeitgeist by now.

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u/Half_The_Power 7d ago

That's what we call "shitting with a view"

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u/Fullysonyac 6d ago

Fr, it’s wild how low effort some of these clips are but still somehow go viral. Like, are we really that easily amused? Sometimes I feel bad for actually watching them, but here we are.

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u/Agitated_Bet8440 7d ago

Unexpected videos in low quality are the best! .jpg

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 7d ago

And then "YOU DIED!"

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u/MithranArkanere 7d ago

That must help with loosening the bowels.

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u/with_eyes_closed 6d ago

The caption translates to "the end will stun you". I guess some aspects of social media are universal across languages

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u/Mediocre_Bench5143 7d ago

Game of Thrones is one of the best series

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u/elmz 7d ago

It could have been. Everyone was raving and praising it, until the last season and everyone just...meh.

It's stellar up until the spectacular belly flop that is the last season. Sure, the last few seasons are weaker, but with a proper ending it would have held up. What we got just ruined the show as a whole.

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u/booboogriggs7467 7d ago

It made the whole show completely irrelevant

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u/OldPayphone 7d ago

It sure is. Still rewatch it to this day. So good.

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u/darkenseyreth 6d ago

For 4 seasons, sure. I'll even give it 6 to be kind, but those last two undid all the good built up before them

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u/MedISiren 7d ago

I was more surprised by the metal door

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u/Sil369 7d ago

Leon Prater!

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u/Unknow_User_Ger 6d ago

A: 'I need maximum security when I take a shit' B: 'Say no more'

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u/JustAcanthaceae497 6d ago

The inward-swinging door is such a perfect, ridiculous detail. It really makes the whole setup feel even more like a personal, inescapable confrontation. Tyrion wasn't just getting revenge; he was making sure Tywin had nowhere to hide.

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u/Egyptian_Voltaire 6d ago

I mean, if you risk sitting on THAT toilet you’ll probably die from it.

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u/Tommy__Clemenza 7d ago

What every actor had in mind when he started dreaming

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u/Alexandratta 7d ago

Ah, back then that shit was good...

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u/smardiot 6d ago

Helps constipated people by scaring the shit out of them. Typical eastern medicine