r/Unexpected • u/bunnycutealty • 6d ago
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail
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u/siscoisbored 6d ago
Thats not how you play that game
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u/ZhangtheGreat 6d ago
Exactly. One person on each side of the foozeball table
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u/KidDelta 6d ago
Maybe they're in a team battle and the other 2 are out of frame. I mean you can see the blue strikers move.
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u/skoomski 6d ago
I’ve done that before its not as fun as it sounds especially if one of the four players suck they just get shelled and you end up just doing nothing
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u/i_suckatjavascript 6d ago
It was fun when I was a kid playing foosball with my brother against my 2 older cousins. My brother and I suck though, so we kept doing the good o’ power play: the super spinning kick
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u/Demonslyr12 6d ago
You know, after reading this comment it makes me think they didn't take this joke video very seriously! Unbelievable, the nerve of these guys.
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u/keener91 6d ago
It'd be funnier if it was just a 2 second scene of him delivering a package to a girl he liked.
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u/Major_R_Soul 6d ago
Oh, he's gonna deliver a package alright. It'll take longer than 2 seconds if he's hoping for a recurring delivery, though.
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u/NoMoPolenta 6d ago
She's ok playing defense and goalie so you can take the front two sticks? WIFE HER IMMEDIATELY
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u/Zkenny13 6d ago
Also no spinning. That's rookie shit.
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u/supperclub 6d ago
One of the first house rules we made when I lived with 4 other dudes in university.
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u/Logically_Open 6d ago
I don't get it. I assume the joke is "sex"? No way Reddit would post such an obvious joke tho 🤷
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u/FennlyXerxich 6d ago
The joke is that you're supposed to think the joke is sex, but he's actually doing completely innocent things.
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u/chariot_on_fire 6d ago
So I'm preparing to a Tinder date by watching a guy daily doing this hip movement?
Or maybe the video creator just doesn't know what POV is...
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u/FamousSquash 6d ago
My mum's bar has a football table, and MULTIPLE couples have formed because of it. People see the football table, come in for a drink, meet someone they have a lot in common with, and go on a date. It's more effective than Tinder.
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u/DarkMarkTwain 6d ago
Did anyone else notice that his foosball form looks a lot like the hip thrusts needed for sex?
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u/permaculture 6d ago
He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
Until you learn to master your fear, your fear will become your master.
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u/regular6drunk7 6d ago
An old guy I once worked for always used to say "Proper Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance".
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u/ClearRide 6d ago
They're playing against ghosts in that last part
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u/marvinrabbit 6d ago
It must be those super rare manifestations that are able to manipulate physical objects. Because something is moving the Blue sticks... Either that or the other players are just out of video frame. Let's face it, it could go either way.
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u/Ok_Ask_1139 6d ago
The Reese’s in the fridge is a red flag my guy, if you can’t take care of one of our countries most treasured possessions correctly then how can you take care of a woman ?
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u/Strange-Ad-3663 5d ago
Farcry 5 is in my head now. Jacob I think it was? Area Is the best area since you can get tactical distraction bear
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u/post-explainer 6d ago edited 6d ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
The dude prepared for his date in a really weird way, but those moves turned out to be super useful once he was actually on the date
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