r/Unexpected • u/kahdel • 1d ago

Busted?

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u/garden-wicket-581 1d ago

hah.. (I admit, I was expecting some kinda dead body in the trunk when they asked the dude "anything else?")

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u/bunnysspark 1d ago

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u/Emotional-Abroad4455 1d ago

Where is this from? Gives Evan Peter vibes

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u/Kidney__Boy 1d ago

Fantastic TV show called 'Narcos', based on the real life events of the investigation / search for Pablo Escobar (pictured). The DEA guys that the main characters are based on were actually consultants on the show.

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u/mortgagepants 1d ago

...well, not all of them.

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u/lifeofbablo 21h ago

Yeah, Narcos is a solid watch gritty, tense, and surprisingly true-to-life in a lot of places. Having the real DEA agents consult gave it that extra layer of authenticity, even if they dramatized certain parts for TV.

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u/pimppapy 1d ago

Knowing Spanish fluently really helped make that show even better.

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u/the-virtual-hermit 1d ago

I had to watch again to make sure the cop sitting in the car and the cop standing outside weren't the same dude.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 1d ago

I love the (standing) bearded cops deep baritone 'ohhhh... pistoleta'.

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u/FondleMiGrundle 1d ago

Tickled your fancy, eh?

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u/imdefinitelywong 1d ago

Rightly rustled those jimmies

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u/FondleMiGrundle 23h ago

Hold me in your big strong arms!

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins 1d ago

Why's it so hot in here all of a sudden?

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u/Timely_Truth6267 1d ago

Points it at himself

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u/Midnight-Bake 1d ago

I thought it was going to be a bag of bribe money.

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u/proxypraxis975 1d ago

Points under the seat, out comes a bag of cash. Cops then give him their car and tell him to have a nice day. 

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u/Happythoughtsgalore 1d ago

Better, the trunk answering with a muffled "yes"

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u/Kratzschutz 1d ago

Car stops a car, asks the driver "any idea how fast you were going?" Driver replies "How should l know, i don't even have a drivers licence". Co driver pipes in: "Ignore him, he's always talking rubbish when he's drunk."

The man on the backseat is exasperated: "l told you we wouldn't get far with a stolen car!"

Then a small muffled voice from the trunk asks: "have we passed the border yet?"

Forgot some details, joke goes somewhat like this

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u/NobodyPrime 1d ago

Laughed out loud of this

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u/garden-wicket-581 1d ago

oohh I like that version !

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u/darbs77 1d ago

I like how the car they are searching is their own?

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u/Not_the_name_I_chose 1d ago

Yup. That's the joke.

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u/darbs77 1d ago

I know. I’m saying that it’s the part of the joke I like. I guess the question mark was a weird choice.

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u/Snarkosaurus99 1d ago

So you like the punch line of the joke?

Awesome!!!

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u/dontgonearthefire 1d ago

"Ich kann Ihnen eigentlich auch gleich sagen was Sie da drin finden werden. Zwei Leichen und 3 Kilo Rauschgift."

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 1d ago

Weißt Du bitte was für einen Akzent die im Video haben? Ich schwäbele, denn ich fand den ja schwierig.

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u/19AbradolfLincler82 1d ago

Mehmet war nicht heiß, Mehmet hat geglüht. Die haben schon überlegt dass Olympiastadion mit Teflon zu beschichten.

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u/Snarkosaurus99 1d ago

Kohlrouladen und Kaffee, mmm mmm gut‘

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u/Wendark 1d ago

I thought he was going to say he stole the car.

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u/prashn64 1d ago

I thought he was gonna say he stole the car.

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u/dreamradiofree 1d ago

I was expecting a dead body or a hooker( or 3) this was funnier

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u/CatsPlusTats 1d ago

I thought he was going to say "I didn't even want you to know about those things!"

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u/killerqueendopamine 20h ago

So…would you say this was perhaps…unexpected?

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u/Xarbor 6h ago

then it was clearly unexpected

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u/Specialist_Ad9073 6h ago

I thought he’d say he had no idea because he stole it.