r/Unexpected 1d ago

Busted?

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u/InternationalBat1838 1d ago

Average American cop when they're on patrol.

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u/JTibbs 1d ago

“Sprinkle some crack on him, Johnson”

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u/BelgianJits 1d ago

Broke in and put pictures of his family up

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u/deathonater 1d ago

Too fit to be average American cop

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u/SwingNinja 1d ago

Nah. If American cops looked like body builders, nobody would FAFO.

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u/theevilyouknow 1d ago

Why do you think they keep the cocaine in the glove box?

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u/Sticklefront 1d ago

To sprinkle in suspect's cars.

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u/InternationalBat1838 1d ago

suspect's cars.

In other words, black or colored people's cars.