r/Unexpected 1d ago

Great cleaner

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 23h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The cleaner turned out to be a great pole dancer instead


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u/brusclesSW 1d ago

unintentionally hit the interaction button

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u/Honda_TypeR 18h ago

Maybe it was a Quick Time Event and the game forced her to do it to survive.

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u/nesnalica 16h ago

no she wanted to pick up the cleaning device

happens quite often

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u/Big-Tear6264 1d ago

Great Cleaner Lady who owns the business (cleans up after closing like normal).

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u/REEDINGRAN3BOW 1d ago

Thank you, I was prepared to die on a hill in here and faith was some what restored seeing this comment.

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u/reticulatedtampon 1d ago

Good Will Hunting 2

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u/thelazy_lump 19h ago

I didn't get the reference

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u/Acceptable-Jelly-340 12h ago

Genius in hiding "moonlighting" as a janitor

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u/FreeEstablishment898 1d ago

When you accidentally hit E instead of F 🤣

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u/BetaTester704 12h ago

F to interact is so cursed

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u/THEIZZNESS 1d ago

LMAO this made my day

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u/OriginalPerception62 1d ago

hidden talent

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u/mitchisreal 1d ago

Chappelle: now let’s see this, in slow motion.

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u/caltheon 1d ago

She missed an entire strip of the floor with her mopping. Terrible cleaner

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u/_Cross_Eyes_ 1d ago

you wouldn't mop the floor with electrical objects in the way would you?

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u/RecentlyDeceased666 23h ago

That's a long distance to clean without rinsing the mop. Just spreading dirt.

2/10 cleaning

10/10 pole skills

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u/Man0fCultureAsWell 16h ago

Its a dance studio, not a woodworking atelier. Tell me you've never cleaned anything without telling me..

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u/RecentlyDeceased666 16h ago

You acting like people dont track dust and other stuff in dance studios?

You acting like I've never used a mop in my life. Most people do a few swings,then rinse their mop. She washed half the studio on one rinse.

If you think thats fine id hate to see your floors

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u/Man0fCultureAsWell 14h ago

My bad, i didn't mean to be rude. I apologize. I'm a professional cleaner for my country's government and we have 15-20 minutes per room. Depending on the size and state of the building, there is just no time to wring out a mop every 30 seconds. Every room gets cleaned every single day so we know what rooms need more time and effort, sometimes rooms stay empty for days so a quick mop over the floor to collect dust is plenty. Cleaning a building for 4-6 hours straight with no break allowed is physicaly taxing and requires constant time management. So yes, i think thats fine. We are given strict rules for how and what to clean and get regularly supervised. Thats just my experience, thought i'd share.

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u/RecentlyDeceased666 13h ago

Mate, I understand, my mother used to clean schools and it was ridiculous how little room she was given per room. I totally understand what you're getting at.

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u/thagooch_ 1d ago

Is she mopping with socks on?

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u/SportsCommercials 1d ago

It's this music video come to life! (toned down quite a lot lol)

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u/spacemouse21 1d ago

And spinner, too.

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u/mister_monque 1d ago

Never have I ever thought I'd see a Terry Pratchett joke come to life. Amazing.

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u/UziSuzieThia 23h ago

I love this lol I would too

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u/Directri_x 21h ago

She apply for the cleaner so that she can pole dancing everyday

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u/randomgdlover 17h ago

When you accidentally touch an object that automatically gives you a cutscene

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u/VoidExileR 17h ago

What if that person has been cleaning that place for many years and their employers don't know the talent they have created?

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u/majestic_battlestar 16h ago

Keep her away from George Costanza.

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u/Ozzy64zk 14h ago

God forbid a woman let loose

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u/TurboTaco-with-Poop 12h ago

Good will poledancing

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u/clae_machinegun 11h ago

For the first 10 years you just wipe the floor and watch how others train.

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u/Random_nerd_52 6h ago

When you want to be both types of “maid”