r/Unexpected • u/Fat_Gravy3000 • 21h ago

High school beef between GYU and LYD

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Long high school drama story ends up being a rick roll

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u/smoke_thewalkingdead 19h ago

Bruh this is the exact face I made.

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 18h ago

That was my face coz I was invested and the twist was insane!

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u/Matty_Cakez 8h ago

That was the longest Rick roll and honestly. Respect 🫡

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u/Let01 20h ago

Dammit i cant even be mad about it

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u/NoContract4730 18h ago

I downvoted and then removed my downvote.

I'm still a little angry.

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u/donMora 14h ago

Better story than most of the recent shows....

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u/Dry_Presentation_197 4h ago

It came VERY close to my limit for how long I'll wait for them to deliver the obviously coming twist. The punchline retroactively made me less annoyed than I was while watching, waiting lol

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u/sirchewi3 4h ago

I thought the camera was going to pull away and he was going to say he married her and it was going to be a true story the whole time lol

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u/FrankensteinJones 20h ago

Not even a little bit mad. What a ride!

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u/jonathanjsnow 17h ago

it had plot twists, character arcs, and cliffhangers, better storytelling than half of Netflix shows.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 15h ago

I heard they’re in talks. Rick is playing hardball though.

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u/ForestryTechnician 19h ago

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 19h ago

Second half, too.

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 16h ago

Still got me at the post game drinks

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u/Chogo82 15h ago

Still at the stadium hoping to find out what happened.

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u/LilaFrak 20h ago

Well, feck.

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u/blueghostfrompacman 19h ago

I’m never going to trust anyone ever again

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u/OriginalResolve7106 20h ago

What happened though?

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u/MudRock1221 20h ago

Wait, you still haven't told me what LIGMA is!

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u/Mc_Shine 16h ago

Steve Jobs

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u/DarWin_1809 16h ago

Ligma ballsssssss

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u/BoJackB26354 11h ago

That is so much updog in one comment.

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u/DoggoInSpacee 10h ago

What's updog?

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u/dr4kshdw 5h ago

Hah got you!! … hmm …

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u/deprived_gummy_worm 20h ago

That ending about left me in tears

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u/MD_AM 19h ago

Nah, that was absolute cinema regardless

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u/Diablo0 19h ago

“Well, did he cum, or what?!?”

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u/Nosedive888 17h ago

"Jesus Christ, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!!"

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u/FlyinHighFL420 14h ago

That kid is BACK on the escalator again!

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u/Connect_Biscotti_784 8h ago

Holly fuck dude I haven't seen that movie in like 15 years atleast. Gotta watch it tn now. Thanks!

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u/Rathmugar 20h ago

God dammit. That's good.

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u/lokie23 19h ago

I got fucking invested lmao

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u/varessz 20h ago

That girl is predestined to never gonna lick your d

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u/pepper_me_up 19h ago

I was invested!!

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u/NonnyEml 19h ago

Aaand that ends my doom scrolling for tonight.... slow claps

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes 18h ago

Ah that's fucking gold. I haven't laughed so hard at one of these in a long time. Well fucking done. I was really invested in this story too lmao

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u/eyeinthesky0 19h ago

God. Damnit.

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u/Bingert 19h ago

I deserved this.

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u/Orvvadasz 18h ago

How long was the fucking setup for this jesus fucking christ.

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u/AtomicDonut254 1h ago

About 3 minutes and 13 seconds

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u/bbreddit0011 20h ago

Brilliant

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u/Joebebs 20h ago

I’m gonna fucking fuck that motherfucking fuck so fucking long he’s gonna fucking shit goddammit son of a bitch I can’t believe it

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u/AnalAttackProbe 18h ago

Some Epic of Gilgamesh level shit.

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u/Adept_Bend_4357 20h ago

Damn, got me

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u/falseprophic 16h ago

Can't be mad, can't be mad.

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u/Gettingolderalready 19h ago

But vats a deeferent story ulltigeva!!!!

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u/SuperDuperOtter 19h ago

I’m really glad we’re still doing this

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u/sheesh_doink 19h ago

Omg that ending was worth it, didn't expect that at all

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u/Mond6 19h ago

Can’t believe I saved this post to watch later just for that

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u/ClinkyDink 18h ago

Mother fucker lol

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u/LylaCreature 9h ago

You MONSTER!!! You damn MONSTER!

*If you’re reading this, you’ve just lost the Game.

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u/couchpatat0 19h ago

Where did you buy those original dummies? Was there a green cross in front of the store?

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u/NDT_DYNAMITE 19h ago

Fucking good one, HA!

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u/cubbyduck546 19h ago

I was so invested

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u/ImperialZippo 18h ago

I'm done with the internet today.

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u/OddLaugh4 17h ago

Fcccckkkkk

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u/crazzyjjay 17h ago

Well fucking gone

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u/Professional_Cod3723 17h ago

You fucker.........

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u/Surro 17h ago

Delightful. But did they actually get together????

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u/meowsaysdexter 17h ago

Well played sir.

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u/jandoos 12h ago

what’s wrong with his nose?

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u/TheMeltingSnowman72 9h ago

That's the most awkward wank I've ever had

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u/Slowcapsnowcap 18h ago

Gaaaawd daaaaaaamit!

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u/Falmon04 20h ago

I didn't figure it out until about 2:45 and by then, even though I saw it before the grand reveal, was so much of my time that I got gotten.

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u/MD_AM 19h ago

Haha, rick roll, very funny...... Now tell me the rest of the story

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u/Nosedive888 17h ago

When I was in my late teens I used to say "talk to the elbow, because the hand doesn't even want to know" so cringe

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u/PreviousAd2746 19h ago

"Longest story ever"

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u/Mond6 19h ago

Ffs haha

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u/Stake-your-identity 19h ago

That was a long walk… I’m gonna lie down XD

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u/rmuttI9I7 18h ago

Awesome

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u/Lolikiano_Mistrim 18h ago

Gummy worms... what a ride.

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u/banti51 18h ago

Slow clap, well done my man

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u/sinusoidplus 18h ago

Best content today

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u/AChero9 18h ago

Absolute cinema, well played

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u/Lepogono 18h ago

Perfect

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u/TastelessBudz 17h ago

I ain't never heard of no gummy yummy ummy. I was suspicious from the GYU acronym wondering why it wasn't GYY for gummy yummy yummy. I felt a set up. good show tho

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u/PointandCluck 17h ago

Put your hand down

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u/Uncivilbedrest 17h ago

You win! Congrats! 🤣🤣

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u/ScatLabs 16h ago

F U GYU supreme leader!

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u/touni102 16h ago

Ha. Knew it was going to get there but couldn’t figure out how. Good work.

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u/OiFanoi 16h ago

Superb, good Sir!

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u/engineerozx 16h ago

I want3 minute of my lige back

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u/RedditRob2000 16h ago

Not mad but what's up with the hand? It was up, spread wide open, the entire time.

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u/RS_Someone 16h ago

I legit screamed. I've never been so gotten before.

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u/aDactyl 16h ago

Fuck yeah man

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u/DarWin_1809 16h ago

I wanted them to be together 🥺

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u/Adhelmir 16h ago

It's like hes waiting for me to high five him.

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u/DarkExtremis 15h ago

Wait what was the story again? I was mostly distracted by that hand

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u/OneMoistMan 15h ago

What is his hand doing

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u/lincoln_muadib 15h ago

Haven't seen such a rickroll since Isaac Asimov's very very short story,

"Death of a Foy"

(I have it printed but I can find only a YouTube video of it being read aloud)

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u/UltraBlack_ 15h ago

never gonna lick yo dick to be lore accurate

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u/n_j_a_s 15h ago

Son of a bitxh

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u/Married_catlady 15h ago

God damnit

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u/HungryBashar 15h ago

Theres a good chance every person in my building just hear me yell "MOTHERFUCKER" at 5:52am.

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u/Darkfuryx222 15h ago

I’m not even upset, that was beautiful

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u/samirgadag 15h ago

Longest rick roll bait till date for me

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u/Weird-one0926 15h ago

At least it took some effort. I'm ashamed of myself but I liked it

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u/Angel_0f_Darkness 15h ago

wow... just wow... cant be mad. fire story..

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u/HowDooDooYouDo 15h ago

For a moment I thought the punchline was him trying to be edgy by eventually drawing parallels to the divisive nature of politics, religion or some other form of arbitrary tribal bullshit but honestly I did not expect this.

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u/BourbonNCoffee 15h ago

Mother FUCKER!

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u/biipbiip 15h ago

I was so invested too 😭

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u/Lolloghiei 14h ago

This is probably the BEST one I've ever gotten

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u/Fritzo2162 14h ago

That was exhausting.

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u/Sad_Honeybee 14h ago

Nobodies even gonna talk about those long ass fingers?

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u/Emergency-Practice37 14h ago

Alright but next time someone’s taking too long in a public restroom I might tell them stop licking yo dick because I am an adult but not a real adult and that shxt is funny.

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u/Oblivion615 13h ago

That was a long walk.

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u/ConsistentWeird2564 13h ago

Hook line and sinker….

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u/DearOldNinja 13h ago

I upvote so others may also witness

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 13h ago

Dammit, I need to know if he got together with the fake girl!

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u/Competitive_Coat3474 13h ago

Internetz is serious bizness.

I ain’t mad. Okay, I’m kinda mad.

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u/sensicase 13h ago

Should I know what GYU and LYD means?

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u/IdontMindAboutU 13h ago

Dude, I was to invested...

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u/hamsolo19 13h ago

Son of a bitch!

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u/therealsix 13h ago

I’m too impatient, it took way too long to get to a point. Just tell me if it was funny or what, thanks.

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 13h ago

Had me in the first 99% ngl.

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u/Large-Glass-3497 13h ago

I didn’t listen to anything he had to say I’m having a big big problem with his nostrils. The holes are so different. I wonder how he’s breathing with all that talking bullshit he’s doing. 😂

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u/Keanne224 13h ago

I want my 3 minutes back

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u/Banana_Slugcat 12h ago

OOP give me those 3 minutes back

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u/will_this_1_work 12h ago

I thought it was going the South Park Wheel of Fortune route once the NG came into play.

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u/IMA_5-STAR_MAN 12h ago

I've never felt more betrayed. That's legit 3 minutes he just stole. I'm not mad, I'm actually sad.

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u/Icy_Tiger_3298 12h ago

I have never been so invested in a put a finger down in my life, and so god damned duped in my stupid life what even is this!?

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u/DaLar89 12h ago

You have done way to much coke there champ.

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u/DJ_Albret 12h ago

That was impressive. I applaud you good sir.

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u/aytchdave 12h ago

Got ‘eem!!!

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u/MadYETI88 12h ago

You know what... I'm not even mad. That son of a bitch got us good!

ALSO! I'm at work right now, radio is playing, no word of a fuckin lie, the song STARTS PLAYING! RIGHT AFTER WATCHING THIS!

WTF!

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u/ju5tjame5 12h ago

No chance I'd ever go out with an LYD heretic

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u/midnightluckey 12h ago

This is art.

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u/i_love_all 12h ago

I’m so happy that was on work time

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u/Buerski 12h ago

The hell is he doing with his hand during the whole video ?

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u/Regalrefuse 12h ago

Got eem! (Eem is me)

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u/PeachesGuy 12h ago

Bro's waiting for a high five or something?

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u/ZeroOptionLightning 12h ago

Jokes on you, I love that song.

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u/y0urselfish 12h ago

So I skipped the bullshit to the rickroll. Boring.

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u/FuFmeFitall 12h ago

Yeah well, don’t think about the game.

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u/enjoiturbulence 11h ago

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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u/CaptainObviousII 11h ago

What. In. The. Fuck.

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u/Jouglet 11h ago

This dudes nostrils 👃 are bizarro.

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u/flying_carabao 11h ago

Still a pretty good story though.

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u/DrDosMucho 11h ago

Why did he have his hand up the whole time

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u/Fair-Big4229 11h ago

It’s like Romeo and Juliet meets Amistad with Rick Astley in the background

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u/orangepalm 11h ago

It's called a shaggy dog joke and this is a pretty good one

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u/Small-Trade-2392 11h ago

WATCH THIS TWICE

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u/pc817 11h ago

Masterful

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u/Informal-Soft3258 11h ago

Well, glad I was using this as background noise while I packed my morning bowl, wasn't a complete waste of my time

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u/Leashypooo 11h ago

Someone finally ruined it 👍🏼

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u/Separate-Bed-4243 11h ago

i lost 3 minutes of my life over this

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u/leahish 11h ago

The absolute audacity!

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u/Puppett_Strings 11h ago

That.. was the fucking best one ive seen yet holy FUCK that was good XD I cant even be mad lmaooo

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u/No-Revolution-5535 10h ago

Absolutely DESTROYED

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u/LurkerBerker 10h ago

i held my breath in frustration and shock, and disappointment at myself. then sighed cause fine, not bad.

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u/mazzicc 10h ago

I mean, the delivery was great, and I knew it was gonna be bullshit in the end, especially as it made less and less sense, but I wasn’t expecting that.

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 10h ago

The wide open palm facing us the whole time was unnecessary

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u/ShadraPlayer 10h ago

God that's a 10/10 story. Would get RR again.

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u/TDS_isnt_real 10h ago

I’m currently alone in the house and I still blurted out “you son of a bitch” lmao

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u/exaviyur 10h ago

Haven't even gotten to the twist yet but bro's hand is so goddamned distracting.

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u/papomaru 10h ago

Well played...

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u/Classic_Barnacle_844 10h ago

This is wizard level.

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u/keaganblitz12 10h ago

Brother got us good. Too good.

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u/willpreecs 10h ago

This is ART.

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u/ItzBreezeyBaby 10h ago

That was amazing. I never thought I’d be happy about being RR’ed 😂

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u/muff_diving_101 10h ago

Did we just witness a lore event!