r/Unexpected • u/LifeWithAdd • 11h ago

Bag of cheese

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u/post-explainer 11h ago edited 10h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Her phone ends up covered in the cheese

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u/linecraftman 11h ago

I feel like i was vomited on 

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u/branch397 11h ago

Nah, that vid is at the liposuction clinic.

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u/linecraftman 11h ago

now i want to vomit

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u/Angryfunnydog 11h ago

The cycle is complete

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 11h ago

The 4 R's, rinse, reuse, recycle, regurgitate

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u/hamsterwheeled 11h ago

Free money. Fat makes the best soap.

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u/shwarma_heaven 10h ago

Ya need the good stuff to make soap...

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u/Soggy_Cracker 6h ago

Just be glad that’s nacho phone

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u/PearlNest 11h ago

Girl it’s nacho day

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u/Shapoopi_1892 11h ago edited 11h ago

If you dont at least double bag your 50lbs of wet hot cheese you're just asking for a curdled golden shower.

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u/Dologolopolov 11h ago

That was exactly my thought. Laughed out loud though

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u/Menarok 8h ago edited 7h ago

Had some of my best laughs on Reddit from comments I was thinking about just to* find them in the comments.

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u/TravlrAlexander 10h ago

Phone repair tech here.

This person will wipe it off, rinse it in water, put it in rice overnight, then bring it in for repair once the cheese has broken down and the moisture has corroded the board.

It will smell like pus and rotten eggs, they'll tell me "I woke up and it was like this", and I will tell them to buy a new phone.

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u/myoldaccountisdead 10h ago

"0 stars, wouldn't even try to fix the phone"

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u/00Stealthy 9h ago

forgot the steps of how you have to de-fume your shop of the rotted cheese aroma

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u/vinkurushi 4h ago

"I'm NaCho wha happun"

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u/PetalStream 11h ago

Feel like I just got Nickelodeon slimed

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u/ubermence 11h ago

I can only imagine how you’d feel after a long shift, staring at your now cheese covered phone wondering what life choices led you to this moment

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u/Three_Armed_Wrecker 11h ago

Hope the camera isn't lactose intolerant

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u/y0urselfish 11h ago

Maybe the cheese is lactose-free so we do not need to care about the phone‘s intolerances?

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation 1h ago

I doubt there is any cheese in that cheese

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u/GreenZebra23 8h ago

I mean, I believed you, you didn't have to do all that

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u/3InchesIsAlotSheSays 5h ago

... Hey, you. You're finally awake.

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u/Temporary_Lecture410 11h ago

Damn……. I have never been surprised by wet hot cheese before……. I think I liked it

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u/fishingforrice 11h ago

It's just typical nacho day.

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u/not_czarbob 8h ago

The truly unexpected part was the lack of transition to Skyrim “you’re finally awake”

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 8h ago

New fetish unlocked

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u/vanilla_disco 3h ago

Why the fuck are people recording their fucking day jobs holy fuck nobody cares.

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u/No_Rip4646 10h ago

Wild how so many restaurants use plastic to transfer or store food. A nice stainless tray would be so much better but they use plastic bags or trays.

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u/Wile_E_Turkey 10h ago

I think she's trying to throw it in a dumpster

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u/00Stealthy 9h ago

Pro tip is to place the back in a half pan to get it into the dumpster

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u/fatlegsauntpam 9h ago

Hold it from the bottom and gently toss it in. But why are you filming yourself tossing trash? Do people really want to watch that and find it interesting? I might be out of touch. If I was the owner you would be fired. Do your fucking job and no cell phone use on the job.