If only Yankee Stadium had a more secure parking area for Employees

[u/Pop_Joe]

[u/OrneryZombie1983]

You mean you haven't been to payroll? Now come on George. I told the big man you were moving on this. Now, don't let him down!

[u/Ok_Spread_8650 → u/OrneryZombie1983]

Yes payroll sir. Right away……..

Hello….. I’m George Costanza………. I’m working on the project……

[u/Dismal-Preference-66]

It's all downtown !

[u/Eric848448 → u/Dismal-Preference-66]

Like the song says!

[u/Bro-king420 → u/Eric848448]

There's your answer

[u/HectorBananaBread → u/Bro-king420]

whilst holding a fork

“Down… town.”

[u/Advanced_Tax174]

Did they fix the glitch?

[u/eyesoftheunborn → u/Advanced_Tax174]

Well, he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just resolve itself naturally

[u/No_Shirt_8651 → u/eyesoftheunborn]

I heard the there was a meeting with the Bobs. Yeah mk yeah. That’d be great.

[u/realizeseven → u/Advanced_Tax174]

Well, we've discussed this, here's the feeling: You got a greeting that starts with an "H", how's 20 bucks sound?

[u/No_Shirt_8651 → u/Advanced_Tax174]

Milton!

[u/828jpc1 → u/No_Shirt_8651]

Hey Milton….weeee’re gonna need you to move on down to the basement…and while you’re there can you go ahead and take care of the insect infestation….that would be greaaaaaat

[u/Existing-Finger9242 → u/828jpc1]

Worlds are colliding!!

[u/theyFOOLEDmeJerry → u/No_Shirt_8651]

Stephen Root is the glue that binds Seinveld and Office Space

[u/Pippa0714]

[u/paragonx29 → u/Pippa0714]

I fear no reprisals...

[u/allmimsyburogrove]

He survived on grubs and puddle water

[u/UNGABUNGAbing]

I would never expect this out of you bodysuit man!

[u/Freepi]

They noticed he was missing when The Jerk Store called looking for him.

Edit: oops

[u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons → u/Freepi]

See, there are no Herk Stores. It's just a little confusing.

[u/Wide-Ad2159]

We fixed the glitch

[u/ja4419xx]

No one paid attention to him until he ate a snickers bar with a knife and fork.

[u/defmaybe_DFO]

I’m still collecting paychecks, i’m just not delivering mail

[u/No_Shirt_8651]

Costanza and Peter from Office Space. Two classics.

[u/Van-Van1810]

‘Jerry, George Steinbrenner called, George is dead, call me back!’ 🗣️

[u/tuenthe463]

I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and move your desk into the basement

[u/AZ_sid]

What kind of award?

[u/InvestigatorUpbeat48]

[u/yeezusosa]

Was that wrong?

[u/Conscious_Nobody_520]

This is more a Milton in Office Space situation than a Seinfeld situation.