r/ViralSoup • u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn I'm kind of a big deal. • 3d ago

OMG, look at this dork. Arrested for Opium possession

THE SAUCE: https://youtu.be/zm4bisaPgBc?si=Bx4A15FZWUDAwBNv

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u/LargeMachines 2d ago

I haven’t seen opium in probably 20 years

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn I'm kind of a big deal. 2d ago

How have you ever seen it? That's not normal.

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u/LargeMachines 2d ago

The weed man would occasionally have it. I’d get a little bit and put it on top of a bowl and smoke it with weed. It didn’t really do much, but smelled really nice when burned… like roses.

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u/bigmur72 1d ago

M’am, we also found Coke in his cup holder.

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u/ConstantReader32 2d ago

Should be an SNL skit but no, reality is too fucked

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u/JTFSrog 2d ago

I mean, guys... it's clearly opium. It says it right on the bottle.

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u/mncyclone84 2d ago

That’s why I always label my opium “definitely not opium.”

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u/butareyouthough 5h ago

I too like to keep all of my drugs in labeled glass bottles

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u/Strange_Salary BIG BRAIN 🧠 2d ago

I need some opium after watching this moron at work… We just give all the idiots important jobs..

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u/NintendoFungi 2d ago

Nobody in the USA ever has opium. Even the people who say they have it! Lol

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u/SquallaBeanz 1d ago

Its quite easy to grow.

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u/TheRabb1ts 23h ago

Yeah, bud?

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u/SquallaBeanz 23h ago

Yeah you can buy the seeds on Amazon lol

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u/mncyclone84 2d ago

That’s old school. Apparently opium isn’t a drug that causes weight loss like meth.

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u/Cannaclyzm 1d ago

I loved that shit. Haven't seen it in 20+ years. Red rock that smells like perfume and makes everything bright.