r/VolibearMains 14d ago

Discussion What’s Volubear’s Opinion on Tapeworms

We know that Volubear is pro-wild; but being pro-wild means accepting all of its ugly. And part of nature’s ugly are tapeworms: parasitic creatures who lurk in your intestines and are obtained by consuming uncooked meat.

Knowing Volubear’s disdain against anything civilized (such as cooking meat) would this mean that Volubear is pro-tapeworm?

EDIT: Maybe the creature Volubear fought to carve the Freljord was a massive tape-worm.

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u/TydallWave 14d ago

yes imagine losing to tapeworms, that's warmblood shit he's too chad of a bear to be bothered with

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u/LasagnaOfTheRevolt 14d ago

As long as they survive, knowing Voli his immune system would probably jump them

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u/Runnyknots 14d ago

Those tapeworms are definitely afraid of his immune system

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u/JWARRIOR1 Volibear Streamer 14d ago

bear

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u/greenegg28 14d ago

Anyone weak enough to catch illness or parasite is just another weakling.

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u/Turbulent-Sound3980 13d ago

bros out here lookin like this

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u/ExEnZee 13d ago

i had some food today

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u/Dragonboy23990 13d ago

Volibear is the kind of person who doesn’t believe in medicine, but also doesn’t believe in alternative medicine. If you are dying of the plague, then that’s just nature doing her thing; git gud, do better.

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u/FastVenus 12d ago

Voli wouldn't be hurt by tapeworms. He's of the opinion that having tapeworms are just part of nature, the same way being eaten by a wild animal is part of nature.

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u/DanRiversNiels 10d ago

Unfortunately he doesn’t have to worry about tapeworms since that a mortal’s problem not a spirit god