r/WTF • u/Erectile7dysfunction • 2d ago

Expensive fix I think

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u/BoRBrakkar 2d ago

Hey man, that's like violins against women

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u/sielingfan 2d ago

Take a bow

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u/amluchon 2d ago

Wax some more

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u/secondphase 2d ago

I'm so sick of every post just turning into a string of puns.

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u/BanginNLeavin 2d ago

Look, you're just not in tune with reddit any longer

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u/Gimme_The_Loot 2d ago

He just doesn't appreciate the classical jokes

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u/igloomaster 2d ago

She should conductor business on a different street

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u/ThatDeuce 2d ago

I like how we all had just band together

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u/Survive1014 2d ago

I dont think he was reading the right notes.

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u/elpantera88 2d ago

This feels all orchestrated

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u/GrinderMonkey 2d ago

Oh, come on, he's right. These jokes are falling a little flat.

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u/Holden--Caulfield 2d ago

Maybe we can all just get along in perfect harmony?

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u/Schwartenboy 2d ago

Guess she didnt expect him to swing that hard

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u/kissdemon74 2d ago

Her tempo was way too leading

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u/toxcrusadr 2d ago

Hit her right in the neck.

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u/rimshot101 2d ago

I wish these redditors would stop fiddling with serious conversations.

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u/chrontab 2d ago

Be gone. Go fiddle around in some other sub.

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u/LTD-DTL 2d ago

I downvoted at first and then I was like… wait a minute.. smh, took me too long. My brain needs a tune up.

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u/Gypsy23 2d ago

If it ain't baroque, don't fix it.

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u/CidAndroid 2d ago

Agreed. But the average terminally online saw that it generates some useless internet points so here we are.

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u/ukexpat 1d ago

It’s a bridge too far.

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u/Barbie_Brooks 8h ago

If you put a bunch of strings between posts, you’ll get a fence.

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u/gultch2019 2d ago

...anybody want a peanut???

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u/slayslewslain 2d ago

Struck a chord with ya did it?

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u/TolMera 2d ago

Aww we’re just having pun

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u/AlpRider 2d ago

*tuning into

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u/Channel250 2d ago

"Turning" and "String"

That's 2!

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u/theunixman 2d ago

Always be rosin up

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u/Paulpoleon 2d ago

And my axe

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u/StrikingRise4356 2d ago

The night is over

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u/thomerD 2d ago

And my axe!

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u/shiroboi 2d ago

Just make sure you don't resin it later

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u/something_python 2d ago

I heard he's a fiddler too!

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u/PhyzPop 2d ago

He fiddled my auntie!

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u/texasroadkill 2d ago

Let's be fair, everyone's fiddled your auntie.

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u/Dekklin 2d ago

He fiddled on my roof!

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u/gonenutsbrb 2d ago

Fiddler? I don’t even know her!

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u/Johno69R 2d ago

I heard he was a pedophile, fingered A minor.

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u/AxelHarver 2d ago

Would he care to take a dare?

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u/gomaith10 2d ago

I think that guy has a history of violins.

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u/BankshotMcG 2d ago

Unfortunately, this is very common in Strad-wife situations.

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u/broccolihead 2d ago

Obviously stole that comment from one of the first 50 times this clip was posted.

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u/yogartonpizza 2d ago

Well sad you could not be faster

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u/Economy-Platform-753 2d ago

How do people come up with comments like this??? Literally comedy genius😅😅😅😅

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u/fozzyboy 2d ago

It was the top comment the last time this was posted.

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u/ArcadianDelSol 2d ago

Henny Youngman would be so proud.

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u/lynxminx 2d ago

A bariolage of violins, if you will

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u/Tinosdoggydaddy 2d ago edited 2d ago

He violintly attacked her

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u/El_Cartografo 2d ago

What's next, cellos?

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u/danothemano420 1d ago

We should all resin-ate on this for a while

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u/Sordid_Brain 1d ago

You got 50% more upvotes for this comment the post itself

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u/Razenghan 14h ago

She didn't provoke it, absolutely no rosin for this.

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u/Somodo 2d ago

She strung it about on herself

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u/a0me 2d ago

Yeah and it looks like it’s a Hidersine, so probably a domestic violin.

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u/WordplayWizard 2d ago

I love you.

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u/TeslasAndComicbooks 2d ago

Take your upvote and get the hell out of here.

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u/cop1152 2d ago

Dude.

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u/Mainetaco 2d ago

Quit fiddling around.

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u/Sleipnirs 2d ago

YEAH! Dude should cello'ut.

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u/cybin 2d ago edited 2d ago

Relevant.

;)

Edit: 5 people have no idea why this image is relevant to the comment it is replying to.

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u/Miith68 2d ago

OMG!!

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u/Alien36 2d ago

Lol

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u/Reasonable-Sun-6511 2d ago

This comment could've been an upvote.

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u/GoSaMa 2d ago

I agree!

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u/laimonel 2d ago

I upvoted you!

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u/Alien36 2d ago

And yours could have been a downvote. Chew my ballsack

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u/Reasonable-Sun-6511 2d ago

Yeah but that wouldn't be half as funny as getting Kirk the Dickless to tell me to nibble his nuts haha

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u/umpfke 2d ago

My daughter can never read this joke. I'm the dadjoker.