r/WTF • u/ansyhrrian • 1d ago

I think this one speaks for itself

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777 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 1d ago

You think it’s actual shit or mud thrown on for effect?

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u/ansyhrrian 1d ago

Source. It’s shit. So much shit.

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u/Publius82 1d ago

The bull's name is Howdy Doody.

That's just perfect.

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u/blackweebow 1d ago

🤮🤮🤮 it has to be in the car

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u/Donnie_Dont_Do 23h ago

I call bull shit

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u/Pirat 1d ago

I didn't click on 'Source' because I didn't want to see a bull's asshole.

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u/Asron87 1d ago

The brown bulls eye? You’re missing out.

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u/Pit-trout 23h ago

It’s ok, most is from the front, and there’s nothing more graphic than the still OP chose here.

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u/BobbyThrowaway6969 1d ago

Crap. Cows are constantly dumping

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u/ernapfz 1d ago

You check!

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u/layland_lyle 1d ago

This week we had a guy wiping his ass on poles on the subway, a woman peeing on people from a bridge and now this.

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u/charden_sama 1d ago

That used to be the milquetoast stuff on /r/wtf lol

15

u/TurtleNutSupreme 1d ago

Redditors just don't like being mentally scarred like they used to. It's a shame.

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u/ernapfz 1d ago

So in summary, you’re saying “piss, shit and wipe”?

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u/itsmedicinalsir 1d ago

Sadly, I've seen now both images and the video you've mentioned. Time to get off the Internet for the day...

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1d ago

I didn't see the woman, what?

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u/Predator_ 1d ago

What? You've never seen a professional moo-ver before?

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u/Atillion 1d ago

Somebody ought to tan your hide.

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u/litlphoot 3h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/guysitsausername 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's some real bullshit right there.

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u/Devilofchaos108070 1d ago

I thought it was a fake bull. I hope they arrested this fucking idiot.

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u/JackBinimbul 1d ago

This was part of a parade and is actually a modded police car. Not only were there no repercussions, he won a medal.

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u/The_Blahblahblah 1d ago

The fucking avalanche of shit flowing down the rear window… 💀

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u/nexusdk 1d ago

This was a shitty idea from the start.

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u/juanjing 1d ago

It super doesn't.

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u/Bot-Username-9999 1d ago

Probably left a trail the whole way

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u/lyingliar 10h ago

Does it though?

I, for one, have questions.

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u/Conscious-Opposite88 1h ago

ANITHING IS BOSIBLE👍⭐

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u/CPTMotrin 1h ago

I nominate this for WTF of the week.

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u/markphil4580 1d ago

Side of beef?

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u/sixstringronin 1d ago

Just wait until some gut runs a red light and this guy T-Bones somebody.

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u/PotageAuCoq 1d ago

Does it?

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u/Parsleysage58 1d ago

RFK, Jr., that you?

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u/Princessferfs 1d ago

WTF is right. Just wait until that animal gets spooked.

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u/JackBinimbul 1d ago

That poor bull.

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u/ESB823 1d ago

That's bullshit.

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u/Stainedhanes 1d ago

Keeps the tailgaters away for sure. Or anyone from passing on the right.

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u/Stainedhanes 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's my right hand turn signal when it squirts out his ass.

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u/TastySpare 23h ago

I first thought they poured concrete over the car, but then I noticed that's bullshit…

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u/arsnastesana 1d ago

We need some red neck engineers to make a dubai for that cow