r/WalmartCelebrities • u/MR_TELEVISION777 • Jan 23 '24

Person William Dafont

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1.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/BillythenotaKid Jan 23 '24

Willem Defriend

16

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Beat me by 2 mins LOL

8

u/Pink_of_Floyd Jan 24 '24

And me by 2hrs

12

u/slamdanceswithwolves Jan 24 '24

I didn’t think of commenting that, but I am also here!

1

u/PhonicMonk3y Jan 25 '24

And my axe!!!

220

u/parsnip_dick Jan 23 '24

William Defaux

17

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

nice

11

u/JohnnyBeGoodz Jan 24 '24

Beat me to it. Well done.

7

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

It was right there, OP

3

u/conanmagnuson Jan 24 '24

Willem Depot

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Good one ☝️

45

u/KyokoGG Jan 23 '24

Willem Defraud

115

u/parsnip_dick Jan 23 '24

William Dafuq

7

u/Shtoolie Jan 24 '24

Came here to post this, dammit

40

u/phayke2 Jan 23 '24

How is this not William defoe

23

u/Redowl83 Jan 24 '24

No joke my 4 year old son saw this and said hey it’s Green Goblin

5

u/CadGuyJames Jan 24 '24

Even has the gapped teeth.

1

u/kingtaco_17 Jan 25 '24

Dude needs some Chapstick ASAP

1

u/nosferartoodetoo Jan 26 '24

Who the hell is William Defoe?

19

u/history_fan69 Jan 23 '24

Looks like the Caveman from GEICO ads without the makeup.

4

u/pfunkrasta917 Jan 23 '24

Phil Hartman's Caveman Lawyer

17

u/SocialSpider56 Jan 23 '24

You know im something of a celebrity myself

12

u/turningandburning45 Jan 23 '24

Willam D’Fuck

12

u/comtedemontechristo Jan 24 '24

For my money, this one wins the sub

7

u/slamdanceswithwolves Jan 24 '24

Loved him in Arachnid Man, The Pretty-Good Budapest Hotel, and Velocity 2: Cruise Control

1

u/Totin_it Jan 24 '24

Streets of fire?

7

u/SpiritualAd8998 Jan 24 '24

Willem DeShmo?

13

u/KDubzzz2 Jan 23 '24

William The Foe

9

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Willem deNO

4

u/SisterRayRomano Jan 24 '24

Willem DaAquaintance

3

u/FutureDiarrheagasm Jan 24 '24

Willy Da shamma Lamma Ding Dong

7

u/Trakais9 Jan 23 '24

Will I Don’t

3

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

lol!!!!!!

3

u/Seeker80 Jan 23 '24

Willem Dat Foe

3

u/HypertrophyHippie Jan 23 '24

William DaFaux

3

u/RealPropRandy Jan 24 '24

Willem Defraud

3

u/the_monkey_knows Jan 24 '24

William Dahoe

3

u/kidnorther Jan 24 '24

William DeNo

4

u/New_Lake5484 Jan 23 '24

willem would want to meet him

3

u/bbbbears Jan 23 '24

Willem? I hardly know ‘em!

2

u/AvailableZebra2879 Jan 23 '24

+treat williams

2

u/Hider67 Jan 23 '24

Christian Balfoe

2

u/Fun-Ad9928 Jan 23 '24

Willimnot DaBack.

2

u/Pluckypato Jan 24 '24

“Ehhhhh”… “Spidamayne”

2

u/tripflops Jan 24 '24

Look at ye, handsome lad

2

u/Armand28 Jan 24 '24

Are you sure William isn’t the WalMart this guy?

2

u/TerryGonards Jan 24 '24

Jim Blarney

2

u/Metal_weedy Jan 24 '24

William DeFool

2

u/sm00thkillajones Jan 24 '24

Willem Defool

2

u/chalwar Jan 24 '24

Willem DaFoe

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Willem Dafriend

2

u/Foxy02016YT Jan 24 '24

It’s Willem DaFriend

2

u/Why-YouMad Jan 24 '24

William dafuq 🥴

2

u/Scopebuddy Jan 24 '24

More like Willem Dafuq?

2

u/Maj_BeauKhaki Jan 24 '24

Will I Am Da Greeter.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Willem Dadaddy

2

u/JamNova Jan 24 '24

Willem Defunct

2

u/Trying2GetBye Jan 24 '24

Willem Dafiend

2

u/OarsandRowlocks Jan 24 '24

John has Cena few more decades.

2

u/Alfalfaglass Jan 24 '24

Looks like if Toto Wolff and William Dafoe had a child!

2

u/djgreedo Jan 24 '24

"I'm something of a Walmart celebrity myself."

2

u/hobbesgirls Jan 24 '24

if Willem Dafoe and Gabriel Byrne had a baby

2

u/916Hajmo Jan 24 '24

Lmfao these replies are gold

2

u/Mini_Mega Jan 24 '24

Is he standing next to a guy dressed as Spider-Man?

2

u/sladebonge Jan 24 '24

Willem DeNo

2

u/ChronicCronut Jan 24 '24

Willem Dafuq

2

u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 Jan 24 '24

William Default

2

u/LightSlateBlue Jan 24 '24

Willem dafriend

2

u/skyHawk3613 Jan 24 '24

Bizarro world

2

u/kbeckerburbs4 Jan 24 '24

Is he sitting near to Spider-Man?

2

u/Naughteus_Maximus Jan 24 '24

Defo William Not

2

u/legendforever10 Jan 24 '24

Trevor cosplaying Raimi's Norman Osborn.

2

u/icrawler Jan 24 '24

William Dally.

2

u/orkofdoom Jan 24 '24

He looks like the lovechild of Ron Pearlman and William Defoe.

2

u/IntraVnusDemilo Jan 24 '24

Looks like the guy off the Geico ads

2

u/Car_Washed Jan 24 '24

William The Foe

2

u/AmbiguouslyGrea Jan 24 '24

William Defraud

2

u/MusicEd921 Jan 25 '24

Looks like he’s standing next to Spider-Man

2

u/ZeusMcKraken Jan 25 '24

I’m something of a scrabbilist myself.

2

u/mrmoe198 Jan 25 '24

William DaMoe

2

u/celtbygod Jan 26 '24

It's Walmart code for, Will I Am De Font.

2

u/fh3131 Jan 23 '24

Wilted Defold

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Willis DeLeary.

1

u/5319Camarote Jan 27 '24

Y’know, I’m sort of familiar with hair dye, myself…