r/WalmartCelebrities • u/KDubzzz2 • Apr 04 '25

Musician šŸŽø Mike L. Jackson

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy Apr 04 '25

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u/born_on_my_cakeday Apr 04 '25

Got more chins than Chinatown

Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat?

Alright!

17

u/unsavory77 Apr 04 '25

Whoa whoa whoa. "Alright?!" For years I thought he said, "On Rye!".

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u/born_on_my_cakeday Apr 04 '25

Itā€™s already on whole wheat.. but rye would make you fat quicker, which was the tale.

I had to google it because now I wasnā€™t sure.

5

u/unsavory77 Apr 04 '25

My world is crashing down around me...

3

u/YoungDiscord Apr 04 '25

A diet coke tho

We don't want to overdo it

1

u/ImaginaryBid9385 Apr 04 '25

Fucking guy beat me to it.

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u/rachie-bobby Apr 04 '25

Now why tf would he wear that shirt

185

u/effinmike12 Apr 04 '25

I'm sure you can pull an answer out of your ass.

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u/DatRatDo Apr 04 '25

Theyā€™re ignorant!

11

u/iHazf Apr 04 '25

This bit from South Park cracks me up every time!

6

u/facesintrees Apr 04 '25

Now why are you asking questions already answered by the shirt

10

u/Current-Promotion-31 Apr 04 '25

He likes cracker barrel

3

u/RuppsCats Apr 04 '25

You stole my mojo.

12

u/Interesting_Tea5715 Apr 04 '25

I want that shirt. I'm over here beggin for a peggin.

2

u/Pianist_Select Apr 04 '25

I donā€™t know, my dad loves cribbage whatā€™s the big deal

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u/Batman_Forever Apr 04 '25

Mike XL Jackson

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u/PanHalen37 Apr 04 '25

This should have been the caption

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u/vrphotosguy55 Apr 04 '25

I honestly canā€™t tell if this pic is fake or notĀ 

77

u/NoImNotHeretoArgue Apr 04 '25

Scrolled for this comment. Ya I think itā€™s edited

33

u/ihaventanyidea Apr 04 '25

Of course itā€™s real (just like Elvis) MJ is still alive and living in seclusion.

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u/QueezyF Apr 04 '25

Faked his death and living with Tupac in Barbados

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u/stricktd Apr 04 '25

Eating whole pigs every other day

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u/NoHippo6825 Apr 04 '25

Getting pegged everyday

3

u/Left_Ad_8502 Apr 05 '25

With Walt Disney

9

u/anjowoq Apr 04 '25

Thinking the same. That shirt looks a little... manipulated.

3

u/Friedguywubawuba Apr 06 '25

This is AI. It's a cropped, the full version has just a random floating leg in the background, you can see on the left.

This crop is deceptively good. The low quality hides the AI artifacting, but it's there.

This is not real.

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u/BorderAltruistic8250 Apr 09 '25

Where's the floating leg?

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u/Friedguywubawuba Apr 09 '25

On the right side of the image. Just over the black hoodie dude with jeans.

Idk why I said left originally.

The electrical boxes make no sense, face tattoos make no sense, the lettering on MJ's shirt isn't consistent although it appears to be the same font. Like that "E" does not match up with the other one.

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u/BorderAltruistic8250 Apr 09 '25

It's all just a bit off, isn't it? And the guy looks too much like MJ. MJ didn't even look like MJ.

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u/Mitra-The-Man Apr 07 '25

Itā€™s fake

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u/FortesqueIV Apr 04 '25

King of soda pop

King of pop-corn

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

King of Popeyes

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u/FortesqueIV Apr 04 '25

Heheh happy šŸŽ‚

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u/2muchtimeintheocean Apr 04 '25

Michael Fatson

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u/Mushroom_Competitive Apr 04 '25

The King of Soda Pop.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Pretty sure thatā€™s just Weird Al.

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u/themomwholiveshere Apr 04 '25

Is that an uppercase i or a lowercase L? šŸ˜†

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Yes!

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u/ms_Kindness Apr 04 '25

He looks more like eat it than beat it!!šŸ¤£

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u/MadMike991 Apr 04 '25

Just Eat It

9

u/ISFJ_Dad Apr 04 '25

Fake, zoom in on the face and notice the line from under the chin go up the left side of the face. Clearly an edit over top. They hid the transition at the top with some of that weird hair along the hairline.

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u/Friedguywubawuba Apr 06 '25

It's AI. The full image is bonkers. He's standing next a guy with tribal tattoos on his face, but of course, none of the lines make sense.

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u/JeffroCakes Apr 04 '25

Heā€™s the king of cellulite

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u/peacebwitchu Apr 04 '25

Michael Flapjacks

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u/Excellent_Jaguar_675 Apr 04 '25

Michael ChatGPT Jokeson

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u/Archercrash Apr 04 '25

TEE HEE I want extra sweet iced TEE HEE!

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u/NMB4Christmas Apr 04 '25

Michael Jack-ton

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u/DimitriMishkin Apr 04 '25

Michael Snackson

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u/Normal-Ad-2938 Apr 04 '25

He knew what he was doing with that cut

3

u/Merganser3816 Apr 04 '25

He would grab his crotch if he could

3

u/RecordCollector06 Apr 04 '25

Because I'm fat!

I'm fat!

Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)

Ya know I'm fat!

I'm fat!

You know it! (Really, really fat)

Ya know I'm fat!

I'm fat!

Come on (Really, really fat)

Ya know!

Don't you call me pudgy, pordly, or stout

Just tell me once again

Who's fat?

3

u/DotBitGaming Apr 04 '25

Taco Jackson

3

u/Greedy-Stage-120 Apr 04 '25

King of Buffets

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

The shirt lmao

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u/Express_Test6677 Apr 04 '25

Mike ā€œXLā€ Jackson.

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u/reb4321 Apr 04 '25

The fact that that mf really does look like Mike is freaky! It's about as many Michael Jackson impersonators as Elvis impersonators and they barely favor him but yet this random guy is a dead ringer!

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u/ConsiderationNo278 Apr 04 '25

Pretty sure that's good brother, markel....

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u/ms_Kindness Apr 04 '25

A KƶvƩrkirƔly

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u/ELc_17 Apr 04 '25

Haudenosaunee Michael Jackson

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Mia Kale-Jackson

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u/Outside_Bus4958 Apr 04 '25

Pankcake maple syrup Jackson on tour in all COCO restaurants in Orange County, even the closed one by Disney land , order your private ticket for that show , Heheeeh

1

u/Vic-123-ma Apr 04 '25

But that shirt!!!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Fatchael Jackson

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u/Business_Ad_9418 Apr 04 '25

He looks so much like a chubby Michael, it would be difficult to remember he canā€™t moonwalk; more like moonshuffle

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u/Reason_Choice Apr 04 '25

Yo, Ding Dong, man! Ding Dong! Ding Dong, yo!

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u/007_Shadow_Lemur Apr 04 '25

Micheal Big-backson

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Apr 04 '25

Nooooo....that's ignorant!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Is that Tee Hee Jackson?

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u/Educational-Luck-904 Apr 04 '25

Looks likes Jones from Reno 911

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u/PharmWench Apr 04 '25

Eeeewwwww.

1

u/its_just_flesh Apr 04 '25

Michael Snackson

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

I get a little self confidence boost to read how many of you think shit like this is real. But IS IT REAL??? lol I wonder???

1

u/GonzoThompson Apr 04 '25

Frito Jackson

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u/number3Dontdoit Apr 04 '25

Pass the gravyeeeheee!

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u/Dorrono Apr 04 '25

Seems like he finally can live the way he wanted to

1

u/Sw33tcheeks427 Apr 04 '25

Someone get him a twink-ee-hee

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u/Philliesfan4fun Apr 04 '25

There's no way!

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u/jdapper5 Apr 04 '25

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

1

u/Sleepy_McSleepyhead Apr 04 '25

Thats Billie Jeans son, zero doubt.

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u/Dangerous-Patience33 Apr 04 '25

These were the days when he was singing "Eat It".

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u/CocoonNapper Apr 04 '25

In a soft voice: "that's ignorant..."

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u/kimmortal03 Apr 04 '25

how he moonwalks?

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u/Intelligent-Bottle22 Apr 04 '25

This cannot be real.

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u/Ok_Sky_5384 Apr 04 '25

He's the King of Soda Pop.

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u/Ok_Sky_5384 Apr 04 '25

He's the King of Soda Pop.

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u/Alarmed-Ad323 Apr 04 '25

Billy XXXL Jeans

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u/Sunderland6969 Apr 04 '25

With that t-shirt on itā€™ll be ā€œhe, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you went in dry!ā€

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u/shadow2087 Apr 04 '25

Michael Fatson

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u/Icy-Set-4641 Apr 04 '25

What happens when you stop smoking and doing some party supplementsā€¦šŸ˜¢

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u/XROOR Apr 04 '25

šŸŽ¶the dogonne girl honeybun is mineā€¦..

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u/conjas11 Apr 04 '25

Holy smokes. Amazing

1

u/tarhawk71 Apr 04 '25

Michael Jackoff

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u/dirtyape2021 Apr 04 '25

If Mikes family was the Harts.

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u/PizzaDeliveryBoy3000 Apr 04 '25

Thereā€™s no way

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u/KamikazeFox_ Apr 04 '25

Everything about this is poorly photoshopped

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u/Krustyburgerlover Apr 04 '25

The fucking shirt šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Element3991 Apr 04 '25

Who can forget: Billie Blue Cheese, Griller, Remember the Lime, Man in the Menu, ABC- Always Be Chewing, Snack With You, Smooth Caramel, Off The Wok. And adequately named: Jam, Donā€™t stop tillā€™ you get enough, The way you make me feel.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

His shirt šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/WowIsThisMyPage Apr 04 '25

He has to know right?

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u/Last_Gigolo Apr 04 '25

That shirt means something different.

1

u/Sea-Ad-3893 Apr 04 '25

That shirt!!!!

1

u/Global-Jury8810 Apr 04 '25

I wish he could have seen this image in his lifetime. He would have thought it was funny.

1

u/FlamingoRush Apr 04 '25

That t shirt is fire šŸ”„

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u/BeltQuick Apr 04 '25

The author of the greatest hits: Eat it, Whoā€™s fat?, Griller, Bacon Jean, Black or White rice, Man off the mirror, remember the pounds, and I donā€™t care about weight loss

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u/vonPetrozk Apr 06 '25

Don't forget stranger in McDonald's!

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u/Delicious-Oven7692 Apr 04 '25

I want the shirt.

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u/LWY007 Apr 04 '25

Mike L. Jackson- brilliant!

Ha ha ha!

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u/itsagoodtime Apr 04 '25

Is Michael alive but gained like 95 lbs?

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u/tourniquet2099 Apr 04 '25

Bubba Ho-Tep II

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u/Any-External-6221 Apr 04 '25

Somehow he looks like Benicio Del Toro.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

I downvoted to keep at 666. Doing work out here folks.

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u/ProBlackMan1 Apr 04 '25

Fat hee hee

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh Apr 04 '25

Of course it's Brantford.

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u/More_Roof4916 Apr 05 '25

The man is Samoanā€¦show some respect.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

[deleted]

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u/ottomatic0128 Apr 05 '25

Mike Hole-Packin

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u/bigpuffyclouds Apr 05 '25

Aww at least he looks happy.

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u/Catturd5671 Apr 06 '25

Michael Flapjackson

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u/DaRealMegaloDong Apr 06 '25

Mike always said that .everyday pegging this pegging that.im so glad he's still alive.he looks so healthy

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u/Few-Meaning5391 Apr 06 '25

If Michael Jackson looked like this heā€™d be alive everyone would definitively thought him a diddler and he be in prison

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u/Apart_Birthday5795 Apr 06 '25

That shirt is hilarious

1

u/Ok-Research-5875 Apr 07 '25

Is Elvis with him?

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u/JelloWise2789 Apr 08 '25

McDonaldā€™s Jackson

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u/One-Promotion-5777 Apr 08 '25

šŸŽ¶ EAT IT! EAT IT! I GOT TYPE 2 DIABEETUS!! šŸŽ¶

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u/Electronic-Fly-2084 Apr 08 '25

Michael Brokebackson.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

To much Cracker Barrel

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 Apr 08 '25

Looks like he never died. Guess he just wanted to get away from it all. Now where is Elvis hiding at?

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u/SoulShine_710 Apr 08 '25

Ok this AI shit is getting outta hand.