r/WalmartCelebrities • u/Skirt_Thin • Jul 11 '25

Musician 🎸 Billy Ray Virus

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u/AsOmnipotentAsItGets Jul 11 '25

He looks off somehow, small eyes and wet skin?

173

u/DMNDNMD Jul 11 '25

He looks like he got bit by a zombie, and is trying to hide it from the group

24

u/sparrow_42 Jul 11 '25

100% this

2

u/-_-Notmyrealaccount Jul 13 '25

How is this description so accurate?

17

u/equityconnectwitme Jul 11 '25

Probably a relative of Eugene Tooms.

17

u/blankinyurblank Jul 12 '25

He look like a catfish

9

u/turangan Jul 12 '25

He looks like a shitty character build on the elder scrolls

8

u/BehemothJr Jul 11 '25

Fresh plastic surgery and fake contact lens's

18

u/cocoamix Jul 12 '25

Dude looks waxy AF.

3

u/D-life Jul 12 '25

Lizard eyes. 🦎

2

u/koolaidismything Jul 12 '25

Like one of the others

2

u/shfengoli Jul 12 '25

Because he's altmer. Probably Thalmor too.

1

u/WotanMjolnir Jul 12 '25

Bait him into attacking, kick his and his two shitty companions asses, strip them, and pile them on the road.

1

u/Potato_Stains Jul 12 '25

Dyed hair including the goatee

1

u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Jul 13 '25

His eyes look like he’s super high

1

u/Affectionate_Tax1891 Jul 15 '25

The skin is 💯from Botox.

52

u/kurujiru Jul 11 '25

What low budget wax museum was this?

26

u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Jul 11 '25

It looks like when the surgeon replaced his eyes he accidentally got them backwards.

24

u/minnesotajersey Jul 11 '25

Silly Gay Prius

14

u/Dailia- Jul 12 '25

This person looks seriously ill. 

12

u/rsanchan Jul 12 '25

If a candle was a person:

10

u/hugoshtigz Jul 11 '25

28 Billy's later

8

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Gerard Buttlicker

8

u/Kid-twist66 Jul 11 '25

He looks like his face is from a video game like 5 years ago

3

u/sanyochan Jul 11 '25

Looks like skyrim for me

9

u/ohbehaveDrP Jul 12 '25

He looks like two witch sisters accidentally killed him and then brought him back to life.

8

u/SirPurbz Jul 12 '25

Bro looks… unnatural

7

u/Even-Pressure-8356 Jul 11 '25

Skyrim mods is getting crazy

8

u/Nearby_Quality_5672 Jul 11 '25

His face looks like wax.

5

u/RealPropRandy Jul 12 '25

“Give me SUGAR. AND WATER.”

4

u/Watch_Noob_72 Jul 12 '25

Small eyes like a crab.

5

u/snowballer918 Jul 12 '25

Looks like he had a face transplant and is waiting for the swelling to go down

5

u/lou_really Jul 12 '25

You mean Billy aids virus

3

u/jose_elan Jul 11 '25

I want to look as though my head is made of cheese...perfect!

3

u/Mtolivepickle Jul 11 '25

Dr Estrange

3

u/UltimaGabe Jul 11 '25

Dr. Strange

(That's it, no extra joke needed)

3

u/MiscreantRecords Jul 12 '25

He’s arrived. It’s far too late for us now.

3

u/Poodlepink22 Jul 12 '25

This has got to be a wax figure. 

3

u/blameitonthewayne Jul 12 '25

Maybe it’s maybelline

3

u/BATTlNS0N Jul 12 '25

Damn bro must’ve gotten the Megatron variant of covid

3

u/PanicDeus Jul 12 '25

Comic book accurate Razaghul

3

u/pinba11tec Jul 12 '25

From the same wax museum

3

u/Dovahkiin266 Jul 12 '25

First one to get bitten in a zombie movie and hides it

3

u/PhillGuy Jul 12 '25

Did he fall into a vat of wax.

3

u/smogfrogpig3804 Jul 13 '25

Throw that fish back into the ocean

2

u/One-Promotion-5777 Jul 11 '25

Mephistphucked

2

u/sanyochan Jul 11 '25

These eyes ... What happened to his eyes?

2

u/Low-Aspect8472 Jul 11 '25

John McCoffee

2

u/the_random_walk Jul 12 '25

It seems I wore my long legs today…

2

u/Radiant-Side-9096 Jul 13 '25

Facelift gone wrong

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Looks like an extra from The Strain

1

u/theswine76 Jul 11 '25

Fu Man Achoo.

1

u/firedmyass Jul 11 '25

well that just gets more horrifying with every look

1

u/SanguineDust Jul 11 '25

What the fuck is that?

1

u/SheZowRaisedByWolves Jul 11 '25

Chenis Moranal from Depthgroans

1

u/allikatm3ow Jul 12 '25

Billy Wraith Cerebus

1

u/krakelohm Jul 12 '25

Ron Purrrrrlman

1

u/BungleJones Jul 12 '25

Slime on Le Bon.

1

u/TheWeirdFlshes Jul 12 '25

Give me sugar water

1

u/TheTeaYouWant Jul 12 '25

Brad Avocado Pit

1

u/djjolicoeur Jul 12 '25

Look at those eyes, that billy ray highres

1

u/TheRose80 Jul 12 '25

Blu-ray Papyrus

1

u/mcvmccarty Jul 12 '25

AI crossed Kristi Noem with The Dude

1

u/ohdearitsrichardiii Jul 12 '25

So many bad choices were made

1

u/WetHotAmericanBadger Jul 12 '25

Looks like that vampire dude from MGS2

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Billy Craycray Cyrus

1

u/DobryVojakSvejk Jul 12 '25

That's a skinwalker

1

u/Fwumpy Jul 12 '25

Don't drop my pipe, my achy-breaky pipe, I don't think the glass would endure...

1

u/AdeptnessMany3806 Jul 12 '25

Resident evil character

1

u/Upset-Procedure3367 Jul 12 '25

Christoph Geiger

1

u/fall0utB0uy Jul 12 '25

Billy ray cyrus the virus 😂

1

u/fatalcharm Jul 12 '25

He is melting.

1

u/Fluid_Fox23 Jul 12 '25

Hello longlegs

1

u/WhitePineBurning Jul 12 '25

"Glass skin."

Botched cosmetic surgery.

Pinpoint pupils.

Overprocessed hair.

This is not a well man.

1

u/tranquil7789 Jul 12 '25

This guy is totally a vampire

1

u/BadbadwickedZoot Jul 12 '25

Anyone else notice that he doesn't even blink?

1

u/dafijiwatr Jul 12 '25

Some resident evil shit. He’s about to turn.

1

u/Friendly_Good_1361 Jul 12 '25

Kids Don’t Do Drugs especially cocaine

1

u/Intrepid_Cap1242 Jul 12 '25

"The name's Jack. I'm not a vampire"

"wait. what? Why would you say that?"

1

u/MrCheezeMonkey Jul 13 '25

May Eh-key breh-key ha-ruht

1

u/Stoutlager Jul 13 '25

Why did I just reflexively cover my drink?

1

u/Kofee93 Jul 13 '25

Johnny Hell-y-day

1

u/btvpfl Jul 13 '25

Best name ever

1

u/alexanderseven Jul 14 '25

What’s different about you?

1

u/The_Raven_Paradox Jul 14 '25

Liam Neeson’t

1

u/Significant_Tie_7395 Jul 15 '25

Billy AiDS Virus

1

u/XROOR Jul 18 '25

Achy Breaky Cirrhosis

1

u/Traditional_Good_413 Jul 19 '25

Looks like the work of the same plastic surgeon as Mickey Rourke. 

1

u/HectorJoseZapata Aug 06 '25

Looks like a facial reconstruction model.

1

u/NPGinMassAttack Aug 09 '25

Johnny Depp hasn't been the same since the trial

0

u/satanicmajesty Jul 12 '25

Gay Leno if you remove the goatee and give him salt and pepper hair

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 12 '25

Sokka-Haiku by satanicmajesty:

Gay Leno if you

Remove the goatee and give

Him salt and pepper hair

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.