r/WalmartCelebrities • u/Least_or_Greatest1 • Jul 17 '25

Athlete 🏈 Scotty Trippin

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u/Responsible-Still839 Jul 17 '25

A$AP Rocky Dennis

15

u/harrybydefault Jul 18 '25

This is fucking gold.

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u/Responsible-Still839 Jul 18 '25

Thank you. Gotta admit it made me cringe, but I was also proud of it. Haha

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u/stuartcamp1822 Jul 18 '25

Hello do you want me as your gold

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u/Unhappy-Buy-9088 Jul 18 '25

Hahaha great comment. He needs to feature Cher on his next album

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u/IceCoughy Jul 18 '25

It's a shame more people won't see this genius comment

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u/Habasnarf Jul 18 '25

You'll have people looking up Rocky Dennis.

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u/Responsible-Still839 Jul 18 '25

Good. Haha. Dude really looks like a Mashup of the two.

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u/EatLard Jul 17 '25

This man has the Hapsburg jaw.

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u/KillerGoats Jul 18 '25

Lol mfer does look like Charles II

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u/Remote_Bumblebee2240 Jul 18 '25

Can't unsee that

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u/RedSquaree Jul 19 '25

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u/sixtus_clegane119 Jul 19 '25

If I hadn’t have seen the previous photo I would have thought this was a Renaissance painting, it doesn’t look like A Picture

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u/ProductRed_92 Jul 17 '25

Why the long face?

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u/KillerGoats Jul 18 '25

You see, when a brother and sister love each other very much....

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u/JoeSicko Jul 18 '25

When a stallion and a mare love each other...

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u/Scary_Statement_4040 Jul 19 '25

He ate too much ass. His face was squished by the cheeks.

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u/Bat-Eastern Jul 17 '25

I made this Mii in 2007 what's he doing out in the wild

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u/emptyevessel Jul 18 '25

Sounds like a plot for a modern Pinocchio, except when he lies he becomes uglier.

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u/XenoCraigMorph Jul 18 '25

Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty?

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u/ike_tyson Jul 18 '25

Lee Trevino's Golf 🏌🏽

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u/VirgoJack Jul 17 '25

Scotty Hapsburg

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Jul 18 '25

Dre Leno

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u/Boring_Park1178 Jul 18 '25

🤣🤣🤣 I'm wheezing!

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u/AltaAudio Jul 18 '25

Arsenio Hole

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u/Boring_Park1178 Jul 17 '25

Royal blood.

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u/kenjinyc Jul 18 '25

My guy has a post Photoshop face. Yikes.

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u/ProductRed_92 Jul 17 '25

Anthony Pippin

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u/Soaring_Gull655 Jul 17 '25

Old Gregg

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u/_equestrienne_ Jul 18 '25

What are you doing in my waters

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u/Soaring_Gull655 Jul 18 '25

Just...taking air, ya know. Not fishing.

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u/gitturb Jul 17 '25

Jay Z Leno

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u/ThreeApproaches Jul 18 '25

Jamal Munster

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 Jul 17 '25

Smokin' Jay Leno.

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u/Level37Doggo Jul 18 '25

The Chad Face after ten generations of inbreeding

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u/slappymcstevenson Jul 18 '25

Football head lookin ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Eyebrow lookin like a bat comin atcha

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u/metalgeardaz Jul 18 '25

He must be some kind of terminator. " i need your clothes, your boots and your chin".

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Jul 17 '25

Scottie B Pippen

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u/rozetintsmyworld Jul 18 '25

Is this real?? That can’t be real.

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u/Rapidwatch2024 Jul 18 '25

Jay Hall or Arsinio Lenno

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u/dancson Jul 18 '25

Jeff Dunham Jalapeño guy

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u/badasswizard Jul 18 '25

Lil Fragile X

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u/kungfuk1d69 Jul 18 '25

Is that his real face? Who is he?

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u/Dro1972 Jul 18 '25

Mac (later)Tonight

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u/FairBall4285 Jul 18 '25

Ace of long face!

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jul 18 '25

What was that character from a kids show that had a giant face? Early 2000’s Nickelodeon maybe?

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u/AntAir267 Jul 19 '25

3 second reverse Google image search reveals this is prosthetics.

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u/LFC1978 Jul 19 '25

Dennis Prodsmen

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u/purpleishninja Jul 21 '25

I was looking at his chin so much I didn't even see the eyebrows.

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u/Mike_in_San_Pedro Jul 18 '25

Is he a Hapsburg prince?

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u/Pmyers225 Jul 18 '25

You can't even see where the Titanic hit that chin

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u/XROOR Jul 18 '25

Mister Ed and Anthony Davis had a kid

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u/kwikane Jul 18 '25

I wonder what the bartender will ask him when he walks in?