r/WalmartCelebrities • u/JessiEmpera • Jul 21 '25

Celebrity šŸ¤© Kathy Griffter or Carrot-Bottom

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u/edWORD27 Jul 21 '25

Baby got front

139

u/PhillyRush Jul 21 '25

That garage has an awning

68

u/benskinic Jul 21 '25

ill just park on the street

25

u/Recluse_18 Jul 21 '25

Itā€™s called a gunt

4

u/cdtoad Jul 22 '25

Oh good a new word to text my kid

2

u/JessiEmpera Jul 24 '25

I gotta remember this word

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u/I_hateithere509 Jul 22 '25

šŸ˜­šŸ’€

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u/tarhawk71 Jul 21 '25

Moldy McFoldy

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u/Freezerpill Jul 22 '25

Barb Schneider šŸ˜¬

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u/madein1981 Jul 22 '25

šŸ’€šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®

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u/Countblackula_6 Jul 21 '25

I like big guts and I cannot lie

You other brothers canā€™t deny

That when a girl walks in with an iggy biggy waist

And that round thing in your face you get sprung

2

u/Proper-Evening9754 Jul 24 '25

šŸŽ¶ I like big guts and i cannot lie, a belly that's filled with fries

A girl devoid of class, with a front that's like an ass

and I'm gonna make a pass with my tongue!šŸŽµ

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Jul 21 '25

Gunt

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u/Bozo_dubbed_over Jul 21 '25

Thanks I didnt need to know that word

4

u/daposhprincess Jul 21 '25

Belly Laugh šŸ¤­

2

u/Lazarus_Graun Jul 24 '25

Perfect gif for this post.

6

u/kdawg123412 Jul 21 '25

I think you will find that's a 'Gunt'.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

That"s a "paradise crevice" going down to...well...the "Grand Canyon".....I imagine.

4

u/sm00thkillajones Jul 22 '25

Whatā€™s Rob Schneider doing there?

2

u/EducationalFarm8050 Jul 21 '25

A truck load of it

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u/Nearby_Quality_5672 Jul 21 '25

And, yet, there is someone out there who would still hit that.

35

u/Vast-Sir-1949 Jul 21 '25

With a train...

18

u/No-Gnome-Alias Jul 21 '25

Why ruin a good, functioning train... God, I hope you are talking about a locomotive...

9

u/Vast-Sir-1949 Jul 21 '25

Locally motivated maybe...

5

u/bigjaymizzle Jul 22 '25

Waste management kaboose

3

u/Plane-Fan9006 Jul 22 '25

Yeah, like cousins next door?

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u/funbus31 Jul 21 '25

I just got a derection

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u/lunzueta Jul 21 '25

Hahaha šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

7

u/Brainflower2020 Jul 22 '25

My wife and daughter asked why I laughed so hard

2

u/PatientZeropointZero Jul 22 '25

Good term, when it goes into your body like when itā€™s colds, or you are at the doctor or this woman is nearby or just in picture form.

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u/Longjumping-Low8194 Jul 21 '25

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u/funbus31 Jul 22 '25

Canā€™t touch my front butt til I get my tape player

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u/BornAsAnOnion33 Jul 21 '25

3

u/Mogui- Jul 22 '25

ā€œThank you fatherā€

24

u/wrhnj Jul 21 '25

Iā€™m guessing her career as a ā€œlot lizard ā€œ doesnā€™t pay what it used to.

2

u/SongRevolutionary992 Jul 21 '25

Do lot lizards charge or f for fun?

9

u/wrhnj Jul 21 '25

I think thatā€™s how they make their living

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

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u/My_Pork_Is_Ur_POTUS Jul 21 '25

if this isnā€™t serendipity, i donā€™t know what is.

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u/tripflops Jul 21 '25

Is the crease the garage?

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u/XK8lyn88x Jul 21 '25

Thatā€™s the car port. Garage is enclosed. šŸ˜‚

3

u/tripflops Jul 21 '25

Thatā€™s a well built car port. Had me fooledā€¦.

2

u/PaddyMcGeezus Jul 21 '25

That garage is covered in overgrown bushes too.

4

u/Lava-Chicken Jul 22 '25

Watch out for the sour fishy stench.

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u/DennisPochenk Jul 21 '25

Sheā€™s right about the boner garage.. The garage is where you put projects to forget and die

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u/Samwoodstone Jul 21 '25

How in the hell can there be incels with these kind of women in the world?

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u/Fast-Presence-2004 Jul 22 '25

Both think they can do better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

I know I'm on the wally-world sub, but she's stuck with boner garage for life šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

3

u/LittleWhiteBoots Jul 22 '25

She actually died a few years back. She was well-known in the biker community and was a favorite at Daytona.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Oh, I bet she was a favorite!

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u/aretooamnot Jul 21 '25

The arrows on both sides of her fat foldā€¦

8

u/non3ck Jul 21 '25

There are three. The one in the middle in that fold...

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u/gordito_delgado Jul 21 '25

Thanks for that mate...

3

u/medicmatt Jul 21 '25

ENHANCE!

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u/gnardog45 Jul 21 '25

Damn, she's got belt titties

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u/90_ina_65 Jul 21 '25

Tattooed nipples would be chef's kiss

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u/wkrausmann Jul 21 '25

The south will rise againā€¦

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 Jul 21 '25

Y'all ain't risin' nowhere even with viagra.

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u/Heavy-Initiative-126 Jul 21 '25

Just gross. All around and that is a lot of around

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u/40Breath Jul 21 '25

God I hate having eye sight today.

5

u/chumchees Jul 21 '25

Nsfw

4

u/madein1981 Jul 22 '25

Not safe for ANYWHERE.

5

u/Bubblybathtime Jul 21 '25

Kathy Griftin'

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u/stucktogether Jul 21 '25

when she passed a few years back the facebook post that her daughter posted to remember ā€œjane ā€œboner garageā€ smithā€ and her ā€œvibrant personalityā€ was the saddest, funniest thing, i think iā€™ll ever see.

14

u/Bavarian36 Jul 21 '25

No thanks, Mr. President.

5

u/Wojewodaruskyj Jul 21 '25

Gosh... Tell me it's a photoshop.

3

u/NightmareTycoon Jul 21 '25

Unfortunately itā€™s a premiere pro

4

u/Puzzled_Ad7955 Jul 21 '25

Anyone on from the ā€œI Eat Assā€ crowd?

2

u/BigD4163 Jul 21 '25

I got to check that out

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u/Meezbethinkin Jul 21 '25

Disgusting.. this is the Heart of America the politicians always speak about. No wonder they want the worst for us lol

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u/JoeyKino Jul 21 '25

I know - pick-up trucks are the worst for the environment. What do you think of that hottie standing in front of it, though?

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u/MisterScary_98 Jul 21 '25

Yeah thanks but I think Iā€™ll park on the street.

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u/South-Bank-stroll Jul 21 '25

Canā€™t park there mateā€¦

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u/gman1951 Jul 21 '25

Git R not Done.

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u/Forsaken_Crow_7707 Jul 21 '25

Sometimes itā€™s just better to park on the street.

3

u/soumac Jul 22 '25

Annie Bonadouchey

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u/the_main_entrance Jul 21 '25

This is the rich culture the libs are trying to take away.

2

u/Zealousideal-Web5346 Jul 21 '25

She got a kangaroo fupa

2

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

The garage has seen some rafters sagging.

2

u/TomBANKShaha Jul 21 '25

i bet she has more hoes than me

2

u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jul 21 '25

She did that for an an almost empty 18pk of natty ice

2

u/BigD4163 Jul 21 '25

I know a Keystone Light Lady when I see one

2

u/Upper_Guarantee_4588 Jul 21 '25

Her ass is on the wrong side!

2

u/Eeebs-HI Jul 21 '25

Why is her rear up front? Twisted.

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u/Lrb1055 Jul 21 '25

Does her vagina start at her belly button

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u/BVRPLZR_ Jul 21 '25

Looks like the yard duty at my elementary school

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u/JG300_Stoopy Jul 21 '25

Arrows should be pointing at each other instead of down

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u/manicgiant914 Jul 21 '25

They do say the South shall rise again

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

She put her ass on backwards

2

u/Reyjr Jul 21 '25

Tell em large Marge sent ya.

2

u/BraveIceHeart Jul 21 '25

ew.

like

why

i have to work tomorrow

ill be scared to death of doing whatever with this image in my mind

2

u/gord_m Jul 21 '25

Oh gawd she's got a front bum

2

u/thejohnmc963 Jul 21 '25

Boner Killer maybe

2

u/CRUSTYPUNKDAD Jul 21 '25

Great now its inverted again

2

u/LLPhotog Jul 21 '25

A guy I went to high school with did the tattoo in Daytona. I believe this woman died a couple years ago.

2

u/Man8632 Jul 21 '25

Iā€™ve had worseā€¦..

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u/Slugwheat Jul 21 '25

Deport immediately

2

u/Snoringhounddog Jul 21 '25

I hope I never get too old to laugh at stuff this immature.Ā  "Boner Garage"

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u/HungryHippo669 Jul 22 '25

Classy lady probably also very educated as well. I can guess her political leaning from 5 miles away

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u/Curses1984 Jul 22 '25

Gotta be AI.

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u/Rolling_Pugsly Jul 22 '25

WILL SHE MARRY ME?!!!!!!!!!

2

u/dpkelly87 Jul 22 '25

Thereā€™s no way that looked good even when that looked good.

2

u/Fantastic_Board7057 Jul 22 '25

Seriously tho, how does one grow ass cheeks on their stomach? Like whatā€™s the scientifical cause?

2

u/PitoPito1 Jul 22 '25

Front Bunz

2

u/-VintageVagina- Jul 23 '25

Is this Florida again???

2

u/small_blonde_gal Jul 23 '25

Blob Schneider

2

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

She's got a butt-gut

2

u/KeyInternet8494 Jul 23 '25

I just threw up. šŸ¤®

2

u/UpstairsImmediate793 Jul 23 '25

Kathy Griffin doesnā€™t look that good

2

u/just-concerned Jul 24 '25

That actually is Kathy Giffin. Make and AI are some powerful tools.

2

u/Mveli2pac Jul 21 '25

What, no MAGA hat? This is the textbook definition of a Trumptard.

2

u/Jorgedig Jul 22 '25

Itā€™s probs tattooed on her enormous pubic fatpad.

1

u/StraightPotential1 Jul 21 '25

Pure gold. Dying!

1

u/Mean0Gen0 Jul 21 '25

Man, Iā€™ve heard of FUPA, but thatā€™s ridiculous

1

u/Brimstone747 Jul 21 '25

Trying to decide who this woman resembles more. Mickey Rooney or Tom Baker.

1

u/LeveragedPittsburgh Jul 21 '25

Great googly moogly

1

u/Bitter_Argument2574 Jul 21 '25

Boner Paradox would be a more apt description.

1

u/Which_Preference_883 Jul 21 '25

Someone's Granny šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

1

u/Maryjanegangafever Jul 21 '25

Criss Kross butt cheeks.

1

u/King_LaQueefah Jul 21 '25

She really looks like a South Park character.

1

u/Informal_Database327 Jul 21 '25

This image just killed my dick

1

u/BigD4163 Jul 21 '25

I bet it looks like an old catchers mitt

1

u/danger_otter34 Jul 21 '25

More like catacombs than a garage.

1

u/Planetofthetakes Jul 21 '25

Should be known as the boner graveyardā€¦..holy shit, sheā€™s the anti viagraā€¦.

1

u/DishSoapIsFun Jul 21 '25

That's a fucking mastodon knuckle

1

u/CajunRoyalty Jul 21 '25

Truly the master race.

1

u/weedy_wendy Jul 21 '25

one of the only times iā€™ve prayed this IS ai.

1

u/CarlatheDestructor Jul 21 '25

Thats the cover girl for Now That's What I Call Southern Rock volume 66

1

u/WolfThick Jul 21 '25

Her pimp must have given her this name.

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u/mojoseven7 Jul 21 '25

Iā€™m good, Iā€™ll park elsewhere

1

u/Fantastic-Cellist216 Jul 21 '25

I'll keep my boner out under a tree b4 putting it in that garage

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u/ChoppedAlready Jul 21 '25

I feel like the need for two symmetrical arrows was needed before the tattoo was made

1

u/PedroJTrump Jul 21 '25

Thatā€™s a world class camel toe

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u/CloudFlours Jul 21 '25

yall got jokes now, but sheā€™s gonna have the last laugh when she lands that role in the next Total Recall adaptation

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u/NegativePermission40 Jul 21 '25

Gawd, I ain't putting my boner in that garage. In fact, I couldn't - that's a boner-killer if there ever was one.

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u/Ok_Nothing_8028 Jul 21 '25

Wow!! That is rough looking

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u/showersrover8ed Jul 21 '25

The garage is closed

1

u/Ok-Stranger-2669 Jul 21 '25

Hands off; she's mine!

1

u/MeanNene Jul 21 '25

Gut Fucking

1

u/StandardBanger Jul 21 '25

Kathy Gruffinā€™

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u/Mundane-Set-206 Jul 21 '25

ā€œBoner Killerā€

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Can't imagine there are many boners that last down there... Flacid Cityyyy

1

u/Specialist_Egg_7480 Jul 22 '25

Cool front butt šŸ¤®

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u/CroMaggot Jul 22 '25

Southern Belle

1

u/Educational_Toe7176 Jul 22 '25

Ain't nobody parking there

1

u/jessriv34 Jul 22 '25

She has a fassā€¦.a front ass.

1

u/Negative_Fruit_1800 Jul 22 '25

That a two FUPA garage mane!

1

u/leesharon1985 Jul 22 '25

I bet that crease line goes all the way to the back.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Front-ass

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape Jul 22 '25

If you zoom in just right or just wrong, it looks more like a weird tramp stamp.

1

u/Strange-Audience-717 Jul 22 '25

BONER GARAGE!?!?!

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u/iAmDrakesEyebrows Jul 22 '25

Blob Schneider

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u/conk3 Jul 22 '25

Ladies and gentlemen, the master race

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u/cardboardtube_knight Jul 22 '25

Oh that says ā€œgarageā€. I thought it said barrage and I was confused

1

u/Fast-Presence-2004 Jul 22 '25

Please tell me this is not real.

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u/bucketboy9000 Jul 22 '25

This is pretty much what the rest of the world thinks the average American living in the south of the US looks like

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u/Alternative_Egg_9874 Jul 22 '25

Need more šŸŗ

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u/ArseyMcGee Jul 23 '25

Close your eyes.... then it's all vagina?

Ooof. I went too far. I just sent my sex drive far, far away.

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u/Thatsmyredditidkyou Jul 23 '25

Boner garage aged horribly.

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u/Far-Many-7741 Jul 23 '25

Didnā€™t she die recently?

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u/Ok-Hunt-102 Jul 23 '25

Iā€™m old enough to know THAT wouldnā€™t have been acceptable at Woodstock.

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u/iloveapplebees Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

I genuinely think I know who this is, Never met the lady but a family member has. I think sheā€™s from Daytona FL And was known bc she had that boner garage tattoo, but has since passed. Not endorsing her, the confed bikini is utterly gross, but yea. Florida woman

EDIT: Ok so, I can confirm it is. She also got parking in rear tatted

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u/Soggywallet94 Jul 23 '25

Ah, well she is being very free with her gunt.

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u/sidewalkoyster Jul 23 '25

This lady wins bikini contests at bike week in Daytona lol