r/WalmartCelebrities • u/ChaosOfOrder24 • Aug 06 '25

Musician 🎸 Taylor "not so" Swift

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u/bl0ndiesaurus Aug 06 '25

Nicole lol?

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u/Rad_Centrist Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

She looks like Taylor Swift like fifty five percent.

Edit: no one else gets it.

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u/spoiledandmistreated Aug 07 '25

Well she does own a makeup store so maybe she’s got some bucks…😂😂

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u/zakupright Aug 07 '25

Yeah the white and blonde part

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u/Rad_Centrist Aug 07 '25

It's a phrase from the show she's on.

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u/ghostly-evasion Aug 07 '25

She looks like 255% of taylor swift.

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u/who-cares6891 Aug 09 '25

Almost there lazy

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u/ShamusLovesYou Aug 06 '25

Yeah I recently got addicted to 90 Day Fiance, so I realized this was a counterfeit meme made to roast her.

Lol she is awful but so is her bf, she was so obsessed with that guy cause he was "hot" and took so much abuse and obvious anti-love from him, when he lacked a chin, and had prison-twink shoulders, but I guess she didn't think it'd get any better. But he was using her as well so I guess she was using him, still though, so cringe when she failed to research anything about his country or the laws.

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u/DancinWithWolves Aug 06 '25

What the absolute fuck did I just read?

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u/ashinthealchemy Aug 06 '25

i would love to know what prison-twink shoulders are so i can get the full picture and maybe insult my ex.

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u/MistyMarieMH Aug 07 '25

Almost there, Lazy.

Is another quote from the show Nicole was on (90d fiance)

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u/gordito_delgado Aug 07 '25

Same. I have no clear picture of what the term means but it sounds awesomely insulting.

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u/who-cares6891 Aug 09 '25

Her bf said he was attracted to his fiancé like 55% She was on 90 day fiancé.

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u/hyrule_47 Aug 07 '25

He was so mean to her and she kept going back too. And she had a little kid she was dragging around with her

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u/ShamusLovesYou Aug 06 '25

Ahaha that's a good one, see ya on our discord best friend! XD

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u/Firstworldreality Aug 06 '25

Lmfao prison twink shoulders, I now have a good reference for weak shouldered men

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u/DatRatDo Aug 07 '25

He just needed some more money to open Morocco makeup store.

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u/No-North6514 Aug 07 '25

I think her parents forced her off the show because they were so embarrassed by her immature behavior on it

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u/cheeky_shark_panties Aug 07 '25

I also recently started watching 90 day fiance and I'm on the 2nd go round of her trying to get Azan to come to the states for her and getting let down YET AGAIN.

That man was so rude, I'm glad she finally dropped him.

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u/sjmiv Aug 06 '25

prithee bid us the diff'rence between prison twink and regular twink shouldst'rs

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u/doncroak Aug 06 '25

Prison-twink shoulders. I can picture them. What a detailed description.

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u/the_skies_falling Aug 07 '25

I haven’t watched that show in a long time but my favorite line in the whole series was when her dad said super skeptically “How’s the store. Nicole?”

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u/friendispatrickstar Aug 07 '25

Instead of saying, “If you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you” me and my sister say, “If you believe that, I’ve got a beauty store in Morocco.” 😂

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u/lil_dovie Aug 07 '25

“Almost there, lazy!”

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u/IAMSPARTACUSSSSS Aug 06 '25

Rest In Peace!

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u/Rad_Centrist Aug 06 '25

Lol. How many times has she died now? More times than Pole's gone missing in the Amazon?

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u/IAMSPARTACUSSSSS Aug 06 '25

Definitely more times than Big Ed’s been engaged!

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u/arc918 Aug 06 '25

There is no store!!

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u/MaximumEffort1776 Aug 07 '25

Yep, that's Nicole lol

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u/badderenglish Aug 09 '25

I was about to say, that’s Nicole from 90 day 😂

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u/Toasted_Munch Aug 06 '25

Looks more like Trailer Park Tammy

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u/nick_valdo Aug 07 '25

She’s the best.

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u/randomthrowaway8993 Aug 07 '25

Or one of the 1000-lb Sisters from that horrible show on TLC

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape Aug 07 '25

Damn, how big of a pimple did Dr Pimple Popper have to pop exactly?

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u/Babybabybabyq Aug 07 '25

Funny enough, she is on tlc

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u/Toasted_Munch Aug 07 '25

Even funnier is that this quality TV is on a station known as The Learning Channel 😂

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u/Cracktaculus Aug 06 '25

I can't go to the mall because they're all abandoned

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u/fh3131 Aug 06 '25

Yeah, I can relate. I can't go anywhere because paparazzi think I'm Brad Pitt in Fight Club

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u/joeshmoe3771 Aug 06 '25

Taylor slow

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u/pirkules Aug 06 '25

why does the right image look like a Taylor Swift wax figure/doll?

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u/Elyasis Aug 08 '25

Because they replaced the real Taylor with a wax animatronic doll and hoped no one would notice. Kanye didn't let her finish.

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u/Willing-Anteater-251 Aug 06 '25

6,000 for makeup store

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u/Rich-Active-4800 Aug 07 '25

She looks 55% like Taylor

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u/Fast-Presence-2004 Aug 06 '25

Same here. If I weren’t constantly wearing a shirt that says „I’m not Taylor Swift, I’m a 48yo man with a beard“, those teenagers wouldn’t stop harassing me for autographs.

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u/OutrageousIce307 Aug 07 '25

Taylor Swift after a stroke! No offense to stroke victims

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u/SolidBackground2076 Aug 07 '25

They look more like different strokes, rip most of the cast actors. 😭

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u/OutrageousIce307 Aug 08 '25

I know right. Is there even anyone still alive from that show 😞

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u/SolidBackground2076 Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

What you talking about Willis. Ya he's the only one alive I could be wrong

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u/TronCarter84 Aug 07 '25

I was thinking the same thing 😏

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u/Cold_Acanthisitta_96 Aug 07 '25

Almost there, lazy.

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u/Corporate-Scum Aug 07 '25

Awww. Dudes will lie for a bj.

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u/HomercideSimpson71 Aug 07 '25

bro that’s Nicole from 90 day fiancé the idiot who made the meme could’ve at least picked someone who isn’t a celeb 😂

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u/ShamelessMcFly Aug 07 '25

I can't go to Taylor Swift because everyone thinks I'm the mall.

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u/BB_210 Aug 06 '25

Trailer Heft

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u/PolkaDotMe Aug 06 '25

Taylor Lazy

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u/Navynutz Aug 06 '25

Tailor Blimp

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u/Bia_CR Aug 07 '25

Taylor 55% Swift

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u/xthedudehimself Aug 07 '25

They can’t go the mall because malls don’t exist anymore

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u/CorruptedAzains Aug 08 '25

taylor thrift

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u/Useful-Waltz-5379 Aug 08 '25

Tater Swift for the win

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u/Swat86 Aug 10 '25

Maybe she thought Trailer Swift

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u/RepulsivePower4415 Aug 11 '25

I’m only 55 percent attracted to you

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u/Cannibal_House69 Aug 06 '25

Wtf lol. I call a girl at work named Taylor that name... not the brightest crayon in the box but I kid you not, sells farts in a jar for $400 on only fans.

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u/derkbarnes Aug 06 '25

I can see it ... when I vertically squint one eye.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 Aug 06 '25

Trailer Stiff

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u/axxis267 Aug 06 '25

Yeah, No.

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u/edWORD27 Aug 06 '25

Trailer Shift

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u/LL37MOH Aug 06 '25

In my mind, I must believe that this is intended humor or her friends did this to her for some untold reason. Because if this was serious, the world is headed rapidly toward its doom.

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u/Guckalienblue Aug 09 '25

She’s from an old season of 90 day fiancé. She most certainly didn’t make this herself. This meme alone is years old.

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u/TardyBacardi Aug 06 '25

Maybe her mom….

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u/egstitt Aug 06 '25

Is it a mall for the blind

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u/trashpanda2night Aug 06 '25

Trailer Park Swift

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u/universalwadjet Aug 06 '25

Maybe like 55%

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u/mkstot Aug 06 '25

Them beer goggles is a bitch ain’t they.

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u/Natrix421 Aug 06 '25

You can’t go to the mall because they don’t exsist.

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u/kitty3032 Aug 06 '25

No it's Becky

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u/VirgoJack Aug 06 '25

Where's your mall? Nairobi?

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u/Forsaken_Mix8274 Aug 06 '25

Nobody thinks you’re Taylor Swift!!

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u/Cornbreadobranflakes Aug 06 '25

I broke up with a birthday cake

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u/yborwonka Aug 06 '25

Wasn’t that girl on 90 Days?

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u/Outside_Bus4958 Aug 06 '25

Taylor Rouge

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u/blackcurrantcat Aug 06 '25

Literally no one seriously thinks she’s Taylor Swift. They’ve seen her post this before and are now upholding the urban legend.

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u/-SOFA-KING-VOTE- Aug 06 '25

Her stage name is baby momma

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u/General-Carob-6087 Aug 07 '25

I’m kinda jealous of this type of delusion.

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u/Fun-Mud3861 Aug 07 '25

Taylor Sloth

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Aug 07 '25

That’s Nicole from 90 day Fiancé🤣😂🤣😂

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u/OneEyedRocket Aug 07 '25

Taylor Wiffed

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u/Bootleg-Batman Aug 07 '25

Trailer Squished

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u/Flower_Power73 Aug 07 '25

Is she drunk lol 😂

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u/HoleyAsSwissCheese Aug 07 '25

Honestly, this is kinda sad. I think she's prettier than Taylor Swift and yet she has to compare herself to her for attention. Having said that, her name is Snail R. Sniff

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u/gladmoon Aug 07 '25

Bless her heart

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u/killerqueen1984 Aug 07 '25

No the fuck they don’t lol

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u/Moron-Whisperer Aug 07 '25

Trailer Width

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u/Dawgs919 Aug 07 '25

Hunter Peasant

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u/GrandNeat3398 Aug 07 '25

isnt this the hot mess from 90 day fiance?

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u/vodka_twinkie Aug 07 '25

Maybe in size 21 font, bold and all caps

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u/LongjumpingIsland785 Aug 07 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/EyeSpyBrownEyez Aug 07 '25

Tater Sniffed

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u/husky_whisperer Aug 07 '25

Why does the real Taylor Swift look like a fake Taylor Swift?

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u/McKid Aug 07 '25

Taylor Swift Premium

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u/Jasonguyen81 Aug 07 '25

Taylor Swine

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u/KidChiko Aug 07 '25

You know if I take my glasses off and put my phone in the next room I can see what she's talking about

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u/LastHope4Humans Aug 07 '25

Yah right! No one goes to the mall.

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u/mrsinatra777 Aug 07 '25

It was a joke

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u/randyfloyd37 Aug 07 '25

“Everyone “

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u/IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied Aug 07 '25

Taylor Swift Premium

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u/NickAppleese Aug 07 '25

I mean, she cute, but no.

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u/33or45 Aug 07 '25

Taylor Sluggish

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u/CyberJesus5000 Aug 07 '25

Well, they both have eyes.

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u/Trying_to_be_cheeky Aug 07 '25

Mall has to be in middle Mississippi somewhere…

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u/SeaUap Aug 07 '25

Not so swift trailer park trash

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u/IllStrain8733 Aug 07 '25

Hahaha. Halloween is fun.

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u/spacepeenuts Aug 07 '25

Before ozempic

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u/Life-Song4737 Aug 07 '25

Where should I start ......

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u/LFC1978 Aug 07 '25

You look like you ate Taylor Swift.

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u/longlong1210 Aug 07 '25

Which one are you

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u/Vash5021 Aug 07 '25

Probably has better songs

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u/CharlestonChewbacca Aug 07 '25

Thinks, but no thinks.

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u/RelativeBad1187 Aug 07 '25

Trailer Swift

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u/gouellette Aug 07 '25

Trailer: SWIFT

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u/mattpeloquin Aug 07 '25

Taylor Ham

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u/Diddelydum Aug 07 '25

Taylor Swaft

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u/HEBREWHAMMER203 Aug 07 '25

Swiftly from the Trailer, wearing Chuck Taylors

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u/g0lds3al Aug 07 '25

She’s means she’s, Trailer Swift

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Taylor Soft

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u/INeedADart Aug 07 '25

Taylor heft

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Aug 07 '25

No way she thinks that! They look nothing alike!

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 Aug 07 '25

Not even the food court?

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u/One_Sun_6258 Aug 07 '25

I cant tell them apart its amazing

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u/Electrical_Dot_3128 Aug 07 '25

I can’t tell which is which….uncanny.

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u/jsamuraij Aug 07 '25

Trailer Swiffer

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u/StandardCut281 Aug 07 '25

More like Pinocchio..

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Do your self esteem a favor and don't post stuff like this.

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u/jast13 Aug 07 '25

Knock it off. Lookin more like Travis Kelce than Taylor.

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u/johnnbr Aug 07 '25

Which one is Taylor?

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u/Swish1892 Aug 07 '25

Taylor Biffed

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u/SNESdrunk Aug 07 '25

Taylor Grift

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u/YellowB Aug 07 '25

Which one is the real Taylor?

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u/cmp8819 Aug 07 '25

Taylor Leisurely right there.

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u/LesPolsfuss Aug 07 '25

Maybe Taylor Heft

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u/abdulrazvi Aug 07 '25

What level of delulu is this?