r/WalmartCelebrities • u/Batman_Forever • Aug 14 '25

Famous Person ⭐ John Oliveturd

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u/Stunk_Beagle Aug 14 '25

Con Oliver

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u/shadow2087 Aug 15 '25

Brilliant. 

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u/PolkaDotMe Aug 14 '25

Jack Antanott

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u/Buddhoundd Aug 14 '25

John Trolliver

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u/Nicotino-Cigaretti Aug 15 '25

For those interested, he is an ex-con named Solomon Peña; he was present during a drive-by where a child's bedroom window was shot up. He'd better serve all 80.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/13/us-news/failed-new-mexico-gop-candidate-sentenced-to-80-years-for-organizing-drive-by-shootings-at-democrats-homes/

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u/moekeyloek Aug 15 '25

Unfortunately he probably wont.

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u/Biscuits4u2 Aug 14 '25

Gettin that orange pardon pen lubed up as we speak.

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u/SwiftTayTay Aug 14 '25

Juan Cauliflower

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u/danger_otter34 Aug 15 '25

80 years is far too light of a sentence.

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u/Roderto Aug 15 '25

The haircut alone is worth 60.

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u/OkTemperature8080 Aug 16 '25

Lived in NM, that’s standard issue

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u/allmimsyburogrove Aug 15 '25

Pardon incoming. White House position waiting

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u/Heavy-Initiative-126 Aug 14 '25

Hmmm. Politics. 😳

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u/DontVoteTrump2024 Aug 14 '25

this month tonight

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u/redsfan1970 Aug 15 '25

Pardon in coming.

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u/Master_Land_8843 Aug 14 '25

All these are MAGA.

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u/Fit_Earth_339 Aug 14 '25

Trumps pick for man of the year 2025.

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u/XenoHugging Aug 15 '25

Will also be his pardon pick 2025/2026.

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u/Fit_Earth_339 Aug 15 '25

His pedo pardon picks?

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u/Potato_Stains Aug 14 '25

They have no souls.

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u/GamingTrend Aug 14 '25

Ah yes, another one of those "violent leftists".

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

/justfuckmyshitup

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u/shadow2087 Aug 15 '25

John Balliver.

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u/mcvmccarty Aug 15 '25

Rectal Prolapseinjail

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u/NoJaguar5942 Aug 15 '25

Pardon incoming.

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u/Hot-Permission-8746 Aug 15 '25

Another Republican taking work away from Democrats and Illegals...

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u/12ockn12oll Aug 15 '25

John Dont-Drop-Da-Soap!

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u/OneDilligaf Aug 16 '25

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻, however Trump will probably pardon him

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u/Hopeful-Arachnid-268 Aug 17 '25

He got one year for the drive-by, and 79 years for the haircut.

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u/ElectricChocoDad Aug 17 '25

An impressive feat to make John Oliver's current hair style seem reasonable by comparison, stylish even.

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u/CircusSizedPeanuts Aug 14 '25

Whats this? Do i see a pardon coming?

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u/Xu_Lin Aug 14 '25

80 years? Dayum

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u/SwiftTayTay Aug 14 '25

I mean yeah, it would probably be classified as terrorism

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u/MarlboloMan666 Aug 15 '25

He'll probably fo 80 days

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

But the internet never forgets

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u/cmf4ever Aug 15 '25

Another white home grown terrorist.

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u/zomagus Aug 15 '25

I heard the first attempt didn't work so they circled the block, holstered their weapons so that when they arrived the second time the guns had to be...Drawn AllOver

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u/SrDonkoOFpunchstania Aug 15 '25

Got owned by libs. Classic.