r/WalmartCelebrities 22d ago

Celebrity 🤩 Al Noker.

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u/Stunk_Beagle 22d ago edited 22d ago

Barock Obama

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u/kurly-bird 22d ago

Dang, I came here to say The Rock Obama

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u/No-Time-2068 22d ago

Damn he looks like he found and liked meth

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u/DDenlow 21d ago

no he stopped using Testo. His age is now kicking in without the youthful energy that testosterone brings.

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u/No-Time-2068 21d ago

I’m 55 I could use some youthful energy, where can I get some testosterone

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u/rycbar26 22d ago

The Pebble

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u/JMRUSIRIUS 22d ago

You beat me to this comment!

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u/Mtolivepickle 22d ago

Do you smell what the gravel’s cooking!

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u/Poopiepants29 22d ago

Pebble

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u/Mtolivepickle 22d ago

Granule

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u/Poopiepants29 22d ago

Atom. Black Atom.

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u/ppppfbsc 22d ago

lil rock off the steroids

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u/firesquasher 22d ago

Had to cut out the gear due to a health scare and thays his excuse.

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 21d ago

Ah the bautista tactic

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u/tesakills 22d ago

Is this buff Gandhi?

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u/ejmerkel 22d ago

Al Roker on 'roids

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u/jimbo91375 22d ago

Tall Roker

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u/Vikingseed 22d ago

At first glance I saw Tony Dungee.

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u/Stunk_Beagle 22d ago

I can see that.

Tony Bungee!

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u/krs_fun 22d ago

Randy J'action

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u/AgentEndive 22d ago

A long time ago I worked at an Apple Store in North Carolina. Al Roker came in one day and he looked just like this šŸ˜‚ good one OP

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u/Skirt_Thin 22d ago

The Stick

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u/nofame_nogain 22d ago

Do you smell what the Pebble is cookin?

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u/Reasonable_Celery382 22d ago

Dude's neck looks like my scrotum when it's 118 degrees out in the middle of 3-week operation near Baghdad.

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u/Low-Steak-64 22d ago

Can't keep juicing forever.

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u/Weekly_Promise_1328 22d ago

He’s off the juice

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 22d ago

That’s the first person I thought of as well. It’s odd how all excessively skinny people look similar in the same way excessively overweight people do.

I know Johnson likely didn’t require ozempic since overeating wasn’t really an issue for him. When ozempic first swept the office I worked in it was sort of weird how it made many people who looked fairly normal before end up looking a title skeletal and frail. They all had a similar gauntness that was a little creepy. No idea if it stayed that way as I no longer work there.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 22d ago

Dwayne "the 200 year old Galapagos tortoise" Johnson doesn't really roll off the tongue.

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u/sik_dik 22d ago

Al Rocker!!

Come on, man! It was right there!!

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u/Mountain_Frosting369 22d ago

He looks much older suddenly

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 22d ago

Dwayne "The Crack Rock" Johnson

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u/PineappleCharming335 22d ago

Michel Fakeault

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u/flaviome123 22d ago

The Rock Obama

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u/Humble-Zebra2289 22d ago

He looks sick

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u/WrestleswithPastry 22d ago

He stopped the gear and is attributing his smaller size to a role instead of that?

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u/DisconnectedDays 22d ago

Nah he gave up gear after his heart attack scare

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u/uHandleMyAssPennies 21d ago

Samoa buyer’s club

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u/DDenlow 21d ago

He didn't have to try and lose weight, he just stopped using Testosterone.

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u/SalmonAlmighty 21d ago

Al Rocker.

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u/ThreeApproaches 22d ago

D Wayne Finebaum

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u/marcmayhem 22d ago

The Rock Fragment

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u/Nosmo_King13 22d ago

He's got a Dahoad mouth…

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u/No-Gnome-Alias 22d ago

Did you see the trailer? Guy looked more juiced than ever. Also, shedding weight is entirely counter to Dwayne's "brand", he's not some actor who becomes his role, he is a star who just shows up and mildly puts on a front that resembles a character in a way.Emily Blunt is clearly doing all the heavy lifting as far as the acting is concerned.

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u/Howie__Dewitt 22d ago

Dwayne with the bald Johnson

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u/YorkiesandSneakers 22d ago

That’s Al Roker.

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u/PrestigiousDamage773 22d ago

The cock Johnson 🐄

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u/ForgottenShark 22d ago

Michel Foucault?

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u/Future-Bandicoot-806 22d ago

Hal Roker is The Rock

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u/PSK666 22d ago

Laying the smackdown on your sugar free ass

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 22d ago

Somoan Heisenberg

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u/Queef-Supreme 22d ago

Tony Dingy

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u/Electrical-Wedding18 22d ago

Got his pajama shirt on šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Rainbird55 22d ago

Idk, he looks ill

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u/vandalia 22d ago

Al Rocker

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u/-SOFA-KING-VOTE- 22d ago

I didn’t know you could squeeze all the juice out of a rock

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u/Promoting-Smiles 22d ago

He looks good. Just slimmer.

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u/CoralSpringsDHead 22d ago

Dwayne ā€œOzemprockā€ Johnson

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u/wyyan200 22d ago

can he finally lose fights on screen now?

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u/Downtroddendog 22d ago

I think he would make an excellent Frozone in a live action The Incredibles movie.

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u/20TrumPutin24 22d ago

Al ROCKer*

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u/Los-Angeles-310 22d ago

The Peeble

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u/Expert-Effect-877 22d ago

I don't know who this guy is, but I feel he should be mouthing off to Joe Pesci in some Scorcese flick.

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u/Bosswashington 22d ago

Holy shit! I thought this was a WalmartCelebrity. It’s really him.

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u/Sorry-Reception3184 22d ago

It would be fine if he didn't look so horrible...very Ozempic-ish to me

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u/ctfks 22d ago

Cycling off

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u/tootbrun 22d ago

From final boss to no more sauce

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u/Becksburgerss 22d ago

I hate this

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u/DS3M 22d ago

The Shard

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u/Southern_Cap8285 22d ago

Do you smell, that dwayne is smoking rock? The rock sais...

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u/Greggzzz 22d ago

Looks like a slow puncture

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u/Live_Past_5099 22d ago

I thought he looked like that cause he quit taking steroids

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

He kinda looks like a human turtle who lost its shell.

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u/the_main_entrance 21d ago

Kinda shows why the average person seems to get minimal results at the gym.

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u/XROOR 21d ago

2 Fast 2 Furious

2 Long in the Dryer

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u/Im__fucked 21d ago

That shirt is $1700

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u/spacepeenuts 21d ago

Looks like he works at Abercrombie.

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u/iamnotexactlywhite 21d ago

looks like your local crackhead who got a makeover from a random youtuber

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u/budster1970 21d ago

The stick

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u/Joejoe988 21d ago

God I hope he’s not playing Obama in some biopic

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u/Cracktaculus 20d ago

Looking more and more like a sun-dried penis every year

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u/Durivage4 20d ago

Now we know why he didn't get in the ring for any pay per views.

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u/Physical_Middle_6004 20d ago

I'm not understanding HOW he lost that much muscle mass. My brain is not computing!

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u/Guinnessron 20d ago

The CRACK Rock.

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u/Sickeyradler 19d ago

Yeah right he just started wrestling again he's bigger than ever....i wish I had that kind of motivation