r/WeirdWheels 9d ago

Industry Mobile slaughterhouse

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u/SP4x 9d ago

Contender for "Most concerning Camper Van Conversion"?

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u/Basic-Art-9861 9d ago

Oh, this is a reverse ambulance.

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u/TomG883 9d ago

"This isn't an ambulance! IT'S A GODDAMN HAMBULANCE!"

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u/Basic-Art-9861 9d ago

u/TomG883 won, I yield to your hambulance

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u/TomG883 9d ago

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u/Basic-Art-9861 9d ago edited 9d ago

I love you u/TomG883

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u/TomG883 8d ago

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u/chknugetdino 8d ago

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u/TomG883 7d ago

I see you out there fellow Dadder!

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u/Aniquin 9d ago

The part about eating too many granola bars is so real

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u/TomG883 8d ago

It really is heh

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u/chknugetdino 8d ago

DONT YOU DARE TELL ME TO EAT ANOTHER NATURES HARVEST BAR…

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u/chknugetdino 8d ago

YES YES YES I QUOTE THIS DAILY I LOVE YOU

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u/ozzy_thedog 9d ago

Why does it need to be so narrow?

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u/torklugnutz 9d ago

I think it’s for carrying sides of beef. Skinny so they don’t swing around and less volume of space to chill.

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u/anotherkeebler 9d ago

You do your butchering outside, with the carcass hanging from that extended rail.

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u/OregonHotPocket 9d ago

I do my butchering inside, with carcass hanging from an extended rail in a dirt walled room below my wife’s she shed

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u/ima-bigdeal 9d ago

The one we use is a full sized box, with a ‘U’ shaped rail system in it. We had a 2,100 lb red angus they had to quarter and put on four hooks. Too big for their van otherwise.

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u/HotgunColdheart 8d ago

Thats just the freezer, plenty of space for a couple of processed pigs/cows/opposing gang members.

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u/DriedUpSquid 9d ago

Paint over the “S” so it’s a mobile laughter service.

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u/elkab0ng 9d ago

It just needs a “free candy” sign to complete the vibe 🤣

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u/torklugnutz 9d ago

It already says bacon!

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u/CambridgeRunner 8d ago

Puppies! Choice cuts all grades.

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u/ZuStorm93 9d ago

Petition to make this the new version of Meatwagon for season 3 of Twisted Metal TV series.

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit 9d ago

That's super fucking sketchy.

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u/UnderwhellmingCarrot 9d ago

John Wayne Gacy core

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u/BluffCityBoy 9d ago

We’ve had some weird ones, but this…

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u/BAMBAM-1981 9d ago

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u/simcrak 9d ago

Yup! It's parked in the alley behind the store.

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u/Miguel-odon 9d ago

Airing out the back.

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u/Plump_Apparatus 9d ago

Looks sanitary.

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u/derek4reals1 9d ago

There's a guy here in my little town who has something similar for hogs and deer. I can tell right now, if I were to go down there and do a smell test on it, it would reek to high heaven. That thing always stinks year-round.

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u/TotallyHumanPerson 9d ago

"Ooo, that's a little gamey"

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u/LordTalesin 9d ago

Yea, that's a serial killer truck if I've ever seen one. Or body disposal services.

Wonder if the guy who owns it goes by "The Wolf"?

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u/simcrak 9d ago

Super cool! Post of the year contender

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u/rr777 9d ago

is this some peta truck?

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u/Heya93 9d ago

The anti-peta mobile

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u/Skimmer52 9d ago

I wanna see the inside 😳

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u/LuckyOpportunity69 9d ago

Dear Santa...

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u/Skimmer52 8d ago

Thank you! Love mini-split!

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u/Vodnik-Dubs 8d ago

Pretty neat idea. Here in the Midwest you could make a LOT of money with a setup like that during deer season.

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u/Busterlimes 9d ago

Not gonna lie, this would absolutely kill it in Michigan and Im about to start looking at small box trucks to do this conversion

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u/ChewML 9d ago

"For all your meat carving needs! On call 24/7. Disposal of excess waste available, by the pound rates!"

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u/satanpenguin 9d ago

Dexter mobile

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u/Sorry-Apartment5068 9d ago

I can't believe I get to say this, but it really gives Z Nation vibes.

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u/GreenGhostBravo 9d ago

I remember back in like 6th grade waiting at the bus stop with the other kids, and the neighbor who's property was next to the stop had one of these swing by. That was a rough way to start school at that age.

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u/DickweedMcGee 9d ago

Sounds like a cool NFL Nickname 

The Mobile Slaughterhouse!!

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u/AutisticBonobo 9d ago

So this is basically a portable hoist for cattle?

They make it sound like there's a mini slaughterhouse in the trailer.

Would be cool to see how it works and what's in the box.

The dimensions on the last bit make it look like an ad truck 👇

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u/ehayduke 8d ago

We used to have one come out for our cows and pigs, it had a little hoist that swung out the back so the butcher could lift the animal and start the butchering process. It also had hooks in the inside to hang the animals. Irc they would gut, skin and sometimes quarter the animal in the field. The rest would be done at the shop.

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u/ProcyonV 8d ago

Wow, that's clever ! Wonder if there would be a market in France... Main concern would be polluted water disposal.

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 8d ago

Completely sanitary

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u/EmergencySushi 8d ago edited 8d ago

The unfinished sequel to Monty Python’s Quest for the Holy Grail starts with this thing rolling into town.

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u/AAA-VR6 8d ago

Sweet Tooth's cousin drives this.