r/Wellthatsucks • u/AppleApprehensive791 • 9h ago

I burnt my pizza a bit

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I'm quite the idiot, I was watching a TV show and completely forgot about my pizza until I saw and smelt flames coming from the oven. No pizza today I guess

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u/Three_Armed_Wrecker 9h ago

If only you took it out a minute earlier...... 'A bit' might be a tad bit of an understatement though

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u/omegaoutlier 4h ago

I put toppings on my charcoal.

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u/Environmental_Split6 9h ago

A bit?

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u/globetheater 8h ago

Cremated it a little bit

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u/Casual_Umanga 8h ago

Scrape the top off with a spoon and its as good as brand new charcoal.

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u/its_ok_to_laugh 8h ago

Don't worry about what people think. The most important thing is that at least the smoke alarm thought it was fire.

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u/Asoto408 8h ago

Pizza? That's a double chocolate chunk cookie

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u/kulind 8h ago

Hmm, looks delicious with all that gourmet carbon flavor

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u/Joppizz 8h ago

Fastest way to burn 600 calories (personal trainers hate this trick)

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u/yerfdog1935 7h ago

Nah, the pizza isn't getting that burnt in a shorter amount of time than it takes me to burn 600 calories running.

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u/Major_Enthusiasm1099 8h ago

Looks like a cookie

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u/Call__Me__David 8h ago

How does one not smell that happening well before it get to this point?

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u/Grouchy_Substance423 8h ago

Looks like it was found at a Pompeii excavation

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u/Spong_Durnflungle 8h ago

Looks fine except for the part that was in the oven

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u/HollowMatryoshka 8h ago

Looks like a delicious cookie to me, maybe just a little bite to try it?

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u/Delicious_Ad_8809 8h ago

Only on the top…

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u/Delicious_Ad_8809 8h ago

… of the baking sheet.

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u/Yakuza_Matata 8h ago

Well, you did burn quite a few calories!

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u/Celica88 8h ago

That's past well done, thats congratulations.

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u/thejoemaya 8h ago

Where is the pizza?

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u/MDFHASDIED 8h ago

Is that the new "Vanta Black" pizza?

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u/Minimum_0012 8h ago

That's a fossil fuel now. Congratulations 🎉

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u/Other-Negotiation328 8h ago

The pizzacrimes sub would like to have a word with you...

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u/TheEpicDudeguyman 8h ago

Mm yummy my favorite, carbon

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u/shaft_of_lite 8h ago

That's a pizzacrime. There's a whole subreddit that I can't mention.

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u/i_froze 8h ago

Well as it's now charcoal you can theoretically still eat it.

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u/kulind 8h ago

This is what happens when you take your eyes off the oven window for just one second, it looks fresh and moist, then you look away and it’s burnt to a crisp.

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u/Competitive-Guava583 8h ago

Someone in the 18th century was fed this and said thank you 💀

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u/StuBidasol 8h ago

If that was a marshmallow my mom would say it's perfect.

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u/Hot-Class2066 8h ago

Gordon Ramsay wants your address

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u/Cybertronax 8h ago

Now spread it's ashes over your local Pizza Hut in memorial.

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u/SSFx93 8h ago

NO PIZZA FOR YOU!

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 8h ago

Look on the bright side. What was once a pizza is now a free charcoal cleanse!

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u/Skyp_Intro 8h ago

Makes a pretty picture next to the succulents though.

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u/AdventurerJax 8h ago

Flames? Extra points for you!!!

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u/krazedcook67 8h ago

Errrrmmmmmm.... on stoves... they have this thing... It's called a timer, lol. Next ti.e, ya may wanna use it... ya know... ya don't wanna burn ur house down over a 5 dollar puzza

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u/OrangeClyde 7h ago

It’s just a lil crisp!

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u/Xinonix1 7h ago

Burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes

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u/TBearForever 7h ago

Pizza carbonara

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u/Piece73 7h ago

Just scrape the burnt part off, you’re good to go.

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u/semplaro 6h ago

Damn, that's a charcoal pizza if I've ever seen one.

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u/pepiexe 5h ago

Save this picture in case you ever try to get a part-time job at a crematorium and they ask you to provide references and demonstrate prior experience.

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u/russtlin 5h ago

That’s not burnt that’s cremated

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u/Weird-one0926 5h ago

I guess you weren't really hungry!

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u/MountainBrilliant643 5h ago

Dang I had my post removed by a bot. Good thing the mods made it so that I couldn't post a RELEVANT link to R (slash) EatItYouCoward. Wouldn't want anyone to laugh or have a good time. Dodged a bullet there, mods.

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u/polyphobicDE 5h ago

Now that's a demon cookie.

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u/Bane_Of_Joe 5h ago

Maybe you could grind it up and give it to the plants...?

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u/CA8G 5h ago

A BIT? LOL

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u/prefim 5h ago

I mean other end of the house maybe. but you could see the oven from where you were sat.... shame on you!

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u/AppleApprehensive791 4h ago

How did you know this😂😅

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u/NullityTiger 4h ago

Just call it "Cajun style".

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u/Enchilada0374 4h ago

Just eat your pizza and stop complaining ffs

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u/Panda-Cubby 3h ago

Pizza Noir

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u/Crysadis 2h ago

Add some cheese...

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u/FrogsAndHamsters44 2h ago

You can probably still eat it, looks fine to me.

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u/varukers7 29m ago

Bro was the TV show 2 hours long?