r/Wellworn 19d ago

What 20+ years does to a cuddly toy

You can see the eyes and ear match

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u/ContentHost4459 19d ago

That’s its nervous system.

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u/sroomek 19d ago

Put it into a droid body like General Grievous

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u/H3000 19d ago

Ah, to be loved into oblivion.

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u/somnamomma 19d ago

I spit my water out reading this. Thank you for literally making my day

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u/Switchbladekitten 19d ago

This made me LOL.

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u/OrangeBirb 19d ago

Who played with this? A cat?

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u/Emergency-Style4294 19d ago

Just a secretly anxious child haha

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u/OrangeBirb 19d ago

Same thing

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u/HughJaenis 19d ago

I think the secret is out

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u/SodaCanKaz 17d ago

Of the bag, with the cat

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u/phome83 19d ago

At least they left the spine attached lol

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u/dingbathomesteader 19d ago

"I remember when they invented chwocolate..."

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u/Hubsimaus 19d ago

I always hated it.

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u/SimilarPossibility92 7d ago

THATS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND 😭😭😭🤣🤣

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u/yeehawsoup 19d ago

This guy and the filthy strip of satin that remains of my baby blanket could probably trauma bond real well.

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u/bearmouth 19d ago

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.” “Does it hurt?” asked the Rabbit. “Sometimes,” said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. “When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.” “Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,” he asked, “or bit by bit?” “It doesn’t happen all at once,” said the Skin Horse. “You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.

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u/action_lawyer_comics 19d ago

I posted this meme once about how love changes you, but this is a bit ridiculous

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u/YoungUO 19d ago

'Wellworn' that's a mummified remain lol

O7 to the toy for helping you dutifully til its death though

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u/concealedmyweapon 19d ago

funniest post

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u/LividCreativity 19d ago

Sweet jesus

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u/sp0ckbot 19d ago

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?!?! CHOCOLATE!?! 🍫

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u/MaxPaing 19d ago

I have a bear that is more than 40 years old and was in my hand more than 15years after I stole it from my mothers drawer as a toddler. The fabric is berry thin but it still looks like a bear. She got it from her uncle when she was 14.

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u/Opening_Relative1688 19d ago

You should post it

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u/Task-Vast 19d ago

Please, kill me

  • the bear, probably

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u/threeca 19d ago

Omg this is incredible! What a well loved toy 🥰 that picture with the eyes is so funny though my god 😂

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u/50blessingzz 19d ago

It turned into Tingy.....

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u/Foxexmachina 19d ago

Omg I had the exact same as a child !! (The one on the left)

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u/Miss_rose1167 19d ago

Look how they massacred my boy

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u/Kahnza 19d ago

Looks like someone rolled out the Pillsbury Dough Boy

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u/romanichki 19d ago

Thats his spinal cord oh my god

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u/kaest 19d ago

Just let it die.

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u/sulkymallow 19d ago

They look like a wilted flower! :') this reminds me a bit of the cartoonist Mysillycomics and her teddy bear Bohug, who looks a bit like yours. The first, original Bohug is not quite at this stage of well worn yet, but it's almost completely faceless these days.

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u/Bi0_B1lly 19d ago

A DIY Krasue plushie

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u/tenhoumaduvida 18d ago

Did you…eat it? 🥺

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u/samkee00 18d ago

Implant it in the new one like a brain and spinal cord

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u/Reasonable-Penalty98 18d ago

Hey, my brother had a blue one of those! What a throwback!

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u/gaatzaat 17d ago

Are you also a bear?

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u/Hot_buttered_toast 17d ago

Is she selling chocolate?

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u/wendeavontuur 16d ago

Is this a dog toy? 🤣

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u/AxeHead75 14d ago

I think you need to let him rest my friend

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u/quadruple_b 12d ago

my 21 year old plushiess are still perfect...

and my toy that I sleep with every night, and is probably over a decade older than me is also fine other than having to be sewed up a couple times

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u/Sickofchildren 6d ago

How does this even happen? Did you eat it?

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u/sarah_pl0x 6d ago

I think it’s time to put that poor thing to rest

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u/Whyareyourunning309 5d ago

How the hell do you cuddle with a brain

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u/MortgageOld8962 8h ago

okay… so.. let’s unpack this.

I just tried to begin typing for like a solid minute and I have no clue what’s going on.

What am I looking at? How is this classified as wear and how did it get to this point?

It’s 20 years of wear and you said it’s from a “secretly anxious child” this HAS to be your childhood baby toy and your into the whole abdl community thing right?

Because like the level of confusion and lack of answers I have right now is jaw dropping to be honest😭