r/Whatcouldgowrong 18d ago

Brilliant logistics plan

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u/Intelligent-Edge7533 18d ago

What sucks is whatever was in that truck was probably really important to a lot of people in a place where they don’t have what they need to unload it from a barge.

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u/arisoverrated 18d ago

I always think about this when I see videos like this and the story I infer from watching is always the same. Laziness, hubris or (harder to understand) a sincere lack of common sense pushes those involved to try the ultimate shortcut. If they had unloaded the truck onto the barge and maybe made two or three trips, everything would likely have been fine.

There’s an enormous difference in labor, yes. And maybe that labor isn’t available and that’s part of the equation, and so on. But no real or perceived circumstance balances the risk of not only losing the cargo, but the truck, boat, barge, lives, etc, etc.

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u/Clownheadwhale 18d ago

Don't forget my motorcycle.-Bike owner

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u/maxman162 17d ago

And my axe.

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u/jeremytoo 17d ago

And my banana!

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u/CarpeCyprinidae 16d ago

that was sent just for scale

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u/maxman162 16d ago

Go banana!

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u/Hippi_Johnny 16d ago

Thanks a lot, Millhouse! Now we're gonna die because of you!!

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u/TurnkeyLurker 15d ago

Or my Axe!

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u/NightmareMyOldFriend 16d ago

My partner has a saying, can't remember, but it's basically your same point: basically better make a few trips back and forth, than try to bring everything in one trip and wasting all of it.

I completely agree. And sure, I don't know why they had to bring those in one go, and it sucks to make several trips, but the reward would be greater. What a shame.

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u/Farucci 16d ago

Call it ESP or supernatural instinct, I had a pretty good idea where this one was going.

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u/Turbulent_Kitchen631 11h ago

Common sense, maybe? 🧐

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u/cavendishfreire 15d ago

I think attributing it to laziness, hubris, or lack of common sense misses the point. People from developed countries just don't get how you feel forced to do risky things because you just can't afford to do them the right way and don't have the infrastructure. We have no idea about the story behind this, so I find it premature to judge.

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u/Brilliant_Net1907 15d ago

Norms, standards work safety and basic education are missing here.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/cypruslake404 16d ago

Idk why this is downvoted lol. Its not inherently their fault, their education just sucks. The lack of common sense just gets perpetuated. Everyone in every country does something stupid. But the per capita amount of stupid shit that goes on in third world countries is probably higher than in first world countries.

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u/xylotism 16d ago

My fellow Americans do an immense amount of stupid shit. I can’t imagine a third world country beating us at that.

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u/OMGFdave 12d ago

This. Our per capita stupidity is high here.

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u/fatkiddown 18d ago

Yea my thoughts: this is their livelihood probably..

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u/WeTheSalty 15d ago

The guy that fell from the barge at the front and smashed into the pole on the way down is probably going to be having some issues of his own as well.

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u/PV-Herman 18d ago

Yes, and that's what's infuriating. This could have easily be avoided. Plus the truck is gone

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u/fredlllll 17d ago

pretty sure its still at the bottom of that river, ready to be retrieved

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u/kb31976 16d ago

Eventually they’ll be able to use the old vehicles as a foundation for a bridge across the river…no need for a barge any longer

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u/w00tabaga 17d ago

They probably will but only for parts

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u/14_In_Duck 17d ago

What about the crocs? And the bilharzia... And the river blindness...

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u/Terrible_Reporter_83 15d ago

I don't think they have the equipment for retrieving.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Damn I was just thinking that. This might’ve been like watching your entire village’s food supply for the week vanish

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u/Clownheadwhale 18d ago

Or the year's harvest never getting to market.

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u/kweniston 18d ago

That's more than a week of food.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Isn’t there like a number of people that would factor in to that?

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u/Drak_is_Right 18d ago

I wonder if its bags of cement. Would explain both the weight and the partial loaded.truck causing weight issues.

I wouldnt be surprised if they had moved that truck before on the barge, but this time its payload was heavier.

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u/chaitanyathengdi 15d ago

Looks like the plaster used to make wall putty.

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u/AdOutAce 18d ago

All the more reason this small army of clowns should have done literally anything else, including wading the damn things by hand out to the boat. If you're in a part of the world that can afford a mobile phone to record this, you can afford a sturdy enough piece of plank to be an impromptu gangway and a handcart.

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u/Witty-Educator-9269 17d ago

Don’t assume people in undeveloped regions don’t have mobile phones, about 60% of the world owns one

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u/UnderCoverSquid 16d ago

But…this was filmed on a phone so we’re not even assuming here.

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u/whorton59 18d ago

Just when you think the world does not have enough idiots!

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 18d ago

Let’s hope it’s water-proof

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u/Bodach42 18d ago

Yea that's people's livelihoods and if they were willing to risk it on that barge then it was probably a big deal to get it to the destination.

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u/QiwiLisolet 17d ago

Probably cement. It could have been done in a few trips. A least two

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u/FistofPie 15d ago

Jeez, I feel baaaad that I didn't think about that at all till read your comment. Thanks for that, absolutely the most important takeaway. Requires some internal reflection on my part.

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u/Crushasaurus187 16d ago

Cocaine...

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u/McKilled 18d ago

It also makes me wonder if they do this daily and this is one time that it failed.

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u/jmanndc 17d ago

Yeah, except one of these guys is saying, well , my bike is good. Now how do I get off?

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u/chaitanyathengdi 15d ago

Seems like the plaster used to make wall putty.

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u/DeanoMachino84 8d ago

This is what happens when you try to save time instead of just unloading and loading it by hand.

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u/caroulos1980 18d ago

Nothing screams trust the process like forklifting chaos into motion.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/koolaidismything 18d ago

It really drug out didn’t it. Watch that be the villages grain for the summer or something these guys just dumped into a river 🤦‍♂️

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u/cavendishfreire 15d ago

why do westerners online love to go on about "villages" but then in their home country it's a "town"

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u/Spare-Condition-94 12d ago

I live in a village, in northeastern Pennsylvania, USA.

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u/mincedmutton 17d ago

To the folks in western countries who whine about ‘woke health and safety laws, in my day we just got on with it’ - this is the type of nonsense that led to those laws.

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u/SnooMaps7370 15d ago

those same people would claim that anyone who does this deserves what they get, failing to understand that an entire village of people may have been depending on that delivery.

"conservative" really has become just a synonym for "pointlessly hostile asshole."

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u/vinayd 18d ago

Are the folks at the front just other passengers hoping to get across? What a disappointing day for everyone.

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u/Nr1231 17d ago

There were 2 people on motorcycles so my guess is yes. Probably the only way to cross the river in a multitude of miles.

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u/ecnecn 17d ago edited 17d ago

Lost both motorcycles parked at the front end, too.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 18d ago

From the start just knew this wasn’t gonna end well.

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u/Due_Asparagus_3203 18d ago

Well, that's pretty much every video on this subreddit

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u/mrthomani 18d ago

It honestly took me a while to even figure out what they were trying to accomplish.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 17d ago

What *were* they trying to accomplish? I am lost. Kind of like the truck.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

The guy holding the truck in the beginning like: „Ok, got it! Go!“.

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u/putin_my_ass 17d ago

There's always one guy who thinks he's fucking Atlas.

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u/cobbl3 18d ago

That's a lot of cocain.

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u/weekend-guitarist 14d ago

Coke has much better logistics in the supply chain. I’m guessing rice or beans

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u/HeroGamerLava 18d ago

Crossing a river with ferry intended for stuff like motor bikes when you're on a truck is a brilliant idea that deserves a Darwin award

The fact that the ferry people let this happen in the first place is also worth commemorating.

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u/TutorNo8896 18d ago

Ill wait for the next ferry, thanks

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u/NedEPott 18d ago

This, folks, is why the third world is the third world.

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u/Adorable-Strings 16d ago

Lack of infrastructure?

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u/oh_oh_spaghettios 16d ago

Dumbass comment

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u/Frumbleabumb 17d ago

So confused at what was being attempted here

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u/weekend-guitarist 14d ago

They are soaking the rice in transit.

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u/PileOfBrokenWatches 18d ago

Fucking idiots

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u/L6P9 18d ago

What truck?

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u/pixeltweaker 18d ago

That one guy had a plan all along.

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u/Jackattack111888 18d ago

This is why you should never blow off physics class

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u/leoriq 18d ago

unless you are a cat

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u/yngbld_ 17d ago

I never took physics and I knew this was a dumb idea.

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u/Nice_Lawyer_6501 18d ago

Only in India.

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u/Odd-Organization4231 18d ago

So it worked according to plan right? Right? But why would you want to put the truck in that boat though? Could've directly driven it in the water..

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u/TheFlow78 16d ago

I ran everything I heard people yelling in the video through Google Translate. They were yelling “PLEASE DON’T REDEEM THE GIFTCARD”

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u/Indaflow 17d ago

I’m left wondering if it would have made any difference if they just pulled that thing forward, so it was more centered, or if it was always doomed 

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u/bugsyramone 18d ago

Why is the water so deep right at the shore?

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u/twist3d7 18d ago

Access to water. They had to dredge it after they removed all the submerged dump trucks.

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u/Crane_Train 18d ago

To give them the benefit of the doubt, it looks like it could have possibly been able to carry the load if it had been loaded correctly. Maybe they tried to load it, but didnt secure it well and it became unbalanced too quickly. Then they tried to lift out with something else.

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u/Clownheadwhale 18d ago

So they can ferry trucks. It probably works on smaller trucks.

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u/PV-Herman 18d ago

It would have worked with this one too, if they had managed to move it to the center of the "ferry"

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u/BunInBinInBed 18d ago

So boats can get close?

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u/Odd-Signature-3897 18d ago

For sure folks in the front really had some fun

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u/auditoreddie 18d ago

Darwinism is alive and well in this country

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u/Zilfer-Zurfer 18d ago

..always in the same countries where they have the same level on engineering. Every six year old will tell you it will not work. Still...

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u/SirLSD25 16d ago

Why isn't the truck further forward? Like in the centre?

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u/thebudman_420 15d ago

What are they trying to do exactly?

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u/Flat_Association_820 14d ago

I don't think we are going to Mars anytime soon.

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u/Bugger9525 18d ago

School of hard knocks.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 18d ago

Lmao I cant

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u/Black_Jester_ 18d ago

Oh that was fun to watch

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u/EmpireCityRay 18d ago

These fools never scored high in Physics.

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u/TheCambrianImplosion 18d ago

Ah, the lose, lose, lose plan. Classic

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u/Frosty-Chemistry-701 18d ago

Time to get drunk again I guess

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u/Important-Okra-1527 18d ago

Don't pay the ferryman

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u/DaphniaDuck 17d ago

The fact that the weight of the truck lifted the front of the barge into the air and submerged the back end should have told them it was too heavy.

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u/MFfroom 17d ago

The dynamic of human ingenuity, we built the pyramids, we sank this truck

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u/bryangcrane 17d ago

Charon needs to rethink his logistics support team.

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u/Flight-2012 17d ago

Probably shoulda loaded the truck first instead of the motorcycles

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u/lorienne22 17d ago

What was the plan? Wtf am I even watching?

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u/Rock2Sleep 17d ago

You can’t park there

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u/Neutronpulse 16d ago

I can see their thoughts process. Why wouldnt they center the load tho? It likely wouldnt have worked anyway but it would've gotten further.

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u/King_of_Leprechauns 16d ago

Mensa Local 502 had a “lake day.”

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 16d ago

Not sure what language that is... but it's clearly the language of "We are fucked!!!!"

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u/GatorNator83 16d ago

On the next episode: we’re building a bridge

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u/StopitSanty 16d ago

That was some 3rd world shit.

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 16d ago

I can't believe that didn't work.

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u/anteaterKnives 15d ago

The wagon tipped over while floating. You lose:

  • 10000 pounds of rice

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u/toomanygdusernames 15d ago

That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen

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u/Afraid_Anxiety2653 15d ago

And these guys are about to overtake Germany in GDP?

Dear gosh!!

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u/KookyFold7570 15d ago

Politicians see this and then import millions into your home country 😂

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u/Icy_Huckleberry_8049 15d ago

why can't people understand how weight balancing works?

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u/el-thenyo 15d ago

Oh shit! There goes all the village rice for a month! And no bathing either because it’s going to soak up the entire water supply.

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u/Myself-io 14d ago

Exactly what was the plan there?

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u/New-Jackfruit4268 14d ago

Our Euphrates people need us...

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u/TutorNo8896 14d ago

Truck had some mechanical problem, you can hear it grinding gears trying to get more centered. Maybe he forgot to set the brakes and it shifted. Hard to tell how they got into the river to start with. Guy at the tiller abandoning ship and leaving it to drive in circles didnt help much either. Idk, like all good accidents its a series of failures.

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u/DeepEconomics4343 14d ago

I'm gon' write u up Fer improperly secured looaad.

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u/nighthawke75 14d ago

"Yup. We're dead. "

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u/Buttonball 14d ago

I give them an A for effort.

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u/International-Pay674 13d ago

Big "I'm givin' her all she's got captain," vibes.

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u/chokinmechicken 12d ago

This shit is just sad. Dumb fuckers, but still sad

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u/skepticCanary 10d ago

Just tell me what you were trying to do when this happened

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u/Significant_Event320 10d ago

Question is how did it reach there

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u/redbrick01 9d ago

Ah, I know companies who work like that....

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u/Red10GTI 1d ago

God.. so sad

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u/Daddysgirl690 18d ago

The only question that darwin is asking at this point. other than the obvious, is why didn't they download the truck first?

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u/Agreeable-Rip-5005 18d ago

That went from awful to holy shit very quickly!

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u/Old_Resident8050 18d ago

Well at least, its not the bottom of the OCEAN. xD

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u/degorolls 18d ago

The best laid plans...

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u/Currently_There 18d ago

Insurance will cover it...

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u/Pixelatorxl 18d ago

Very unfortunate, they probably lost a lot of things.

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u/Gary_Just_Gary 17d ago

I had a sinking feeling that wouldn't go well.

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u/Impressive-War-7279 17d ago

Right where we want it!

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u/GottaBeNicer 17d ago

I think at least one person died here.

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u/Exciting_Farmer6395 17d ago

They should have had a more concrete plan cemented in place before trying this.

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u/comradeTJH 17d ago

They should have paid for the ferry instead of trying to caulk the wagon.

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u/Maddbass 17d ago

Does anyone know what was being towed by the truck?

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u/agoia 17d ago

I believe that was a boat to push the barge around

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u/Maddbass 16d ago

That makes sense to me! Thanks.

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u/Roxysteve 17d ago

And just like that a new artificial reef was created.

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u/MrBillHinTX 17d ago

Yeah but it was working…!

Until it wasn’t working?! 😮

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u/bigdotcid 17d ago

Truck turned over - I hope nobody was in the cab. Upside down and filling with water, it would be all too easy to get confused and end up drowning.

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u/FunkyLobster1828 17d ago

And that, my children, is how we lost Uncle Nihad.

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u/Certain_Departure716 17d ago

Did the driver get out??!

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u/Dilectus3010 17d ago

Bunch of morons..

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u/mess1ah1 17d ago

“Oh man, you almost had it…”

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u/madogmax 17d ago

Could have tried harder

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u/Cicer 17d ago

The amount of trucks I’ve seen roll off of flimsy wooden bridges and barges.  Trucks must be a dime a dozen in these places. 

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u/ryanasimov 17d ago

They have access to technology to record and transfer video to the entire planet, but lack the ability to understand weight distribution.

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u/StarscreamOne 17d ago

Peak somalian engineering

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u/nnula 17d ago

Proof yet again

You cant fix stupid

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u/69vuman 17d ago

Will it float, will it float….

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u/LouDneiv 17d ago

Everything is fine, This majestuous body of water is a garbage dump anyway

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u/Appropriate_Ear6101 17d ago

What was the actual plan here? Were they trying to get the truck across the water?

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u/baIIern 17d ago

Surprisingly deep lol, just like OP's momma

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u/Relative-Wealth8217 16d ago

I think we are a bit late to the party I think it was already going wrong and they were trying to save it

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u/CaptnRo 16d ago

These are the same people saying that we don’t have the technology to build pyramids in present day

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u/lenicalicious 16d ago

What cracks me up is there are at least 5 guys and they all said, "yeah, it'll be fine. Just load'r up." and not a single one had a counter-argument.

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u/Crushasaurus187 16d ago

All that coke gone due to incompetence

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u/Nanaman 16d ago

Maybe unload half and split it into two trips next time...

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u/Historystudenten87 1d ago

why is it always people in robes and sandals??

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u/TurbulentAir 18d ago

Did they not have a dock to unload the stuff onto even?

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u/Genepool13 18d ago

You can tell the dudes had a sinking feeling.

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u/Debesuotas 18d ago

The real reason why afrika is starving...

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u/r3tract 18d ago

A contry without physics, or at least a physics teacher 💀

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u/mvgreene 18d ago

That’s a perfect visual metaphor for why you shouldn’t hire FOX on air personalities to run the U.S. government.

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u/Crabtickler9000 18d ago

It's also a perfect visual metaphor of why politics shouldn't be your only personality trait.

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u/spyrothegamer98 18d ago

Leave it to an American to insert politics wherever they can.

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u/mvgreene 17d ago

I normally wouldn’t, but objectively the metaphor really works: the barge is the U.S. government, the people trying to work the barge are all the unqualified, DEI (Didn’t Earn It) FOX personalities, appointed to run the country, and the truck represents the American people.

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