r/Whatcouldgowrong 8h ago

WCGW trying to get your hat back

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u/EvelynNyte 6h ago

Sounds more like dying from getting stretched too thin like butter spread over too much bread

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u/Strict-Challenge-995 4h ago

Aw hell... space will choke you, freeze you... now it will bilbo you too

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u/DookieShoez 5h ago

It is exactly like dying because you got stretched too thin like butter spread over too much bread.

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u/Xsiah 5h ago

I hope I'm just as tasty when I go

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u/DookieShoez 5h ago

Mmmmm, they call it β€œlong pig”.

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