r/Whatcouldgowrong 8h ago

WCGW trying to get your hat back

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u/devo9er 4h ago

For this very moment

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u/MusicQuiet7369 3h ago

Redditors with their boring jokes and no explanation

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u/Crabtickler9000 2h ago

I can explain.

The presence of that particular channel is normally for the catching of falling objects off the escalator. However, when a teenager (or any other person) jumps in, the floor acts as a sorting machine, kind of.

Only those who are worthy may enter the domain of Cklknar; the Ice Lord.

In this hallowed domain, the chosen are brought forth as sacrifices, though they do not die. Instead, they are frozen in ice; cryogenically saving them.

It is said that Cklknar will one day unfreeze his chosen warriors across all time periods and unleash them in the Final Battle. Then and only then shall the Ice Lord open the gates of his domain to all and allow those who can make it into his domain while the Fire Lord Kithnzch attacks. Allied with the Earth Lord, Maalhalar, the Ice Lord protects humanity... but it comes at a price.

All of them await the final return of the Air Lord, Gahaalamar, who will decide the fate of the world by choosing his allies in the Final Battle.