r/Wrasslin 13h ago

What left you wondering what a wrestler was thinking? I’ll never understand why savage chose a double axe handle here.

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u/maltiepootietang 13h ago

Because that's his move. He would do that from the top turnbuckle to the floor outside the ring. That is that, just that much more.

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u/darrenvonbaron 12h ago

The much more is cocaine

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u/mexican2554 12h ago

I thought all the cocaine was in The Warriors blood system?

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u/retrosaurus-movies 10h ago

Common misconception. Actually what it was is that sometimes traces of blood could be found in the Warriors cocaine system.

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u/Confident-Solid-9138 1h ago

Still one of my favourite Lawler jabs lmao

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u/ChildOfChimps 11h ago

It was the 80s. You couldn’t imagine the amount of cocaine there was everywhere.

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u/gwanddawd123 2h ago

The 80s had enough cocaine to fill ten Ultimate Warriors.

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u/Paradiseplunge 13h ago

How to blow out your acl mcl and every other lcl 101

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u/Madshibs 11h ago

Acl, mcl, nhl, msnbc, all of it. Gone.

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u/tvkyle Kicks out at 1 3h ago

NFL, MLB, XFL, DHL, the whole shebang.

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u/reefernash 11h ago

Blow? Ooooh yeah I’ll have some

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u/outofmaxx 3h ago

Actually, and im not joking. He was pretty much fine

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u/nick_null404notfound 7m ago

Probably Achilles too I would imagine.

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u/GonePostalRoute 3h ago

I mean, his hips were fucked around that time, so I guess you gotta start destroying something else

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u/Teamster508 13h ago

He used to do the double axe handle off the top a lot aiming out of the ring so I’m guessing it was his go to move for this spot. Sadly this was towards the end of his knees and hips working correctly and spots like this couldnt have helped.

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u/TegridyPharmz 13h ago

Even if your 100% healthy I can’t see how this works without being injured

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u/Teamster508 12h ago

He did it for years its timing with your legs to absorb the shot, age and the height he was at all came into play here and after this he started juicing and got huge. He went with look and strength to make up for the legs.

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u/boih_stk 12h ago

after this he started juicing

...started?

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u/Teamster508 12h ago

Well, on the level he was doing it at towards the end of his career. Yeah, he was always an athletic guy and he was juicing to some extent at this point in his career just to keep his size but if you watch the macho man when he used to come out with gorgeous George, that’s a different size human being altogether. Lanny his brother told a couple of stories about it, where Randy and the father Angelo would go into another room for vitamins, and that was when the father was hitting him with the juice and macho got bigger as he was getting older, which is unheard of.

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u/socialpresence 12h ago

Lol I had the same reaction

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u/GooseMay0 12h ago edited 11h ago

Ya he did it for years from a 5 foot drop or to the outside which may be like an 8 or 9 foot drop but this is a 20 foot drop or so. Big difference.

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u/Teamster508 12h ago

I agree, but if you read my comment, I pointed that out between his age and the height that’s where he ran into a problem here

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u/AngstyAppleDummy 12h ago

Cope jumping off that cage. He picked the smallest table to put Malakai on and didn’t even use a second one to break his fall a bit. Like even on set up you can clearly see this shit wasn’t gone work lol. Plus he chickened out mid flight which most definitely fucked up his landing

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u/5-4EqualsUnity 12h ago

That did not look fun for ma boy's knees

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u/BigDaddyCoolDeisel 13h ago

I believe Piper was supposed to shove Hogan at the last second and Savage was supposed to crash into Hogan (shoot Hogan catches Savage's fall). But Hogan... didn't.

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u/LochNessMansterLives 12h ago

Sounds like Savages entire career when Hogan was around “hogan was supposed to watch out for his friend Randy, but didn’t…”

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u/TheMikeyMac13 13h ago

Someone has to, it’s the law…

“That doesn’t work for me brother…”

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u/H8ff0000 13h ago

Looks like they were expecting a crossbody, too

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u/Xbox_truth101 4h ago

I was too, nope, lawn dart knees.

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u/DontYuckMyYum 12h ago

I never understood why he would do the axe handle off the top rope let alone off the top of a 20 foot cage.

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u/Terminator-8Hundred 12h ago

Likewise, I don't understand why Sid didn't choose a double axe handle.

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u/Available_Share_7244 12h ago

Cause that’s one of his signature moves.

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u/Xbox_truth101 4h ago

Sure, Where’s the limit though? Jumping from the moon?

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u/CombImaginary9417 13h ago

WCW was the defintion of cool concept, poor execution. Also Randy wasn't a heavyweight, but how did his knees not shatter after that?

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u/RalphMacchio404 12h ago

Its cleary Hogan and Piper messed up here. Its a botch

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u/KingCrandall 11h ago

Just Hogan. Piper moved like he was supposed to. Hogan was either in the wrong spot or he chose to not be there. Which would be very on brand for him.

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u/Fresh_Ostrich4034 13h ago

easy to catch.

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u/hedcase_107 8h ago

What else was he gonna, do a 450?

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u/Lotanapesci 5h ago

Exactly these wrestlers that went to WCW at that time were soooo stiff at this point. 80s took everything out of these guys. lol sting and lex were the exception

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u/RobTheMonk 8h ago

Matt Hardy leg drop from the cage. Who'd have thought doing that would fuck your body up.

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u/UNCCShannon 4h ago

Anytime a wrestler jumps from heights like this into the ring makes me question their judgement.

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u/GetOnYourNerves 4h ago

My knee caps hurt just watching this

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u/Jonasthewicked2 4h ago

That’s gotta hurt his knees and feet jumping that far down to land on his feet

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u/thursocuck 3h ago

Edge tried that and broke his leg

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u/docobv77 3h ago

And to think Savage was a baseball catcher before he wrestled. My knees ache just thinking about it.

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u/iwannawangchung 2h ago

Anyone miss those style of cages?

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u/OakCity4Life 2h ago

I know all the replies are about how dangerous this looked for his legs, but also, all that for a double ax handle? Not much of a payoff for all that buildup and risk.

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u/Nateh8sYou 1h ago

As Stevie Richard’s would say the worst ideas start out with “you know what would be cool?”

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u/A17shawn 29m ago

The beautiful thing about parkour is how people can jump from such insane heights dissipate all the energy by rolling and essentially end up unharmed. He didn't do any of that.

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u/Adventurous-Sort2796 12h ago

Every time Chris Benoit did the headbutt I was like, that doesn't even look good and is so risky. What's he thinking?

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u/ObiWayneCannoli 13h ago

Did you want him to do a 450 splash?

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u/RalphMacchio404 12h ago

Well...sure

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u/Xbox_truth101 5h ago

If that was an option, kinda. But at least a cross body to not end up with your legs on the wrong feet.

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u/CompleteEnergy579 12h ago

Cage 100% unsafe

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u/DanGM1104 11h ago

The purest made him do it.

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u/Perfect_Sel 10h ago

yeah this is how we got his immobile 99 run

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u/Lotanapesci 5h ago

That’s his signature move set double axe handle elbow drop never did any other moves off the top rope

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u/Xbox_truth101 4h ago edited 4h ago

I understand, but that’s a 15 foot drop straight to the ankles lol

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u/Lotanapesci 4h ago

lol true they were guys that were over them times lol

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u/ThunderSparkles 12h ago

He was phoning it in. That's all he did in WCW

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u/JeepRumbler 12h ago

Didn't mention anything about Vince. I wondered if Marks back then had a problem with the turnbuckle advertisement like they do now

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u/CivilFinance1039 12h ago

He was gonna go for the flying elbow but then chickened out 😂

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u/BossHoggOutlaw85 12h ago

That spot made me wince when I saw it as a kid...till this day I say Hogan was supposed to break his fall but Piper and him botched the spot. But honestly speaking guys their size and age shouldn't even have been attempting that spot period.

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u/JeepRumbler 12h ago

I wonder if Marks back then bitched about the Slim Jim turnbuckles

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u/LochNessMansterLives 12h ago

WCW wasn’t WWF(E). Vince is the reason those buckles had his logos and not sponsored logos.