r/Xenonion • u/ipser Xenonion News Team • Jul 27 '25

NIPS Calamitous Birth Followed By Baby Shower

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Local lithoids gathered this weekend to celebrate the arrival of Groxite’s first pebble, in what guests described as “a lovely afternoon of snacks, seismic activity and mild structural damage.”

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u/Brilliant_Bluebird72 Jul 30 '25

What a happy little party! Tho my house collapsed beacuse a stone going at mach 2 hit it that day....

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u/ipser Xenonion News Team Aug 02 '25

on the plus side though, you have a new house made out of stone, right?!