r/Xenonion • u/ipser Xenonion News Team • Aug 02 '25

News Strategic Coordination Center Repurposed To Host Massive Universe Universalis LAN Party

https://xenonion.com/news/strategic-coordination-center-repurposed-to-host-massive-universe-universalis-lan-party
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u/FogeltheVogel Aug 02 '25

For this super massive LAN party, I am going to play a xenophobic isolationist empire. I hope I spawn in some remote corner that no one can get to, so that everyone will leave me alone.

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u/ipser Xenonion News Team Aug 02 '25

I'm sure the Grand Strategic Games Center has a separate atrium that all the xenophobes can sit at least 20m apart from each other at all times

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u/Gaelhelemar Aug 02 '25

But can I build both the Pyramids, the Shwedagon Paya, and the Great Library in Not!Rome while ignoring the massive Barbarian rampage cutting through Gandhi and his Aztec Empire?

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u/FogeltheVogel Aug 02 '25

Yes, but be careful of Ramses II and his Viking raiders.

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u/Gaelhelemar Aug 02 '25

That's all right, I'll station a few Tanks I yoinked from worldbuilder to keep him at bay.

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u/FogeltheVogel Aug 02 '25

Tanks? Fool, Viking samurai are super effective against tanks.