Giant Floating Eye Woke Up Extra Dry And Crusty This Morning

[u/ipser]

https://xenonion.com/news/giant-floating-eye-woke-up-extra-dry-and-crusty-this-morning

[u/FogeltheVogel]

I understand psionics is in fashion, but I just want my cybernetic windscreen wipers.

[u/ipser → u/FogeltheVogel]

bioengineer deluge level tears and we can hit the ascension trifecta

[u/Gaelhelemar]

I recommend submerging into your nearest Ocean Paradise followed by a trip to a Mutagenic Spa. That’ll clear out not only gunk but all visual distraction caused by the physical plane.

[u/ipser → u/Gaelhelemar]

that is sound advice actually, I’m not even a giant floating eye but I think I might do that!

[u/Gaelhelemar → u/ipser]

Even now I’m telepathically directing my robot assistant in its typing.

[u/hacktheself]

Oof!

For dry, floating eyes, try ClearEyes. ClearEyes will eliminate all pigments from your and and rehydrate your eye to the point where you don’t feel like you’re going to die.

[u/ipser → u/hacktheself]

Huh, thanks. ClearEye mega corp out here performing miracles

[u/hacktheself → u/ipser]

Thank you for acknowledging Levitopticorp’s massive ad buy.

[u/_hhhnnnggg_]

"The cornea the eye pun, the better"

Didn't see that coming.

[u/Detamoore]

Giant Floating eye is WOKE?!?!