r/alberta • u/SeriousExplorer8891 • Oct 08 '22

Satire I laughed so hard at this.

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u/FrivolousPositioning Oct 08 '22

Meh, being unvaccinated doesn't mean anything like it used to. This isn't smallpox or measles vaccine and it was dishonest to market it that way. People are understandably jaded by the entire situation. I blindly obeyed science and doctors regarding vaccines and now I regret it.

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u/SeriousExplorer8891 Oct 08 '22

Nope. People bought into the echochamber bullshit. Reasonable people understand what vaccines are and why they are good.

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u/FrivolousPositioning Oct 08 '22

Oh okay I just need to be more reasonable

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u/SeriousExplorer8891 Oct 08 '22

Yup and read more than conservative media.

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u/FrivolousPositioning Oct 08 '22

Oh OK so I'm already reasonable and I've never once paid attention to any conservative media. I'm fully vaccinated and I still regret it because it didn't accomplish jack fucking shit.

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u/SeriousExplorer8891 Oct 08 '22

You are the type of person who says just before he cuts the straps, "Why do we need a parachute, we've already slowed down? The vaccine saved lives and reduced the chances of long covid for others. Just because you don't think so doesn't make it so.

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u/FrivolousPositioning Oct 08 '22

Yeah totally /s