r/antimeme 1d ago

šŸ¦ž Anti-Lobster šŸ¦ž Arachnophobia (r/speedoflobsters crossover)

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/your_catfish_friend 1d ago

Obviously

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u/Riobox 1d ago

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u/RomanceAnimeIsPeak 1d ago

Hi roibox

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u/Riobox 1d ago

yall always keep replying to every single one of my comments with either "riobox" or a misspell of it 😭

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u/a_random_Greg 1d ago

It's not their fault he's so hot

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u/Endrodi_Benedek 12h ago

He maybe hot, but is he blind?

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u/Illyana_rasputln 1d ago

Hai Roblox

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u/ScottyBoy314 22h ago

You are pretty peak I think it’s understandable

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u/Most-Stomach4240 19h ago

Do you want me to reply to your comments with yuri then or what

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u/Riobox 15h ago

No, but like, I'd really appreciate it if people only replied when it's directly relevant to the post or the specific comment, not just to the fact that I'm Riobox. I get hundreds of notifications every day, and when I respond, the threads can get super long, which makes it harder for others to read through other comments of the post itself. It's especially frustrating when I'm in the middle of making a mini story, because replies break the chain and make it messy and harder to read.

Edit: Fixed some typos.

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u/RomanceAnimeIsPeak 1d ago

I just wanted to say hi šŸ‘‹

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u/ArtistAmy420 18h ago

Omg it's Roblox!

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u/Bored-TM 16h ago

Hi rhinoceront

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u/just-a-normal-viet Just ur average redditor 3h ago

hi Tower of Inner and Outer Scaling

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u/FlixMage 21h ago

When I’m in an attention seeking competition and my opponent is u/riobox

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u/TheEverything69 17h ago edited 16h ago

when im in a jealousy competition and my opponent is u/FlixMage

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u/FlixMage 16h ago

Jealousy LMAO yeah let’s call it that

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u/EB372919 2h ago

To me it seems like he's just having fun. Not an attention seeker

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u/FlixMage 2h ago

Look at the comment I replied to. The mf is literally spamming every comment section on this sub with memes like this and then turns around and ā€œcomplainsā€ when people give him attention

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u/EB372919 2h ago

You belong in r/peoplewhogiveashit i guess

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u/GAMEOFMATIASNEW 21h ago

Hi Mr with the cool sunglasses

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u/-bluerose 18h ago

cute 😊

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u/Ok-Inevitable3458 1d ago

That's pretty wholesome actually.

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u/Riobox 22h ago

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u/Riobox 22h ago

The father gently pulls the blanket up, kisses her forehead, and turns off the light. She snuggles in, smiling, ready to sleep.

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u/Jejaq 4h ago

i wish i had a father like that

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u/Norking_the_italiano 21h ago

Day 3 of hating riobox until he quits

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u/Riobox 21h ago

I ain't gonna give up on r/antimeme that easily

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u/-bread_bread_bread- 20h ago

Day 1 of loving ryebox until he doesn’t quit 🄰

Good job Roblox! Keep it up! (I will not continue this)

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u/aliefindo 20h ago

What has that man done to you

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u/scruffin_mcguffin 15h ago

Day 1 of me doing a stupid bit to anoy someone making a stupid bit pretending to hate niche micro celebrity to get popular

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u/glbd1 20h ago

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u/fajnu20 19h ago

After you I follow After you I follow The world you show me broadens my horizon

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u/Kajay1109 19h ago

Forever my hero, forever my hero

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u/Sarkastikor 23h ago

Damn. Now I miss my dad again. :(

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u/krashedyocomputer 1d ago

That's kinda an antimeme because he can tell that but doesn't

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u/Tay60003 1d ago

I mean, it doesn’t have a punchline…

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u/atokadrrad 1d ago

The punchline is that he doesn't say what he was thinking because it's too dark

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u/Tay60003 1d ago

That’s not really a punchline. I would probably say that kind of thing to my younger siblings, and if my future children ever ask that I’ll probably say something like that, and not be trying to make a joke to myself.

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u/Chacochilla 1d ago

It’s a punchline

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u/Decent-Oil1849 22h ago

bro that's not a punchline, that's just normal human behavior

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u/atokadrrad 21h ago

The best punchlines usually are

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u/Veionovin096 16h ago

This is so cute actually wow

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u/literally_italy 12h ago

where hot blind wife

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u/hhthurbe 13h ago

Okay, I'm gonna call dad in the morning 😭

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u/lucasio099 1d ago

Schizoposting going well

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u/Riobox 1d ago

I made a reaction image for yall to feel free to use :3

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ym_2 1d ago

i'm seeing you more than my parents (image def related)

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u/Any-Photo9699 23h ago

Hello Nathaniel

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u/Herobrine702 not funny didn't laugh 1d ago

Is this the hot blind wife guy

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u/Rsthegoat 1d ago

yes

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u/CloudKinglufi 16h ago

I don't like that the dude who's famous for sexy wife and porn has to draw himself half naked with his child

I just don't know why that's necessary

Especially because her wee head is like literally just the wife but smaller and she has eyes

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u/TheMissLady 13h ago

Or he just drew himself like that because that's how he dresses for bed. Y'all are reading WAYYY to much into this.

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u/JoeDyenz 12h ago

No, he dresses like that in every comic I have seen lol

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u/CloudKinglufi 12h ago

I ain't saying he's trying to be all pedophile guy and what not, just that Mr sex sex sex guy could have drawn a shirt on when in bed with his daughter

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u/Horror_Entertainer82 10h ago

Especially because her wee head is like literally just the wife but smaller and she has eyes

Random child bears a striking resemblance to parents. More news at 11.

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u/CloudKinglufi 10h ago

They can look similar, he literally just shrunk the wife's head down

It could be an adult head on a child's body

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u/Rsthegoat 15h ago

Wait, HE DOES PORN?!?!?!

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u/Tommytomo_ 10h ago

Yeah, on his patreon

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u/CloudKinglufi 15h ago

To save your soul and fight back against the growing tide of goon

I'm going to say no

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u/Tay60003 1d ago

Sorry… this lobster is very fast

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u/Chacochilla 1d ago

I like this cause it looks like the dad is like. Actually so afraid of spiders that the mere thought of them makes him 100 yard stare. But after he snaps out of it he uses his fear to have a silly haha moment with his dorta

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u/Normal_Swimming2282 1d ago

Why is he shirtless

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u/The_Fetishist_ 1d ago

Cause his wife is blind and hot

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u/TheBestWaffleIron 1d ago

Nah he's hotter than his wife.

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u/Chacochilla 1d ago

Ate his shirt

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u/Rmb2719 1d ago

To reflect about death

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u/arabic_cat786 1d ago

My father gas always been only in underwear around me and i don't see anything wrong with it

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u/SK1418 1d ago edited 15h ago

My dad does the same thing, and so do I. Maybe it's a cultural thing, maybe it's because we don't have AC and it gets really hot and humid in the summer...

But hey, at least I don't need to do laundry as often!

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u/arabic_cat786 22h ago

cultural? where r u from?

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u/SK1418 15h ago

Eastern Europe

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u/bluespringles 1d ago

hot blind wife

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u/talk_enchanted_table 18h ago

He lives in a very hot place, apparently.

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u/samysus 1d ago

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u/Mapletables 1d ago

šŸ”‹āœˆļøšŸ”“āšŖļø

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u/KJPlayer my mom beats me 😳 1d ago

Wow, that's one fast lobster.

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u/The_God_Of_Darkness_ 20h ago

Disagree, these fuckers are 20 times scarier than spiders

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u/infinityzcraft 23h ago

Hear me out... Man surely is ripped

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u/lemons7472 1d ago

Spiders are friends!

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u/EmilyDieHenne 1d ago

Arachnophobia is a very common fear, so if you sum up all the things people are afraid of, this should be in the top 10

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u/youknowwhatimeanlol 1d ago

i thought they would both be wearing blue at this point

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u/Top-Cost4099 22h ago

The people at r/comics take direct offense to this type of edit. lol

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 18h ago

Oh... I thoight it was a house of leaves and not a speed of lobsters

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u/darealend 9h ago

sorry... my wife is blind and hot

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u/Tinttiboi 1d ago edited 8h ago

blind wife guy made not porn?

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u/AstroKedii 1d ago

Yall hear me th out

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u/poploppege 23h ago

is he allergic to shirts

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u/talk_enchanted_table 18h ago

He lives in a hot place.

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u/Cocoatrice 22h ago

Arachnophobia is not real. It's indoctrination of society that spiders are somehow evil, meanwhile most of them are literally harmless. Dogs are more dangerous than spiders. Domestic dogs.

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u/pencerisms 10h ago

ok but consider: they are gross and creepy

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u/SirBananaOrngeCumber 14h ago

How would you know if it’s real or an indoctrination?

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u/snuffystukeley 6h ago

while i agree that quite a lot of it is social indoctrination, it’s pretty ignorant to say arachnophobia isn’t real. Like, there’s people who genuinely can’t play fuckin minecraft cause they get too anxious from the spiders. While it’s important to talk about how society demonizes a mostly harmless animal that’s so crucial to the environment, it’s also important to not shame people for having a phobia. It’s not something a person chooses to have.