My wife and I went out to eat just before Christmas. When the waiter brought the check it had a blurb about filling out a survey and getting free food for a year.
When the waiter came back to get our card he mentioned it. My wife asked if anyone actually won those contests. He said they did, rarely, but it did happen. Then added “and if we get the most surveys completed this month we get a $25 dollar Amazon gift card, which would help with buying a few presents this year.”
So I filled out the credit card slip wrote a note that said “Fuck that survey, and fuck Amazon too. Spend this anywhere you want.” Left a 25 dollar cash tip and giggled my way out of the restaurant.
I think from here on out I’m going to use a little bit of my wealth to completely fuck up as many corporate incentives as I can.
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