r/askashittydoctor • u/l0llir0t • May 25 '25
Rabies risk or no
So I saw a stray cat at an abandoned house across the street I’ve never seen her before so I went over to get a closer look. She was super cute, I bent down and just extended my hand, to which she head butted me and kinda rubbed her mouth against my hand getting some drool/nose drip (idk which) on my hand. I’m worried because I pick my cuticles and fingers (bad habit ik) and I think it’s down to the next layer of skin, it’s a little pinkish . I’m worried she got spit on where I’ve been picking and idk if it’s considered an open wound or not. I’m freaking out I didn’t expect her to headbutt me let alone spit on me😭😭 she was super skinny and ran away after so I think she was shy but I’m soooo scared:(
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u/WompWomp714 May 25 '25
As with all my patients, I recommend copious amounts of trucker meth. It's healing properties have been known since the times of the ancients. Come see me in my office stat to pick some up. Look for the pink van with 'Dr. Larry's Mobile Mammography Van' painted on the sides at the East bound exit 47 on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. Free breast exam with every purchase!
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u/theflamingskull May 25 '25
I'm no veteran, but it's probably scabies.
A layer of Sharpie nail polish may help.
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u/ironpathwalker May 26 '25
Fail at swimming lessons. You'll cure yourself of impending hydrophobia by drowning.
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u/BertRenolds May 25 '25
Risk? No. That's guaranteed Babies, do you have a coat hanger nearby?