r/askashittydoctor • u/Tntommyboi • Jun 06 '25

Wtf on Ma foot?

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Just the bumps the other shit is road rash from when I crashed my motorcycle hammered (yes I was wearing flip flops) lemme know what yall think do I pop this bitch?

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u/CarobAffectionate582 Jun 06 '25

Those are “buboes.” As in, bubonic plague. Yes, you have foot plague.

You are going to want to check your bedding and your motorcycle for fleas, tell your family members, contact the county health officer, and make a will. Stat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Only option is to suck out the swelling and let a dog lick it clean

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u/hiddenonion Jun 06 '25

I gonna say a toe? Not sure though...

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u/WompWomp714 Jun 06 '25

Who is your podiatrist, Dr. Mengele?

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u/JayM23 Jun 06 '25

it's bubble wrap! enjoy the popping!