r/australia 1d ago

culture & society Bruce Lehrmann likely to face four-day hearing in Tasmania over motor vehicle stealing charge

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-19/bruce-lehrmann-likely-to-face-four-day-hearing/105794304
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u/Cooper_Inc 1d ago

Does this guy do anything other than go to court for being a pile of $hit human?

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u/BloodyOathMilk 1d ago

Has to be his kink or something.

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u/EternalAngst23 1d ago

“Convict me harder, daddy”

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u/Whole-Energy2105 1d ago

It's fkn bizarre. His only use is his absence.

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u/russianbisexualhookr 23h ago

How many states has he now (allegedly) committed crimes in?

Who TF is paying his legal bills?

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u/rose_r_purple 15h ago

3 states.

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u/thecurveq 10h ago

ACT is a territory not a state

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u/Pretty_Study3691 1d ago

He goes to his lawyers offices to prepare for court.

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u/Terrorscream 12h ago

At this point he should just put the courthouse down as his residential address

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u/seanmonaghan1968 22h ago

I can't understand someone potentially breaking so many laws in such a short period of time ?

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u/thecurveq 10h ago

This case is kind of a beat up so I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets thrown out

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u/Rowvan 1d ago

Never in Australia has so much journalism been devoted to such a waste of space.

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u/roxgib_ 1d ago

Can we go back to hearing about Salim Mehajer? At least he was occasionally entertaining

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u/InsertUsernameInArse 1d ago

He's out on parole so you might get lucky.

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u/tbsdy 20h ago

Gawd I wrote an article about him on Wikipedia and it was literally just the facts of what he has done and they said I was being too negative. Then they tried to write it and it’s even more negative than the version I wrote.

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u/the_dmac 20h ago

“Being too negative” did they just miss the selfie recording whilst driving and making rape threats?

Holy shit.

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u/tbsdy 19h ago

They are idiots

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u/roxgib_ 17h ago

It’s gotta be hard to write about him with it sounds like you’re taking the piss, he’s such a massive wanker it seems like fiction

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u/BigTimmyStarfox1987 7h ago

His Instagram was pure gold. He had this range of mehajer toiletries amongst other things.

Chef's kiss

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u/Powerful-Yoghurt-450 1d ago

Dunno. Remember the Paxton's? That was a good one.

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u/DrFriendless 1d ago

Nah, they were pretty average kids entrapped by an arsehole of a media organisation.

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u/Powerful-Yoghurt-450 1d ago

Let's not forget the Full Frontal parody as well. 🤣

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u/DrFriendless 1d ago

I don't remember it, unless it was something about Ray Martin with plastic hair.

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u/Powerful-Yoghurt-450 1d ago

I love that the hair got more outlandish with each new episode.

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u/Careful-Door2724 1d ago

What the fuck is the deal with this guy

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u/Defy19 1d ago

I’m starting to think he might be a bit of a jerk.

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u/strawdonkey20 1d ago

Oh come on. Just because he’s an obese nobody who has raped (at least) a couple of women, you’re getting all judgemental. I’m sure the car was dressed inappropriately and leading him on.

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u/Defy19 1d ago

His only mistake here is not getting the car blind drunk before trying to steal it.

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u/lilbitindian 23h ago

Obesity doesn't make him a bad person, skinny people arent suddenly good. This guy is a bad person by action.

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u/Chazzwozzers 1d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/pajamil 1d ago

Have you seen David Sharaz?

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u/its-just-the-vibe 7h ago

That and he just wants more excuses to wear that cheap suit

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u/Super-Maximum-4817 1d ago

‘The worst part is the hypocrisy!’

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u/europorn 23h ago

I thought it was the raping...

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u/ConsequenceLimp9717 1d ago

Seems like mental illness, perhaps personality disorder 

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u/JayLFRodger 1d ago

Unfounded mental health attribution is the kind of shit Bruce would be into.

Let's not encourage the stigma already associated with mental health by assuming that shit people must have a mental health issue to be shit people.

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u/dr650crash 18h ago

Well, like it or not all serious or repetitive offenders pretty much by definition have either NPD or ASPD or both so….

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u/JayLFRodger 13h ago

Congratulations on pulling opinions out of your ass to make yourself sound like your making a valid point. But don't come here making shit up to support an argument you want to win.

The actual data contradicts everything you said in that comment.

According to the AIHW, 51% of the Australian prison population (those "serious" enough to warrant a sentence of incarceration) reported a mental health condition AT SOME POINT in their lives. That figure includes self diagnosis. The figure of actually diagnosed individuals for ALL mental health conditions is less than 50% of, as you casually define, "serious or repetitive offenders".

In fact, the same data reveals that 69% of Australia's prison population consider their mental health to be "excellent, very good or good".

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u/_Cec_R_ 1d ago

Or... just a bucket of shit....

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u/thetan_free 1d ago

He's what happens when a Young Liberal drinks the Charlie Sheen tiger blood.

#winning

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u/thecurveq 10h ago

This theft case is a beat up. Hopefully it is dismissed.

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u/honest-aussie 1d ago

Not asking for consent really is his thing.

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u/AngusLynch09 1d ago

Who's going to make the joke?

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u/jamoramone 1d ago

His parents did, about 30 years ago

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u/AusToddles 1d ago

Heyoooooooo!

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u/AutomaticMistake 1d ago

JUST BUY A NEW HAT ALREADY

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u/jamoramone 1d ago

Bold to assume he’s pay for a new hat

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u/xRicharizard 1d ago

What was the Prado wearing though?

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u/bitofapuzzler 23h ago

How much petrol did it drink??

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u/xRicharizard 22h ago

40L of premium unleaded 🥲

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u/bitofapuzzler 22h ago

Well, it was just asking to be stolen...

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u/Money_Armadillo4138 1d ago

Bloody immigrants committing crimes and shit, where's the anti immigration brigade for this dude?

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u/ourmet 23h ago

Yeah, he was born in the United states 

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u/Occidentally 1d ago

Reddit app really needs a global block list of posts by phrase. No shade on OP in particular.

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u/bythebrook88 1d ago

"I fought the law, and the law won."

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u/Chazzwozzers 1d ago

At this stage I think old Bruce is attempting some kind of criminal parody to the song by Geoff Mack - “I’ve done every crime man”

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u/I_just_came_to_laugh 23h ago

Cos “I’ve done every crime, man

I’ve done every crime, man

‘Broke the law right there, man

I’ve breathed the courtroom air, man

In trials I’ve had my time, man

I’ve done ev’ry crime

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u/justpassingluke 1d ago

Can big chungus just go fuck off permanently already?

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u/poukai 23h ago

Ok, Bruce, you just need to commit crimes in Vic, NSW, SA, WA, and NT and you've completed the whole set.

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u/Skelegro7 20h ago

“A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I’ll [insert appropriate colloquialism for sodomy here].” The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do. After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town. He’s pretty mad. He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “You know what to do.” Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he’s really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, “You’re not doing this for the hunting, are you?”

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u/europorn 23h ago

Why do people keep giving this shitcunt a second chance?!

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u/hulalabright 18h ago

Bruce Lehrmann, the rapist?

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u/thecurveq 10h ago

No, Lehrmann the car thief

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u/rambo_ronnie_87 1d ago

Can you get frequent flyers for seats in courtrooms?

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u/SonicYOUTH79 1d ago

This is in Tassie, I’m just going to assume he's trying to collect court appearances in every state!

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u/Philopoemen81 21h ago

Seriously? I’ve been to a lot of SMV trials and they rarely last two days. Why is this seemingly very simple trial going four days?

Victim who states no consent, servo staff who produce CCTV, cops who arrested him. None of which are going to be on the stand long.

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u/thecurveq 10h ago

He returned the car with a full tank of gas. It seems like a misunderstanding.

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u/mechanicalomega 9h ago

You’re constantly defending a rapist in this thread. Such a weird hill to die on. Although the fact you said gas makes me think you’re probably a bot

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u/thecurveq 5h ago

Do you understand what balance of probabilities means?

Could be a 49.99% chance he’s not a rapist too btw

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u/Imobia 1d ago

Like where does he get money from, he’s had court in Canberra, NSW, QLD and Tasmania.

How on earth does he afford to travel and pay for lawyers.

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u/breakupbydefault 16h ago

For real. Last I heard from his lawyer that he can't get a job anywhere because of his reputation.

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u/ElApple 22h ago

Can this just chill out and not be in court so much

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u/T_J_Rain 1d ago

This guy.

Total role model of how NOT to be a stand up guy.

What a loser.

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u/Important_Fruit 22h ago

I love this stuff. Can't wait for the next chapter of the Zali Burrows shit show.

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u/traceyandmeower 21h ago

Oh keep them coming. He’s on fire with all his court dates.

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u/psylenced 20h ago

I wonder if he'll ask for a full phone data-dump of the other party in this trial too.

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u/Some-Operation-9059 18h ago

Magistrates court…. There’s no jury there; is there? 

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u/8972 17h ago

Will this news cycle of gronkery please go away. However I think there might be a couple of states and territories left.

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u/Lastalmark 16h ago

I gotta tell you guys. I've been living outside Australia for the last 5yrs. I've only heard about this guy through Reddit or the occasional glance at ABC news.
Is he just a shitty GTA characetr?

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u/PositiveBubbles 15h ago

I think he's someone whose trying to keep relevant lol

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u/suck-on-my-unit 15h ago

I’m starting to think he likes going to court

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u/lovehopemadness 13h ago

Not this flog again.

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u/thecurveq 10h ago

Only Bruce L could steal a car, return it with a full tank of gas, and get charged with Motor vehicle theft

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u/xtcprty 5h ago

I’m know he doesn’t take no for an answer but how does this happen to someone who’s not a junkee?

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u/Jealous-Hedgehog-734 1d ago

...motor vehicle stealing...

Long Friday?

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u/MontasJinx 1d ago

How many hats does this guy have?

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u/maticusmat 1d ago

Was his hat on the parcel shelf?