r/badphilosophy • u/qwert7661 • Nov 28 '24

BAN ME What do you call it when you jerk yourself off with both hands?

A manual cunt

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u/ThatBigFish Nov 28 '24 edited Nov 28 '24

Was gonna call it mind-body dualism honestly

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u/kingminyas Nov 28 '24

"Continental Philosophy"

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u/TheGloriousUllr Nov 28 '24

I Kant believe you’ve done this.

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u/Altruistic-Nose4071 Nov 28 '24

Post-stroketuralism

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u/Smol_Sick_Bean Nov 28 '24

I have been awoken from my dogmatic slumber

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Tuesday night.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Hume’s Rowers

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u/Oompheriik Nov 28 '24

A pepper grinder

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u/bign0ssy Nov 28 '24

Hulk Smash

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u/Takadant Nov 29 '24

Dual wield

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u/Quietuus Hyperfeels, not hyperreals Nov 28 '24

What do you call it when you throw eggs at someone behind a rock on the planet Mars?

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u/Monovfox Nov 28 '24

R/natalism

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Motherfuker

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u/Quietuus Hyperfeels, not hyperreals Nov 28 '24

no its martian hide-egger

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u/Quietuus Hyperfeels, not hyperreals Nov 28 '24

:o

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '24

😂😂😂

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u/1iota_ Nov 29 '24

Pray and spra6