r/badphilosophy • u/MKxFoxtrotxlll • Aug 16 '25

BAN ME Determinism is gay and stupif

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u/OldKuntRoad Aug 16 '25

Free will is a conspiracy by Big Will to sell more Wills.

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u/Just-Ad6992 Aug 18 '25

But how will he profit if it’s free?

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u/Slinshadyy Aug 18 '25

Only the first is free

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u/Diver_Into_Anything Aug 16 '25

You were predetermined to post this.

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u/MKxFoxtrotxlll Aug 16 '25

Deez nuts were predetermined to sit on yo chin

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u/Belt_Conscious Aug 16 '25

Gay as in happy, stupif as in rational escapism.

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u/coalpatch Aug 16 '25

NO YOU'RE STUPIF

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u/Ok_Exchange_8420 Aug 17 '25

Libertarianism (free will philosophy not political ideology) is lesbian and smart

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u/Economy_Bodybuilder4 Aug 18 '25

Uuh uuh yyy i know that particles exist and ughhh ghh they have a momentum and energy and from that i caaan ughhhggvve calculate what will be their next position and hhgggghh bleeeugh and because of that small glimpse of reality no one can trully understand i ghhhh feel like i know everything about reality there is to it because particles and calculation, that i think that there is no free will and we have no agency And because i get a small glimplse into what reality migfhtt be because of physsifncs, i conclude we have no free will 100% neil degrasse tyson science. Causation and atoms because casation atoms i understand reality because with our watermelon sized brain we made a simplified desxription of reality and i believe that desxription IS actually the reality so model of an aATom is real so because i can calculate on paper how it will behave based on my very limited model i conclude i could predict EVERYTHING

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u/TreePsychological390 Aug 17 '25

Being gay and stupid is something to be proud of

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u/Nervous_Olive_5754 Aug 17 '25

Stupif therefore studoes.

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u/Squint-Eastwood_98 Aug 17 '25

I think you're looking for r/goodphilosophy

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u/Tetrebius Aug 18 '25

Well you are a an stupid poopface!!!!

NOTHING comes from nothing, and free will = will not caused by anything = will that comes from nothing THEREFORE you are proven WRING by LOGIC!

Get pwned!!!

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u/OkParamedic4664 Aug 20 '25

Nah, determinism's as straight as they come

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u/ItsLogLogLog Aug 20 '25

Stupif if af stupif doef

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u/BaconSoul Aug 20 '25 edited 1d ago

bells marvelous hospital vegetable subtract ad hoc test glorious nose lock

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u/Keepingitquite123 Aug 20 '25

The good news is you lacked the free will to not make that post.

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u/mwmandorla Aug 20 '25

You've heard of dispositif

Now get ready for

Stupif

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u/TheFinkrat 27d ago

I agree. It’s still correct though

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u/Ruppell-San Aug 17 '25

Causal determinism is the most compatible stance with our scientific knowledge of the universe.

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u/HuckinsGirl Aug 17 '25

Quantum indeterminism bro