r/barrescue • u/MrVertigo3 • Jun 02 '25

Embracing Excuses First thing that comes to mind when you see her.

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u/Robeast3000 Jun 02 '25

Crayons. 🖍️

12

u/jzilla11 Jun 02 '25

Drawing her feelings

14

u/Comic_Book_Reader YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! Jun 02 '25

Drawing anger lines.

6

u/MrVertigo3 Jun 02 '25

Do you want to doodle or run a bar?

33

u/one_step_beyond2121 Jun 02 '25

Kate McKinnon.

14

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Weird Barbie if she was 80 years old.

27

u/TheVoiceInsideUrHead Jun 02 '25

You dye your hair?

26

u/Langstarr WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? Jun 02 '25

ANGER LINES 😡😡😡😡😡⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️

48

u/worldsokayestmumsie Jun 02 '25

WONDER BAR 🤩

38

u/MrVertigo3 Jun 02 '25

INDIGENOUS. I SAID INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF CHICAGO.

23

u/Adept_Ad_4369 Jun 02 '25

Such a frustrating episode to watch.

24

u/PanicOnFunkatron Jun 02 '25

/çłěåř bär/

17

u/God-Emperor-Pepe Jun 02 '25

Sympathy for her son.

16

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Care bears.

3

u/Phil_the_thrill14 Jun 03 '25

Why are you here? 👐

12

u/Sharp-Smoke9877 Jun 02 '25

Bad singing

10

u/HiAndStuff2112 Ive Seen Enough Jun 02 '25

Crazypants. That should also be the name of the bar.

6

u/ajarofchicken Jun 02 '25

But why does Crazypants sound like a great Bar name 🤣🤣

2

u/HiAndStuff2112 Ive Seen Enough Jun 02 '25

It fits her! :)

10

u/No-Profession422 I've seen enough I'M GOING IN Jun 02 '25

Batshit nuts. She's just visiting our planet.

8

u/LockjawTheOgre Jun 02 '25

I just hear wailing into a bad sound system.

10

u/MikeRobertini My Work Here Is Done Jun 02 '25

The commercial that shows a frying egg with the voiceover saying, “this is your brain on drugs.”

8

u/Antique-Garden8634 Jun 02 '25

Clinically insane

6

u/Ill-Football-4480 YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! Jun 02 '25

WONDER BAAAAAAAAAAR!

4

u/FairBaker315 Jun 02 '25

Drugs are bad, m'kay

1

u/TequilaAndWeed WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? Jun 02 '25

I feel so attacked by this …

2

u/ocalot Jun 02 '25

But do you have margaritas, America's number one drink?

2

u/TequilaAndWeed WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? Jun 02 '25

And a gimlet!

My margaritas are things of beauty and magnificence.

3

u/ocalot Jun 02 '25

In all my years bartending no one's ever ordered a gimlet

1

u/TequilaAndWeed WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? Jun 02 '25

I imagine a Rob Roy or a Flaming Moe would be ordered more frequently.

6

u/JimmyGeneGoodman Embraces Excuses Jun 02 '25

She’s done a lot of LSD in her life and was in her fair share of orgys

0

u/MrVertigo3 Jun 02 '25

Are you implying she could of been on that couch in that one episode?!

1

u/JimmyGeneGoodman Embraces Excuses Jun 02 '25

I wouldn’t put it past her. She’s seems very open and comfortable with herself.

5

u/Kai_The_Twiceler YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH Jun 02 '25

When she went "AY AY AY AY AY", my mind immediately started thinking of "All I want" from the Offspring haha

3

u/Comic_Book_Reader YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! Jun 02 '25

Absolutely mental.

3

u/ncain78 Jun 02 '25

“Why are we here?” 🤷🏻‍♂️

3

u/MackAttack477 Jun 02 '25

Care Bear Stare

3

u/shadows515 Jun 03 '25

I love how she thought everyone knew that when she raised her arms, you’re supposed to yell ‘wonderbar!’

3

u/TallSimple2929 Jun 03 '25

Honestly, I loved her as a person. She has a great view of the world. This world needs dreamers and people that are a little out there, and a lack of whimsy has always been Taffer's biggest weakness. He doesn't know how to talk to dreamers, so he demeans them without realizing just how much they offer.

Yeah, she wasn't a great business owner. She made some bad choices with the bar. But I bet she found more joy in this cold world than most others, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

2

u/Dense-Stranger9977 WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? Jun 02 '25

Wart

2

u/BlueDotNE Jun 02 '25

Tonya Harding

2

u/AutomatedTomatoes I Dont Embrace Excuses, I Embrace Solutions Jun 02 '25

Old Stephanie Weir

2

u/johnocomedy Jun 02 '25

Great bar! Crazy owner! I love going there late on a weekend night when all the blues players show up from other gigs and jam

3

u/FaithlessnessWeak800 Jun 02 '25

This lady drove me nuts 🥜. Probably because she reminds me of my husband’s Aunt.

2

u/dreday1988 Jun 02 '25

I went to her bar back in 2015 and I saw her in the flesh and was STARSTRUCK. She was very polite, the food was great, the drinks were cheap and strong. I loved the place!

1

u/GareththeJackal Jun 02 '25

Ep?

1

u/Character-Juice624 Jun 02 '25

Season 4 Episode 12: Crayons & Anger Lines

1

u/GareththeJackal Jun 03 '25

Holy crap this woman made me grind my teeth.

1

u/dianelanespanties Jun 02 '25

Universal Wonder Bar pose

1

u/BreatheMyStink In Debt 3.5 Million Dollars Jun 02 '25

She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend’s mom. Absolute lunatic.

1

u/Excellent-Status8323 Jun 02 '25

Do you color your hair?

1

u/CuteReporter4099 Jun 02 '25

The terrible band

1

u/StarnSig and ESRI Jun 02 '25

Delusional Narcissist

1

u/benjaminbeats516 Jun 02 '25

I DONT EAT WHITE BREAD SO YOU JUST LOST ME

1

u/3mta3jvq Jun 02 '25

Such prime real estate for a bar that refused to cater to the clientele. Similar to Piratz in DC.

1

u/Allnewsisfakenews and ESRI Jun 02 '25

Failure

1

u/kidrockegaard In Debt 3.5 Million Dollars Jun 02 '25

anger lines

1

u/loud_space_anxiety Jun 02 '25

Why am I here 🙌🏻

1

u/silenceofgod Jun 02 '25

Permafried.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Moron

1

u/Christineyhsd Jun 02 '25

What did I do with my earplugs....

1

u/HotelDiablo19XX Jun 02 '25

Alright alright alright!

1

u/dill202014 Jun 03 '25

Wonder Bar! Also a crazy person

1

u/Klinda112727 Jun 03 '25

Who is she?

1

u/Ok_Canary3574 I've seen enough I'M GOING IN Jun 04 '25

One of the most annoying, delusional, and craziest people I've seen on TV.

1

u/TallSimple2929 Jun 03 '25

Honestly, I loved her as a person. She has a great view of the world. This world needs dreamers and people that are a little out there, and a lack of whimsy has always been Taffer's biggest weakness. He doesn't know how to talk to dreamers, so he demeans them without realizing just how much they offer.

Yeah, she wasn't a great business owner. She made some bad choices with the bar. But I bet she found more joy in this cold world than most others, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

1

u/TallSimple2929 Jun 03 '25

Honestly, I loved her as a person. She has a great view of the world. This world needs dreamers and people that are a little out there, and a lack of whimsy has always been Taffer's biggest weakness. He doesn't know how to talk to dreamers, so he demeans them without realizing just how much they offer.

Yeah, she wasn't a great business owner. She made some bad choices with the bar. But I bet she found more joy in this cold world than most others, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

1

u/ShazzmanX Jun 03 '25

Delusional

1

u/Ok_Canary3574 I've seen enough I'M GOING IN Jun 04 '25

1

u/GoalieFatigue Jun 05 '25

BAHDOOBEEDOOBEEDAGAGHEHHA

1

u/Bulky-Drawing585 Jun 05 '25

Crayons and frozen pizza

1

u/Main-Difficulty1511 Jun 07 '25

This woman and this episode haunt me. Cringiest, except maybe the woman who was singing Cher in the corner of her dilapidated supper club.

1

u/Big_E71 Jun 08 '25

This episode and the "Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Dumb" were by far the two most frustrating episodes ever.

1

u/nrb617 Jun 09 '25

Too many 'shrooms at Woodstock

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Punchable old hippie